Smoking Ediquette... The Do's and Don'ts

[zoink29]

don't ralf after takin a moster hit, although we all have..

lmao...truth

 

[tkufoS]

if i load the weed i grew imma light the whole top a few fuckin times.lmao

 

[cincismoker]

dont slobber all off on the joint

 

[Pot Is Yummy]

Dont spill the bowl!

 

[fureelz]

don't say you quit smoking and still want to hit my shit when you know its fire, and I damn well know you are just too poor to buy it....or promise to match when you aint got shit. It is proper to give greens to the birthday person. It is also proper if you own the mutha f'in house, supplied alcohol and green, that you can smoke your own blunt to the face and some scrub can't say shit about it!

 

[cincismoker]

rollers rights!!! 1st amendment

 

[MaNiC]

Never tell your friends they are green if they look off colour... The more you think about it the worse it gets. You can imagine what follows :\

 

[fureelz]

oh an don't steal my roach, put it in the damn jar with the 200 others you see there...

 

[mykul916]

SAC RULES:

-throw 5 on it, you cheap bitch!

-dont slob my blunt.

-stop callin me to "kick it" when "kick it" is actually code for "get smoked out for free and then bounce".

-dont eat MY munchies...they my fukkin dorito's! i PAYED for them.

-dont pass out on my couch, or you will wind up with one eyebrow and a bunch of shit drawn on yer face.

-and last but definitly not least....PASS THAT SHIT!!! it aint a damn talking stick, homie...damn.

 

[Solstice07]

Drool in my bong, that's all for you until you learn better manners.
Cough through my bong, spraying ashes and bong water everywhere, it's over between us.
Break my bong and they'll never find your body.

 

[mykul916]

Break my bong and they'll never find your body.

^^^thread/

 

[Solstice07]

^^^thread/

I'm not sure what that means. If I did something wrong, then whack my pee-pee.

I think it's proper etiquette to off the bastard that broke my bong. It's 30 years old now.

 

[smokinmayne]

it means end of thread

 

[mykul916]

it means end of thread

^this....



meaning: "the statement you have just made is good enuf to end the thread on."

 

[Dr.WhiteWeed]

i've dropped my bong and it's lived. my neighbor's bong bottom fell off (it was one piece so wtf) and he rubber cememted it back on. IDK, maybe we get high quality pyrex, but i never heard of a bond shattering or anything.

 

[torontoone]

Don't stick the whole nozzle in your mouth when you're hittin a bag off my volcano.

If I wanted to swap spit with a Dude, I'd go to a Gay Bar.

 

[fastnova383@gmail.com]

Don't stick the whole nozzle in your mouth when you're hittin a bag off my volcano.

If I wanted to swap spit with a Dude, I'd go to a Gay Bar.

Thats pretty gay.

 

[mykul916]

Thats pretty HOT.

ewww.....jkdjkzsdhjkag

 

[Dr.WhiteWeed]

OMG< fuck, i just broke off half of my bong's base. luckily it didn't break the stem chamber!

 

[juggaloclownz187]

Last rule: NEVER smash your lighter off my glass to turn the buds over!! Thats reserved for the owner of the pipe!