my girl is passed out on my bed
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Mattplusness
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let her sleep and not be a rapist or think like one
kaiserAxel
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By girl passed out on your bed you mean one of your MJ plants, ye? xD
punkenstien
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stick it in her ass
Johnnyorganic
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Sharpies/Permanent markers.
How would she look with a Tom Selleck mustache?
The classic prank is always the best.
theycallmeoj
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Assuming you actually care about her, then be remotely nice. Nothing obscene/rude, illegal. LOL
Shaving cream trick is always fun.
Dress up like the Burger King King and blast a fog horn?
I've filled hundred of balloons and put them in a room while someone was sleeping. Hell, i could have detonated a nuke bomb and they still would have been sleeping.
Hiding under the bed with some evil toy and poking the mattress till they wake up, then scaring the crap out of them is always fun too. Exp. when you pass out UNDER a bed, then your friends go into YOUR room and decide you have sex on YOUR bed. In that case, they deserve GITMO/SAW movie type punishment.
Or if your cheap like me, you lay next to them and wisper in her ear "You wanna gimme $100, a BJ, a backrub and make me a ham sammich!"
On a side note, the last one has never worked completely. If it does work for you, see if she has a hot sister for me. LOL
Shaving cream trick is always fun.
Dress up like the Burger King King and blast a fog horn?
I've filled hundred of balloons and put them in a room while someone was sleeping. Hell, i could have detonated a nuke bomb and they still would have been sleeping.
Hiding under the bed with some evil toy and poking the mattress till they wake up, then scaring the crap out of them is always fun too. Exp. when you pass out UNDER a bed, then your friends go into YOUR room and decide you have sex on YOUR bed. In that case, they deserve GITMO/SAW movie type punishment.
Or if your cheap like me, you lay next to them and wisper in her ear "You wanna gimme $100, a BJ, a backrub and make me a ham sammich!"
On a side note, the last one has never worked completely. If it does work for you, see if she has a hot sister for me. LOL
IndicaFatnHeavy
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Why not just put a blanket on her and let her sleep, lol.
lock your door when we are in vegas.
Johnnyorganic
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One eyebrow.
rampagen08
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draw a happy face on your weener and put it next to her eye and yell at her
Pnuggle
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and then she vomits. lol
OKAY! FDD is the winner. she was about to puke because she was drinking beer real fast, and got to pumpin a little too fast. also, note to whoever said it: i have stuck it in her ass while she was laying there sick. and she threw up
for 3 hours. it was in her rear for 3 hours, anyways. we're awake now, and she found this thread while i was pissin. thank you RIU! 
rampagen08
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lol what the fuck you're crazy you stuck it in her ass and left it there while she was vomiting?
hahahahahahaahahaha
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