What is the thing you hate most that you can't always avoid?
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SmokeyMcSmokester
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the thing i hate most that i seem to ALWAYS see or avoid....is the fuckin police...i swear those cock-suckers are EVERYWHERE!!! Im not getting pulled over or anthything like that, but these I see like shit tons of them ''patrolling'' around my area....it's not even a bad area wtf???
SmokeyMcSmokester
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[quote="SICC";2075660]cops are shady, i dont even want to get into how many times i've been stopped or pulled over, i think its the fro, my cousin is a pig, hate that bastard 
[/quote]no good bastards...ive never been in a situation where i was like "fuck...Im sure glad those cops showed up..."
they fuck everything up
[/quote]no good bastards...ive never been in a situation where i was like "fuck...Im sure glad those cops showed up..."they fuck everything up
Tryingtomastrkush
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haha me either.....I thought their motto was "to protect and serve" not "to harass and arrest"
"SICC"
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haha some funny shit man +REP
indianaman
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flat soda and wedgies.
RooringTwenties
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The police - i was just followed by a cop on my way home at 1:45am this morning (friday the 13th) and he was using his radar trying to catch me speeding. I on the other hand had a lot of chronic in my trunk and was scared shitless for a few minutes then he turned off all of a sudden and disappeared.
My roomates - live with people that are stealing bud from me and random little things over time. I cant wait to get out of this house
My roomates - live with people that are stealing bud from me and random little things over time. I cant wait to get out of this house
Yeah
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yup man. I've been going the legal speed limit at 2am and seen the motherfuckers make a u turn behind me. Shit made my heart sink to my nuts. Then I saw the red and blue lights and I couldn't keep my heart from beating out of my chest. Fucker said my exhaust was too loud. When you're looking at an intent to distribute charge you come to the realization that you may just be going to jail tonight.
I hate having no food in the fridge, but it's happening more and more often now.
puffpuffPASSEDOUT
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Dude skunk beer is the shit! ... Just get a handle of vodka, and a batch of pre-made country time lemonade. Mix a case of skunk beer, handle of vodka, and the lemonade and Volla! You have skippies! haha
shnkrmn
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I called the cops to my house because I had a rabid raccoon in my back yard. Even though I had a grow going on in my basement. When the cops showed up they decided to shoot it. When one of em pulled her piece out, the raccoon got up from where it was lying on the lawn and scrambled up a tree. So the cop says I can't shoot upwards inside the city limits. So we started chunking rocks at it trying to get it down from the tree. At one point one of the cops stood on my compost pile to get a better angle. I could see old root balls and perlite sticking out through the kitchen waste and whatnot. Very amusing. This was in the afternoon. I let the dog out at bedtime and she starts going nuts in the backyard, so I figured the coon was back and it was. So, just for fun I called the cops back. It was a complete rerun with the racoon up in a tree drooling and cops throwing rocks from my compost pile. It got away eventually and they didn't want to chase it in the dark.
It's amazing what conclusions your neighbors will draw when two cop cars roll up. I had a lot of splainin to do.
Good times.
misshestermoffitt
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The cops came over a raccoon? We had one a few years ago that was looking in our front door, something was not right about that thing.
We called the cops and they were useless (there's a shocker) they said we had to call the wildlife people. We asked if someone could shoot it, they said no, it's against the law to discharge a weapon within city limits.
We called the DNR and they wanted paid in cash to come deal with the thing. I even told them, "there is something wrong with it, it's looking in our frount door and hanging around on our front sidewalk"
Then we called the neighbor and he shot the thing.
We called the cops and they were useless (there's a shocker) they said we had to call the wildlife people. We asked if someone could shoot it, they said no, it's against the law to discharge a weapon within city limits.
We called the DNR and they wanted paid in cash to come deal with the thing. I even told them, "there is something wrong with it, it's looking in our frount door and hanging around on our front sidewalk"
Then we called the neighbor and he shot the thing.
shnkrmn
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Well, I live in a VERY small town, and they don't have much to do. they came twice!
My raccoon was drooling and staggering around in circles. The cops were impressed with my description. It brought em right over. They were still useless
My raccoon was drooling and staggering around in circles. The cops were impressed with my description. It brought em right over. They were still useless
misshestermoffitt
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I live in a very small town too, they have pretty much nothing to do, except hang around in their circle jerk. It really kind of pissed us off.
Had it been a pot plant looking in my front door, we'd have had city, county, state, SWAT, you name it.
Had it been a pot plant looking in my front door, we'd have had city, county, state, SWAT, you name it.
shnkrmn
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Well, next time, tell them you have a rabid pot plant looking in the window and see what they do!
Oops, better not do that, I have to go to work!
Oops, better not do that, I have to go to work!I live in a very small town too, they have pretty much nothing to do, except hang around in their circle jerk. It really kind of pissed us off.
Had it been a pot plant looking in my front door, we'd have had city, county, state, SWAT, you name it.
Cheech Wizard
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I also hate people walking on the side of the road double and triple file... like, what the fuck? its a road not a big sidewalk... I walk my dog on the side of the road.. Then, when you finally are able to drive around these rude people they give you a dirty look.... also, I hate young rude drivers... I was at a red light yesterday. The girl in front of me was texting... the light turns green.... I wait... I then give a little tap on the horn and the bitch puts her phone down and gives me the finger?!?!?!?!?!?!? I was about to follow her bitch ass and throw my vitamin water at her.///// Sometimes you just gotta let things go though.....
The Son of Man
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bicyclist who have to ride their bikes on packed two lane roads during rush hour hundreds of cars behind these fools
hundreds of cars behind these foolsCheech Wizard
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Ohhh, ya know what I really hate, when i run to the store to get a pack of smokes and some elderly person is in line in front of me buying like 100 lotto tickets and giving the clerk different numbers to play, etc etc when there is a line of people behind them..... so rude...
Cheech Wizard
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I also hate people walking around with bluetooths in their ear like fucking star trek robots.... talking loud so you can hear their annoying conversations....
Hydrotech364
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Vitamin water,These senseless acts involving chemical weapons must stop!!!!!!
I was driving around a small town i grew up in and was randomly shooting joggers,shoppers and such with my water pistol.Someone called the law and described my truck and i had grew up with the cops.They told me she wanted to see me down at the cop shop.When she recognized me she said she wasnt filing charges.A week later at the voting box,City Hall i saw her as she saw me and told my friend hey thats the lady i shot.She busted out laughing hot little rich girl......