City is where the repeat offenders, to small timers go after the detention center or not.
Metro pd is not nice.
THEY ARE DUMB AS WOODEN POSTS BUT STILL MEAN..
thats not true. I have encountered some nice ones.
ok back to the story.
I get busted for my warrant. unpaid traffic tickets. fucking ridiculous.
so on the way to the station "city" we almost got into an accident due to the cop and "explorer" sitting bitch TEXTING A FEMALE POLICE OFFICER!
ON THE LAPTOP! FUCK
ALSO USING HIS CELLULAR PHONE.
so almost died.
SO you get to jail.
shackled to a bench for 3 hours. cold bench. they pump the fucking place cold with ac to keep you awake.
YOU MIGHT get asked if you want a sack lunch. get this if offered. you can use it to gain a pal or eat if necessary.( I barley ate the entire time there by the way. survived on milk and cookies hahahaha maybe a banana. )
BEGIN PROCESSING.
they take your shoes first and you get nasty prizon sandalz. yuk. that was really my biggest concern the entire time, FOOT DISEASE!!!!! lol.
all the other shit goes into a bag with your number on it,
but that takes 45 minutes for those retards.
Holding Cell #1
smells of alcohol. DOnt TALK TO ANYONE UNLESS THEY INitiate!!! I WAS PISSED OFF AND NOT IN THE MOOD AS WAS EVERYONE ELSE. TRY and find a spot under a bench to sleep. Im fucking serious. Its the best option. THE BEST. lol
YOUR HERE FOREVER. no clocks so you dont know how long. but its approximately 4 - 6 hours.
HOLDING CELL #2
-Is nicer. GRAFFITTI IN FUCKING JAIL SHOWS HOW MUCH WE LIKE IT HERE! lol
weirdos.
-anyways onto the TB shot and finger printing.
-Take your clothes and your given man panties made of fish net.
welcome to full male nudity. I wasnt ready for all of that. But whatever.
Off to lunch when i arrived. FUCKING DOG MEAT SANDWHICHES AND THE NASTIEST SUPPOSED CHICKEN on alternatiing days, but the milk and cookies saved me. the only real food besides the undergrown fruit, processed outside this facility.
your greeted with an empty floor with no cellmates on the floor.
theres bedding you grab and take to your cell. rooms of 4 bunks per room and about 80 per cell block.
I just so happened to be in the night someone died the next cell block over.
stomped to death in his cage. It sounded like a ufc fight in the middle of the night in the dark. insane. THAT WAS HIGH SECURITY HIGH HIGH SECURITY man killers next door. only a cage seperating. lol
anyways keep your own shit together for video court. you dont see no judge no more.
I dont know about everywhere, but in Las Vegas City Jail. there was a sense of unity against authority. Yea were all there because we fucked up, but thats what we have in common. something to talk about.
there is usually some older white guys that are pretty easy to get to know.
Although being white I made friends pretty fast with people of other races.
My poker tattoo was part of the solution there. I have the card symbols on my arm where the orange jump suit didnt cover. so naturally someone saw and sat me down for poker.
U have a ton of free time on an extended stay like mine. 6 days was not fun. but it was an experience. I could have been busted for so much fucking worse.
and being only 21 I see this as a second chance.
I almost saw a felony that night. but due to the neglect of the rookie police I got away with ditching 4 xanax bars in the bushes
there for some really really sad things. they ended up hitting their wife or being beaten to within an inch of their lives
good luck. i took a shower. no one in there wants to fuck you. they just want to get out. UNLESS YOU MURDER SOMEONE. AND THEN YOU GET PUT IN WITH THE FUCKING MAN SLAYERS, and then that chance is so much more real.
stay on your toes. Im never goin back
