Beating a piss test??

[BigT]

ok, i really didn't know where to post this...so i figured i'd ut it here. I havn't smoked for 7 days, and im going to be starting drug tersting...dont know when...might be this week, might not. but is there a way that i can better my chances of passing without buying some "kit"?...any way to detox by drinking or eating somthing?

thanks

 

[macumber]

drink lots of water and canberry juice

 

[BigT]

Ive heard that, but thought it was just a stupid stonner myth....??? is there hard science behind it??...either way, i guess i should try it

 

[reeffermadness]

if your takin a piss test yes...cranberry juice and lots of it with lots more water does help cleanse your urine system. It does however take close to a month to clean and piss mountain fresh water.

 

[Erniedytn]

Are you taking the test for a job or probation?

 

[Rocketgirl]

Drink as much water as you can the day of the test, and pee alot before the test. The theory is that if you have water constantly flowing through your bladder, it wont have time to sit and absorb any impurities (thc) in your system. It has always worked for me, have never tested dirty.

 

[mondaypurple]

vinegar. vinegar. vinegar. I passed 3 years of juvenile probation by drinking a glass full of vinegar a couple hours before my tests, and then having a glass of water like..10 minutes before the test. I only stopped smoking the first month of my probation, then I couldn't handle it anymore.

 

[Rocketgirl]

GROSS! I assure you that is unnecessary...You poor thing.

 

[mondaypurple]

it's totally necessary, especially for a legal issue, you can never be too safe. not to mention, it's generally excellent for relieving your body of other toxins.

 

[SuperDaveJr712]

If I were you I'd down a gallon of water a day, as much cranberry juice as possible, and before you leave to take the test drink as much vinegar as you can stand and wash it down with a glass of water and a cranberry juice.
I've been over 5 weeks without smoking and I've been drinking lots of water, still failing at home tests.

 

[BigT]

Im taking the test for diversion... Shit SuperDave, thats harsh. I dont actualy know when i'll be tested, it might not be for a while, but i dont want to take the chance....so i guess its alot of cranbery juice and some luck!

 

[SuperDaveJr712]

Yeah it's fuckin' harsh.
I can not WAIT to be back. It's going to be so great.
All this waiting's just gonna make it that much better.

 

[Kassidy]

ever heard of sure-jell? its used for making jams and jellys and other crap. as long as u get a fruit pectin then ur good. drink the shit, eat a sammich, then take a piss. the next time u piss and ONLY this time will ur piss be completely clean. my guy used it every Monday b4 he went to see his PO and every Monday when he had to piss he never got a dirty piss always clean. This shit works wonders.

 

[BedroomClosetGrower]

I have all ways herd that drinking veniger and a ton of water and if you can go to the doctor a B12 shot works...

 

[oneyearorange]

I agree with rocket girls method. I also agree that vinegar is very unnessesary. Just flush out by drinking plenty of water and peeing often. Try to pee atleast ten times the day you are going. BUt also be drinking and flushing your system with water all week before. It worked for me very well. never failed a test. I have taken many of them too.

 

[rkm]

If I were you I'd down a gallon of water a day, as much cranberry juice as possible, and before you leave to take the test drink as much vinegar as you can stand and wash it down with a glass of water and a cranberry juice.
I've been over 5 weeks without smoking and I've been drinking lots of water, still failing at home tests.

Well if that was the case, I would be looking at making a change to your "system", that being; getting rid of the vinegar.

And to answer the threads question. I am 36. I have smoked since I was 15. Through out those years, there have been times when I had to stop, for a few years at a time.

Weed is not addicting, it sounds like this is one of those times in your life you need to just stop for awhile. Let the dust settle, or situations change, whatever the case is. For now, you know a drug test is coming. Drink lots of water, cranberry juice, and beer(if your of legal age), dont make waves and go with the program. Oh, and put the bag away, tuck it deep in a dresser drawer and forget about it, and one day soon.......

 

[-dank-]

if i was gona take a piss test, he one important thing other then, drinking lots of watter and evertyhing else you have ehard here, is the first bit of pisss, you want to go into the toilet... reason being... that first bit of piss has all the cetement from on the bottom of your blatter.. if you put in the toilet a litle then piss in the cup, then finish in the toilet, cute like the middle piss, then your getting mostly watter considering you ahve ben drinking watter light a mtoerh fucker... also do not give them the first piss of the day, give them like the third or 4th piss... happy pissing to you! haha... hope it all work out, ohhh one other thing,, thc stores in fat, so you may want to sweat it out of your system too... that always good

 

[crazy-mental]

doesnt cannabis stay in your system for about 28days plus. ?. my wife works for the drug and alcohol team, where she works they use tests and the tests say that cannabis stays in your system for 28days.
so if you had stopped smoking on monday and start drinking vinager,c.juice,gallons of water, when would it be out ?.
1 day , 7 days??
craige.....

 

[-dank-]

i've personaly passed a test, by not smoking for 10 days, drinking a lot of watter and taking one of tho's clean out drinks you get at the heath food store..

they say it takes 28 days, but realisticly thc stores in your fat, so the more watter you flush though your system the faster you flush the thc out.. i have a freind who was taking tests and he did not use a flush or anything he didn't care, it was a drug and achole thing over a dui, he wasent on probation, this place just tested him, some kind of ARD counceling program.. anway... he tested hott for 45 days... and he did not smoke, then again he did not excersize or try to get the weed out of his system either... its all about how much you do to pass the test.... how big you are, how fat you are, how much you smoke, how much watter you flush though your system.... where there is a will there is a way, if i had to pass a drug test in 7 days from now... i would.. expechialy one of thows cheesy 5 panal disposable test DnA counclers use

 

[SuperDaveJr712]

quitting's the most sure fire way.
I've prolly smoked like 12 times in the last 6 months.