F My Life

[J Bobba]

My hand is all kinds of fucked up from wiping out skating yesterday and I can't get my grinder open because of it. All I want to do is get high!! Fuck my life!

 

[xonar]

keep trying u will get there never give up

 

[robert 14617]

low expectations its only one day BFD

 

[J Bobba]

Thanks to my dog's paws, a piece of duct tape and some classic stoner ingenuity, I was able to get to the keef.
This puppy is gettin' a steak tonight. Hell yes!

I have no idea why I felt the need to post this in the first place except I continued reading posts about weed and getting more and more motivated to get to there... so thanks RIU, in a way, I owe it to you, haha.

 

[J Bobba]

Big deal? Have you ever smelled the sweet smell of gdp only to be held back by a metal screen? and ONLY one day? Jesus, what kind of incompassionate monster are you?

 

[nike0590]

have someone open it for you :]

 

[robert 14617]

manllana is otra dia ,for you drama queens this translates loosly to tomarrow is another day chew on it ,pups

 

[J Bobba]

nike: I did have someone else open it, my dog. The only other person home is my crazy ass fundamentalist roommate... don't think she would take kindly to that, haha.

robert: Could you not detect a hint of overexageration? I did not literally think my life was fucked because I couldn't get my grinder open, it was just a funny situation to me at the time. But thanks for the wise advice, old sage.

 

[robert 14617]

dusting off my wise old ball sack ,your welcome

 

[Sunnysideup]

Gotta ask....How did your dog open it for you?

 

[tDot.]

Ya that's what I'm wondering.

 

[J Bobba]

robert: no hard feelings, i'm high, that's a good enough reason, right?

i'm glad someone asked on the dog technique.... haha
so, step one was getting the duct tape around the edges because the smooth metal had no grip, sort of put it on all folded up and stuff so it wasnt even....
then! with my bad hand i sort of rested my wrist on the dog's forearm (who the whole time is confused, yet sort of wagging his tail excited... maybe cause of the weed he knows he's gonna get a hit of or the fact that he is getting attention at all... who knows, he is a dog). so the good hand went on the other side and he kind of held it still, sort of? Maybe I should make a video of this technique.... haha.

 

[Dirtyboy]

I can feel ya. I farted and it did not stink. I have so many problems.

 

[fininho]

mañana is otro dia indeed, but fortunately you didnt give your lungs a rest today!!!

 

[Sunnysideup]

robert: no hard feelings, i'm high, that's a good enough reason, right?

i'm glad someone asked on the dog technique.... haha
so, step one was getting the duct tape around the edges because the smooth metal had no grip, sort of put it on all folded up and stuff so it wasnt even....
then! with my bad hand i sort of rested my wrist on the dog's forearm (who the whole time is confused, yet sort of wagging his tail excited... maybe cause of the weed he knows he's gonna get a hit of or the fact that he is getting attention at all... who knows, he is a dog). so the good hand went on the other side and he kind of held it still, sort of? Maybe I should make a video of this technique.... haha.

Hahaha! It is amazing what we can do when we put our minds to it! The dog probably thought you lost your mind.

 

[J Bobba]

dirtyboy: that sounds pretty fucked up, man.

This wouldn't be the first time my dog thought I was nuts.