Okay, so I got about a gram...how can I eat it?

Umlunguusa

Umlunguusa

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I don't think I can do a tincture, or make cannabutter, so I was thinking of just perhaps microwaving a burrito, melting cheese on the top, and then sinking the gram into the cheese, and covering it with another piece of cheese on top.

would that work? any other ideas to inexpensively and with as little ease as possible, eat this gram?

...would eating a gram even get me high?
 
Skibaba

Skibaba

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If youre dead set on eating it, get a cracker, put some peanut butter on it (not jiffy or the other name brand ones, some organic wanna be stuff is what youre looking for) with a high percentage of fat.
Cracker, pb, minced herb, pb, cracker. In the oven on 220 for 20 minutes (your oven might be different) and eat away. 1 gram will work.
 
CreepyStevie69

CreepyStevie69

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Skibaba said:
If youre dead set on eating it, get a cracker, put some peanut butter on it (not jiffy or the other name brand ones, some organic wanna be stuff is what youre looking for) with a high percentage of fat.
Cracker, pb, minced herb, pb, cracker. In the oven on 220 for 20 minutes (your oven might be different) and eat away. 1 gram will work.
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yes its true!!! ive done this before. i saw pineapple express after eating these. i made 4 crackers with .7 g. i ate 2 and a half. i was high for like 8 or 9 hours.
 
CreepyStevie69

CreepyStevie69

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yeah they are called firecrackers.

i thought they didnt taste that bad at all. just like peanut butter. and i dont even like peanut butter.

my girlfriend on the other hand thinks they taste terrible... and she likes peanut butter. weird right? but if you think they taste bad just eat them with a glass of milk. they tend to be a little dry and chalky. i think thats why my girlfriend doesnt like them. she says it really dries her mouth out. but thats what the milks for.

but be sure to use the organic peanut butter.

good luck and let us know how it goes
 
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Defcon9

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You can make tea with it. Boil water for 20 min with the bud in it. You will need like twice as much water than what you will be drinking due to evaporation. After 20 min of boiling add tea bag then strain and add sugar/milk or what ever you like then drink. Mild high lasts a while.

General rule of thumb to eat, 1 gram per person.

I've made brownies by using a grinder, grinding it and adding to brownie mix and baking. Always good you taste a bit of weed and sometimes get chunks but fucks you up really good. I added 9 grams and made 9 brownies.

I've made butter before a few times and never got to high off of the butter. Only got stoned off the tea and adding everything. I have many friends that swear by the butter. All my friends love if I brew tea. Perfect tea for morning brakfast while camping. Perfect camp food.

Good Luck
 
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Defcon9

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Oh, Also adding it to pasta and slow cooking for 20 min to 30 min. Remember you have to cook it for a while to (in basic terms) activate the weed.
 
malbulja

malbulja

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vampyroswrath said:
But man, do they taste terrible, i think they are called "firecrackers"
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Yea, firecrackers... god damn they are disgusting. I almost gagged several times trying to east just one! It had almost no effect so I went to sleep. The next morning when I woke up I was high as a kite, in a scary way, and it lasted almost all day! I never guessed Cannabis could be capable of such a great high.
 
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vampyroswrath

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lol, thats aew some +rep man thats like when i thought my hash brownies were bunk, so i ate the whole thing and went to sleep, woke up and didnt even know where i was for a few days lmao
 
CreepyStevie69

CreepyStevie69

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hahah yeah i love eating weed. i was laying on the bed when i ate them and felt fine til i stood up... i looked around and thought "...whoa... somethings...not right...." and it lasts soo long too
 
malbulja

malbulja

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Umlunguusa said:
I don't think I can do a tincture, or make cannabutter, so I was thinking of just perhaps microwaving a burrito, melting cheese on the top, and then sinking the gram into the cheese, and covering it with another piece of cheese on top.

would that work? any other ideas to inexpensively and with as little ease as possible, eat this gram?

...would eating a gram even get me high?
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I'm sure you don't have the gram anymore but if you did then you could use it to make a single serving of Bhang and get fucking blasted into outer space for a few hours.

https://www.rollitup.org/cooking-cannabis/193516-hot-butter-bhang-drink.html
 
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Defcon9

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Just remember it does take about an hour for your body to digest it so becareful. I was driving one day and almost didn't make it to where I was going. When it hits you it can be in mid stride. I remember one second I'm okay then the next second it was BOOM!!! it was like hitting a wall. I was one light away from where I had to go and I almost had to stop the car. I made it but never again. If it does hit you then it really hits you. Not like smoking.
 
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greatghanjadude

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Boiling weed in water is a waste of weed...thc is NOT soluble in water...it IS soluble in grain alcohol and in fat...just keep that in mind if you want to catch a buzz...
 
malbulja

malbulja

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CreepyStevie69 said:
yeah i saw that thread. could you describe the taste? im a little aprehensive about drinking butter and vodka
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Its your loss cause it tastes great. Like a butter rum or sweet wine. You drink very little (if any) of the vodka, it evaporates as soon as you pour it in the skillet. The vodka is merely a vessel to maximize the movement of THC into the bloodstream by bypassing digestion.
 
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