Funny and stupid pick up lines

[MisterMicro]

The Perfect pick up line. I wish i got that one more often.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

I'm a girl, so the only one I ever used, if you can call it one, is "wanna fuck?"

Although such an approach would work on me, I sincerely doubt it would work for me.

Unless my goal was to see how many times I could get my face slapped in one evening.

 

[Stoney McFried]

Yeah, you should see a guy's face light up when you say it.

The Perfect pick up line. I wish i got that one more often.

You just haven't met the right girls,lol.

Although such an approach would work on me, I sincerely doubt it would work for me.

Unless my goal was to see how many times I could get my face slapped in one evening.

 

[northeastern lights]

Hey stoney....... Umm..... Wanna fuck? Lol

 

[lemonjellow]

I want your body, but I'll settle for your number

Of course, this might only work cuz I'm a girl...

wrong !! its all about that sweet candy wagon of yours.lol

 

[lemonjellow]

I'm a girl, so the only one I ever used, if you can call it one, is "wanna fuck?"

that must get awsome results!

 

[Stoney McFried]

Sure!

Hey stoney....... Umm..... Wanna fuck? Lol

Yeah, it's only ever been unsuccessful once...and that was because his house was being built and he was staying at a friend's.(he said) Coulda been he just didn't like me.Oh well, can't win 'em all,lol.

that must get awsome results!

 

[northeastern lights]

Sure!

Yeah, it's only ever been unsuccessful once...and that was because his house was being built and he was staying at a friend's.(he said) Coulda been he just didn't like me.Oh well, can't win 'em all,lol.

Lol Stoney your a hot shit. Glad to see you.

 

[Stoney McFried]

LOL, sometimes I feel like a warmed-over turd.

Lol Stoney your a hot shit. Glad to see you.

 

[steve1978]

guy-do you work for fed ex?
girl- no why?
guy-coz you keep looking at my package.

 

[stinkbudd1]

your at a bar and you notice a nice young lady not wearing a watch, you walk up:

you:excuse me miss do you have the time?

her im sorry but i dont!

you: well, maybe you can find the time later...