Longest you can go without sex....

bossman88188 said:
2.5 year dry spell. Are you in prison?
Or an island of men?j\k.
If i went that long i would be sent to prison.
I would fly right over the coockoos nest.
Just the thought of it. Means i have to sign off.
And tap the wife.
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"The Island of Beautiful Men." If anyone remembers that episode of Johnny Bravo.

But, naw man. It's not like I'm not tryin', I just made no connections when I was still in high school. Myspace is a teen game, and internet dating is nothing but a joke. So, now that I'm 21, I'm going places I couldn't before and trying my luck elsewhere.

Give her a good jab for me, old bean!
 
How to pick up the RIGHT woman at a bar.....

Go in and drop a hundred or two "by accident" on the bar. The girl who isn't instantly attracted to you is the one to go talk to.
 
lmao.. you're all a buncch of idiots.. you can go your whole life without sex, so try not to hurt yourself with such complicated thoughts.. I've been six years without sex, and i'm fine..monks go their lives without it.. so despite your shallow thinking, sex isn't something you have to have unless you're judt insecure or something, and then reall all you are wanting is som validation that you're good enough for somebody.. so maybe you should try some therapy or self help books...

If I were you thoug, i'd tread lightly.. with your line of thinking any deep thoughts and you could drown
 
thats ironic giving ur screen name: BackDoorMan......hilarious:mrgreen::mrgreen:


BackDoorMan said:
lmao.. you're all a buncch of idiots.. you can go your whole life without sex, so try not to hurt yourself with such complicated thoughts.. I've been six years without sex, and i'm fine..monks go their lives without it.. so despite your shallow thinking, sex isn't something you have to have unless you're judt insecure or something, and then reall all you are wanting is som validation that you're good enough for somebody.. so maybe you should try some therapy or self help books...

If I were you thoug, i'd tread lightly.. with your line of thinking any deep thoughts and you could drown
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No, i'm not in a dry spell.. I at the time, had just simpley chose not to have sex.. there's always oppurtunity.. I mean, in this day and age women and girls are throwing pussy around like candy at a parade..

I just find it to be very ignorant when people act like they just cant live without sex.. Water you cant live without.. food you cant live without.. sex, love, human contact.. while one or more of those things may make your life some-what better.. sex isn't one of them... sex feels good, but so does a hot shower and I know alotof nasty motherfuckers runnin around with a case of the rank ass and unfortunatley are living just fine...

So please. refrain from such simple thoughts.. Sexin this day and age is all about validation and raising one's self esteem.. so if you think you have to have sex, maybe you just need alittle therapy or like I said before.. a nice self help book..ya know..

"I'm good enough, i'm smart enough.. and gosh darn it.. people like it."
 
regarless of what any man on here thinks he can beleve me or not i dont care but ( i have not jacked off in over 4yrs ) i use to all the time then i had went a mounth one time with out jackin befor sex and it made my orgasem so much more intence so iv comepletly stop jackin since then! as for as how long can i go with out sex i cant control that part its up to your women when she is ready to give it to you so i just have to be pataint and wait! but i love it though! quote im a love maker not a hit it and quite it i play slow jamz in the back ground rub her down for a while kiss her down her back while softly messageing her then visit down south for a while if you know what i mean! then i`ll come up north and let her feel me! peace out yall
 
theres nothing wrong with safe sex...3x a day.. sure there are cases that go both way ... but in a healthy relationship nothing wrong with some full time fucking..
 
never said there was, but you don't NEED it.. before viagra, your dick didn't stop working and then you died months later, and the coroner wasn't like "poor bastard.. had a case of E.D and died due to an overload of hormones.. had he just been ablle to get some pussy.. why god.. WHY???!!!!"...so.. ya know.. try to differintiate between need.. and want.. need yiu HAVE to have it.. no if's and's or but's.. want.. well.. you just feel like you gotta have it.. but you don't have to have it, and if you don't you'll be alright...
 
u guys are sad. i can get laid multiple times a day with diff girls each time yet sometimes i can go for months without sex.
 
mrmz88 said:
u guys are sad. i can get laid multiple times a day with diff girls each time yet sometimes i can go for months without sex.
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i can to! but i dont want to waste my money ( if you know what i mean pretty sure you do ) or catch something. plus id enjoy more if it had meaning. peace out bro
 
It's been close to a year for me. Ever since I lost my job and moved back into my parents house (unfinished basement) my confidence went right out the window. It's a pretty vicious cycle of failure which I haven't been able to break out of for quite some time.
 
goten said:
i can to! but i dont want to waste my money ( if you know what i mean pretty sure you do ) or catch something. plus id enjoy more if it had meaning. peace out bro
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Longest I've gone is bout a year and a half and the longest I've gone without squeezing one out would be 3 or 4 days, but have to say a masterbation nut aint got nuthin on catchin one from the glorious in-out of some warm, wet.....!?@#$ aww shit!!! Just kidding Lol!
 
fitch303 said:
It's been close to a year for me. Ever since I lost my job and moved back into my parents house (unfinished basement) my confidence went right out the window. It's a pretty vicious cycle of failure which I haven't been able to break out of for quite some time.
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Damn my dude I been there, keep the faith and hopefully you can still burn good.
 
CrackerJax said:
:lol: I can see why you've hit a dry spell.......
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:lol:

BackDoorMan said:
No, i'm not in a dry spell.. I at the time, had just simpley chose not to have sex.. there's always oppurtunity.. I mean, in this day and age women and girls are throwing pussy around like candy at a parade..

I just find it to be very ignorant when people act like they just cant live without sex.. Water you cant live without.. food you cant live without.. sex, love, human contact.. while one or more of those things may make your life some-what better.. sex isn't one of them... sex feels good, but so does a hot shower and I know alotof nasty motherfuckers runnin around with a case of the rank ass and unfortunatley are living just fine...

So please. refrain from such simple thoughts.. Sexin this day and age is all about validation and raising one's self esteem.. so if you think you have to have sex, maybe you just need alittle therapy or like I said before.. a nice self help book..ya know..

"I'm good enough, i'm smart enough.. and gosh darn it.. people like it."
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Just because you don't have sex doesn't mean you have to shit on
all of us because we enjoy it.

Sex has nothing to do with self-esteem. Its about doing something
that is pleasurable both emotionally and physically.

Why stop doing something that feels good and that you like?

We all smoke weed because its something we ENJOY doing.
No need to stop.


Sex isn't just all about the physical aspect, because TRUST me,
when you love someone unconditionally, the sex is beyond
this world because you get to share that closeness, the
bonding, and the enjoyment of fulfilling and making your partner
happy.

Its not ALL about the physical. Remember that.
At least its not for me.

tilemaster said:
thats ironic giving ur screen name: BackDoorMan......hilarious:mrgreen::mrgreen:
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

the milk man. :lol:
 
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