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Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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I had a cat that humped me once.I was a teenager,I was lying on my side on my bed, and the cat was lying on me,with his legs draped over my stomach and back.I had a rip in my nightgown and it feel open, so he was straddling my bare skin.I was petting him, and he started purring really loud and kinda kicking his feet.I then noticed moisture on my side.I was like, "The cat just came on me!"And my mother laughed and laughed.
misshestermoffitt said:
I had a friend that had a cocktiel and it used to try to masterbate on her hand. Funny stuff that was.
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misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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I have one cat that gets his creep on. If you touch any part of him he meows really loud. You can't push him over either, he's like concrete when he's creepy. He's been fixed for like 11 years now.
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Once, I had this long haired cat, and I was absently watching tv and petting him.I wasn't paying much attention, he went from his side to his back.As I'm petting him, I feel a knot in his fur, so I try to wiggle it to see how bad it is, still watching the tv.You know how long haired cats get mats in their fur sometimes?So I'm messing with it, and I'm thinking, "Damn, that's in there pretty tight, I'm gonna have to be careful when I cut that out."And I look to see where the knot is...and here's the cat, laying on his back, legs spread, happy expression on his face...and the thing I was wiggling was his nutsack.
 
Sunnysideup

Sunnysideup

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This cat in the pic is Fred. If you let him sleep with you, I can guarantee you that he will suck on your nipples....He has gotten me several times!
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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OMG Stoney..............:clap: ........funny stuff here.

My little dog air humps once in a while, he always gets this embarrassed look on his face when he does it.
 
Sunnysideup

Sunnysideup

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I think we all have some crazy ass pets! Gotta love em.
I am going outside to smoke one....I know, I said this an hour ago, I really am going now.
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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I was at the bottom of the page.I quoted myself.
Stoney McFried said:
Once, I had this long haired cat, and I was absently watching tv and petting him.I wasn't paying much attention, he went from his side to his back.As I'm petting him, I feel a knot in his fur, so I try to wiggle it to see how bad it is, still watching the tv.You know how long haired cats get mats in their fur sometimes?So I'm messing with it, and I'm thinking, "Damn, that's in there pretty tight, I'm gonna have to be careful when I cut that out."And I look to see where the knot is...and here's the cat, laying on his back, legs spread, happy expression on his face...and the thing I was wiggling was his nutsack.
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fukdapolice

fukdapolice

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Stoney McFried said:
Once, I had this long haired cat, and I was absently watching tv and petting him.I wasn't paying much attention, he went from his side to his back.As I'm petting him, I feel a knot in his fur, so I try to wiggle it to see how bad it is, still watching the tv.You know how long haired cats get mats in their fur sometimes?So I'm messing with it, and I'm thinking, "Damn, that's in there pretty tight, I'm gonna have to be careful when I cut that out."And I look to see where the knot is...and here's the cat, laying on his back, legs spread, happy expression on his face...and the thing I was wiggling was his nutsack.
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im dying laughin over here!!!!!!
 
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