drug test help please i'm fat!.

StealthT5

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Alright so i'm fat, i'm 5'10 260lbs and I have smoked close to a gram everyday for 2 years, my job never requiered a drug test but out of the blue everyone has todo it... I have "maybe" 2 weeks to get ready and being fat like I am from munchies is there anyway to 100% pass a test? This job is my familys lifes, why wont they just let us pot smokers live free dammit! Also i've read the others threads on drug testing but since i'm 260lbs and a long time user I just thought I would ask, thank you all so much!kiss-ass
 

SunKissedBuds

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simple solution... go to a local head shop or an online head shop and order pre-mixed synthetic urine... if its for a job they cant watch you pee in the cup! they cant legally even go into the bathroom with you... unless you maybe are a truck driver but if you never get drug tested before then i suspect you are not a truck driver! i use synthetic pee in the past and its worked for me everytime!
 

StealthT5

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thanks sunkisssedbuds but theres only 1 headshop by me and its 60 miles away io called and they thought i was a kid pulling a prank about pee...
 

StealthT5

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alright thanks guys i guess i'll try the water method hopefully my fat ass cells dont hug on to the thc haha
 

Jables&Jakoseph

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Actually, if you haven't read about using another persons urine, its quite easy to do if you're not being watched while doing the test.
 

Tryingtomastrkush

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ANC

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Ouch man, don;t join the army... don't get reprogrammed.

Fuck, I'm glad I don't have to take a pisstest after this long weekend... they would think the test faulty for showing positive on nearly everything....

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Rello

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ok well im not 5'10 or 260 lbs im 6'2 170 lbs, but i live by this vitamin u can pick up at any ordinary super store like meijers or something called NIACIN (100mg) I pop 5 or 6 of those bad boys a few days before my piss test for probabtion along with HIGHLY CONCENTRATED CRANBERRY, of AZO. Used for urinary track infections and also cleans out the lil bit of THC that may b stored in ur urinary track. Take about 4 or 5 of those and your good. Idk since ur heavier u might wanna take a few more? always worked for me

Good Luck Playa :blsmoke:
 

Babs34

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Huh? Synthetic piss? Hmm, ok.
You have 2 weeks.......quit smoking (I know....it aint easy, just do it) Drink TONS AND TONS of water daily. The day of the actual test, drink EVEN MORE. You should be fine.
 

Babs34

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Huh? Synthetic piss? Hmm, ok.
You have 2 weeks.......quit smoking (I know....it aint easy, just do it) Drink TONS AND TONS of water daily. The day of the actual test, drink EVEN MORE. You should be fine.
I can only tell you this as being fact however from the point of view that I too am a heavy smoker and have been tested. I too had 2 weeks notice. I'm not one to drink a lot of water. I thought I was going to get sick from all the water I ended up drinking in that time frame. I used no pills or magic solutions and passed........."BUT"....know also I only weigh 115 lbs.
 

streff

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jst go 2 1 of ur friends dat doesnt smoke and the day of ur test ask 4 his piss so its still warm then jst use his piss n der u go ur good.....around my area evry1 dats in probation does dat lol
 
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