What's your theory of life, the Universe and everything...

hom36rown

Well-Known Member
I'm game!

I like to smoke!

"cannibalistic rituals" :lol: HAHA



Do You really believe? Because I just want everyone to know that I'm not trying to mislead the world, its just how God Almighty planned it.

If You read the The Bible about "The Parable of the Sower" in Matthew (the first chapter of The New Testament) it says "But others fell on good ground and yielded a crop, some a 100, some 60, and some 30. He who has ears to hear, let him hear" 63

Now if You read the same parable about the Sower in Mark (the second chapter of The New Testament) it says "But other seed fell on good ground and yielded a crop that sprang up, increased and produced, some 30, some 60, and some 100. He who has ears to hear, let him hear! " 36

The first time I tried to grow Herb was when I was in Jr high @ 63 pine st. My dad pulled My Herb plants out of the garden before they began to bud!

The second time I grew Herb was in My house that I bought (so that I could pay off My IRS taxes) and it was 36 Aroostook av! I harvested!

Do You see how the numbers fit together? I tell You, God has plans. I saw Him in the clouds, I swear to You! Why would I lie?

:D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalomania

here a youtube vid just for you we
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We Love 1

New Member
(BTW My audio isn't working ATM :()

Did I tell You that the girl that I was engaged to was going to have the same initials as Me. O.M.G.

I told her, "I don't want you hanging out with My brother because hes a snake". I had an intuitive feeling that they shouldn't chill because I knew My brother is swine!

My brother (the snake) ended up sleeping with her.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eve_(Bible)

It looks as though I am missing a rib! Maybe I'll show You once I get a digital camera hooked up. You will be seeing pics of Me!



So the Lord God said to the serpent:

"Because you have done this, you are cursed more than all cattle, and more than every beast of the field; on your belly you shall go, and you shall eat dust all the days of your life. And I will put enmity between you and the woman. And between your seed and her seed; He shall bruise your head and you shall bruise His heel"

My brothers back is now broken! He lays in his bed all the time.

God is just! He will pay back peoples work accordingly, wether on Earth, Heaven or Hell!

:D
 

We Love 1

New Member
so what? none of that means a thing.
I just started to see the paralles after they "killed" We Tarded. Than I started putting the pieces together. I just started to read The Bible after "they" killed My last RIU name!


We are here for a reason. You advocate for Christ with Your avatar, so why do You hate Me?

I have done nothing but told the Truth!

:D
 

hom36rown

Well-Known Member
What connections? Those arent connections by the furthest stretch of the imagination. Have you told any of your friends or family that you think you are jesus? what do they have to say about it? YOu cant honestly believe you are jesus can you?
 

We Love 1

New Member
what do they have to say about it? YOu cant honestly believe you are jesus can you?
This is My third name on here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnq5cQMiAB8

Have You watched the vids that I have posted in My signature? Do You think Jesus was lying about His Second Coming?

Have You no faith? Whom else would put His life on the line to save the world? It looks as though I'm the only One on this website! I don't see how the people can take the atrocities that are committed in the name of "democracy"!

Is everyone asleep still? Whos side are You on, anyways?

The work of the Holy Spirit!

But now I go away to Him who sent Me, and none of you asks Me, "Where are You going?" But because I have said these things to you, sorrow has filled your heart. Nevertheless I tell you the truth. It is to your advantage that I go away; for if I do not go away, the Helper will not come to you; but if I depart, I will send Him (thats Me) to you.

And when He has come, He will convict the world of sin, and of righteosness, and of judgment; "of sin, because they do not believe in Me; of righteousness, because I go to My Father and you see Me no more; of judgment, because the ruler of this world is judged.

I still have many things to say to you, but you cannot bear them now.

However, when He, the Spirit of truth, has come, He will guide you into all truth; for He will not speak on His own authority, but whatever He hears He will speak; and He will tell you things to come.

He will glorify Me, for He will take of what is Mine and declare it to you.

All things that the Father has are Mine. Therefore I said that He will take of Mine and declare it to you.

:D
 

We Love 1

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Have you told any of your friends or family that you think you are jesus? what do they have to say about it? YOu cant honestly believe you are jesus can you?
I have many followers! The whole world will soon know who I am!

People call Me God and Jesus when I speak! I've had people bow down to Me, for they know!

I don't like to lie.

:D
 

robert 14617

Well-Known Member
I have many followers! The whole world will soon know who I am!

People call Me God and Jesus when I speak! I've had people bow down to Me, for they know!

I don't like to lie.

:D
sounds way to much like someone we already know ......jim jones. we should take things in moderation even religion
 

CrackerJax

New Member
I had some extra time to give you, but I'm afraid you just wasted it reading this post about my extra time I have to give which you just wasted reading this post.....(repeat as many times as necessary).....


out. :blsmoke:
 

beefstew17

Active Member
Im atheist and i completly put down the ideas of any type of god and any idea or philosphy that has some association with a "god". I do belive in evolution regardless that there might be some "holes in it" becasue i just know that it is impossible for a higher being to exist, espically since we dont have any proof of him. The bible is a work of art and deception. It has such an impact upon us and people actually belive this crap. The bible was written by numerous authors who A- Wanted to answer life's questions but couldnt because they didnt have a great understanding of science's basics concepts and "laws". B Decicded it would be funny to write a book that contained stories that held some preety good laws that everyone should abide by, for instance one sholld always be faithful to there spouse. One thing that helps keeps the world and everyone going is lies, lies and more lies. Lies protect us from ultimate destruction on the political level and to the lowest level where it might only effect two people that would have minimal consequences. Lies hide away the "not supposed to know" facts about life and keep us searching and somehow find some value to live. Lies keep us out of danger and of harms way at one point in our life. Lies protect us from hurting others instead of us telling them what is really on our minds. We instead tell them something else. Dont know if this makes any sense to anyboyd but oh well lol
 

CrackerJax

New Member
Well beef, you can't say with ANY certainty that a higher being is impossible. I'm willing to go along with highly improbable. Not having proof is not the same as disproving....just means that the information to make an informed opinion is not available. Of course that doesn't stop man from injecting his own interpretation.

As you will find in everyday life if people don't get the abc's of an issue, they just fill in xyz, no matter the inaccuracy......


The rest of it was dead on me thinks..... :peace:



out. :blsmoke:
 

Titania

Well-Known Member
This thread is screaming like a Beegee with his fingers trapped in a car door; while being gang raped by the Mujahideen!
 

kirouki

Active Member
Lets hear your views on the most fundamental questions... Why are we here,? do you believe in the anthropic principle?, what is the meaning of life?, What is consciousness?, is the Universe infinite?, does it have a cycle? Or maybe you believe in a religion which answers everything for you, if so which one and why?

Not that you have to answer all of these, or any of these.:mrgreen:
I dun believe there is a reason we're here.
The meaning of life is different for every individual, for me it's humour! :D
Consciousness is a fluke that only humanity has experienced, out of the millions of species on earth we're the only one with sentient thought.
No, the universe isn't infinite and yes it has a cycle.
The closest religion for me would be Buddhism.

Nice questions, thank you. :)
 
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