New Grower needs help????

Roseman

Elite Rolling Society
I want to grow some pot, and I decided to grow Hydro, like either a bubbler or a DWC way, but I have a few questions adn need some advise?

My space I plan to grow in, is on my closet shelf, that is about 20 inches high. Do you think I could grow 6 plants that would yield a pound on my closet shelf? What strain would you reccomend? I heard Black Widow was awesome and is easy to hide in the dark.

How many lights will I need? I want to use some HID or CFLS, or maybe just a few LEDS with a HSP. Would the light from my cell phone or night light help any until I can get some money for some bulbs.? How about my flashlight? It gets very bright when the lights are off in a dark room.

If I grow Hydro, would I need a a lot of water? I do not have a faucet in my bedroom, and my parents might wonder why I am hauling water to my room. Can I use Dirt in Hydro instead of water?

I plan on using driveway gravel for the rocks, and paper cups for the pots, but I will have to use cotton balls for the rockwool cubes. My buddy told me I could just use cat piss and mollasses for fertilizers, but he was not sure how much to use. Does anyone else know? And how do you extract piss from a cat?

Will they smell? I have to share my room with my baby brother and he might tell if he sees them.

I do not have any meters, but I do have a rectal themometer.

BTW, I do not have any money to spend, but if someone would tell me how to grow a pound in my closet, I will give them some REP when I learn how to give REP.

thanks,
 

fugaziebob

Active Member
You need to atleast wait untill you can get some real lights of some kind the cheapest are probably going to be florescents I don't know about the cat piss or mallasses. It will definitley smell and you are going to have to be able to keep the place completly dark when flowering I wouldn't recommened doing it with the space you have and with another person living in the room with you. But good luck to whateer you decide to do just don't get caught.
 

lousyone

Active Member
your plan is on the right track, the only problems I see is:

1. light - you should probably get a candle to add to the flashlight for dual spectrum

2. fertilizer - cats usually do not piss on command making collection difficult. use dirty cat litter as growing medium, now your nutrients are already set.

Good Luck Hope to see pics soon
 

hom36rown

Well-Known Member
Thats a brilliant idea about the cat litter, I wouldve never thought of that. I Just lock my cat up and feed it only water. +rep for that one. Dont listen to fugazi, a cell phone and some candles will do fine, but youre definitely gonna wanna get some cfls if your trying to achieve a lb. Good luck!
 

mexiblunt

Well-Known Member
This has got to be the best stealth, diy, for any beginner, I recommend to anyone starting out to follow this grow exactly. When will you start your journal?
 

mexiblunt

Well-Known Member
Thats a brilliant idea about the cat litter, I wouldve never thought of that. I Just lock my cat up and feed it only water. +rep for that one. Dont listen to fugazi, a cell phone and some candles will do fine, but youre definitely gonna wanna get some cfls if your trying to achieve a lb. Good luck!
Yeah a cellphone would probably do it alone I got 1/2 pound with mine but the screen was very scratched so I think it was loosing some lummusins.
 

natmoon

Well-Known Member
Nearly 4,000 posts and an unbelievable amount of fake rep and your growing in cat litter and asking for advice,hilarious,hahahahaha:joint:
 

mexiblunt

Well-Known Member
He wasn't planning growing in the litter but he should! just get in there and break up any chunks first.
 

NYC Diesel

New Member
I heard cigarette ashes give you good fertilizer. That way u can kill two birds with one shot. Check for ash tray and fertilizer, right on!
 

mygirls

Medical Marijuana (MOD)
I want to grow some pot, and I decided to grow Hydro, like either a bubbler or a DWC way, but I have a few questions adn need some advise?

My space I plan to grow in, is on my closet shelf, that is about 20 inches high. Do you think I could grow 6 plants that would yield a pound on my closet shelf? What strain would you reccomend? I heard Black Widow was awesome and is easy to hide in the dark.

How many lights will I need? I want to use some HID or CFLS, or maybe just a few LEDS with a HSP. Would the light from my cell phone or night light help any until I can get some money for some bulbs.? How about my flashlight? It gets very bright when the lights are off in a dark room.

If I grow Hydro, would I need a a lot of water? I do not have a faucet in my bedroom, and my parents might wonder why I am hauling water to my room. Can I use Dirt in Hydro instead of water?

I plan on using driveway gravel for the rocks, and paper cups for the pots, but I will have to use cotton balls for the rockwool cubes. My buddy told me I could just use cat piss and mollasses for fertilizers, but he was not sure how much to use. Does anyone else know? And how do you extract piss from a cat?

Will they smell? I have to share my room with my baby brother and he might tell if he sees them.

I do not have any meters, but I do have a rectal themometer.

BTW, I do not have any money to spend, but if someone would tell me how to grow a pound in my closet, I will give them some REP when I learn how to give REP.

thanks,
first off is this a 4 real thread. or a joke. im not quit sure how to take it. LOL
 

mygirls

Medical Marijuana (MOD)
it is just your typical thread posted here.
thats kinda what i thought. it was a little strange to see a person with so many post asking that. and then again i thought you wanted to see just what a newbie knows. LOL :hump: ya their you go
 

Roseman

Elite Rolling Society
I often go through UNANSWERED THREADS, trying to help the newbies and this is a JOKE thread, but also this is the average thread from Newbies.
They want to harvest a pound, but not read and study and buy the necesary or needed equipment.
 

mygirls

Medical Marijuana (MOD)
I often go through UNANSWERED THREADS, trying to help the newbies and this is a JOKE thread, but also this is the average thread from Newbies.
They want to harvest a pound, but not read and study and buy the necesary or needed equipment.
ya i said to someone one day what do you what me to grow your plant also. LOL :hump:
 

Roseman

Elite Rolling Society
Nearly 4,000 posts and an unbelievable amount of fake rep and your growing in cat litter and asking for advice,hilarious,hahahahaha:joint:
how do you FAKE REP?

I've been here for over two years, postind daily, and I have a 500 page thread teaching newbies how to use a certain system, a Bubbleponics System, and I get a lot of REP from newbies for helping them on my thread.
 

natmoon

Well-Known Member
how do you FAKE REP?

I've been here for over two years, postind daily, and I have a 500 page thread teaching newbies how to use a certain system, a Bubbleponics System, and I get a lot of REP from newbies for helping them on my thread.
Yeah i know,lol.
As i said it was hilarious that people were giving you advice about cat litter.
We all know the rep system was abused that's why they changed it lol:joint:
 

DaveTheNewbie

Well-Known Member
dude your way outta line
dog piss is where its at man
plus dog are bigger and have more piss, more fertilizer = bigger plants always
if you have 2 dogs your set
 
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