Smokin' Stories

[The Queenz of Kronik]

So what was you most memorable time smoking? How was your first time?
I will tell you that for my first time, I smoked alone. Bought $40 of some shitty bud cuz it was all I could find at the time and rolled it up in printer paper, lol. Didn't get high. Still had some left, and so for my second time, I shared it with a neighbor of mine, who rolled a blunt. Still no high. Had a friend invite me to smoke with her for my third time, and she got the good stuff. So third time's a charm- i got high
My most memorable was when I knew this dj who travelled around with different bands. One band he travelled with went to Amsterdam. When he returned, he came bearing a gift. (he was able to do so cuz the band he was with had their own jet and this was before 9-11) It was beautiful. A 1 hitter quitter. Then we did it like rabbits, lol.

 

[The Queenz of Kronik]

aww, no one wants to share their stories with the group? *tear*

 

[Stoney McFried]

I've had some good times smoking,it's hard to think of just one.I remember as a teenager I was out with some friends and we were all smoking,and I just got this idea in my head to play.So we were on this hill outside my friend's apartment and I yelled,"Let's be 8 year olds!" and I laid on my side and rolled down the hill.Pretty soon we were all doing it,laughing and breathless just like a bunch of kids.

 

[The Queenz of Kronik]

thank you for sharing stoney +rep for you

 

[motionelement]

I took this girl out on a date one time, and after we ate and had a few drinks she offered to buy me some trees and get freaky. being the gentlemen i am i accepted her offer. On the way to my dealer(who live in the same apt complex i did at the time) she started going down on me. ROAD HEAD!!! we'll it wasn't a long drive so when we got to my dealers place he came out, and she didn't stop with the bj. so my dealer got in the car sold me my bag and got out. The whole time this girl was still giving me head. After we got back to my place we smoked a bowl or 2 and she ended up falling asleep. So i smoke a few more bowls and passed out myself. in the middle of the night i woke up to her riding me. i'd have to say that was pretty memorable.

 

[The Queenz of Kronik]

I took this girl out on a date one time, and after we ate and had a few drinks she offered to buy me some trees and get freaky. being the gentlemen i am i accepted her offer. On the way to my dealer(who live in the same apt complex i did at the time) she started going down on me. ROAD HEAD!!! we'll it wasn't a long drive so when we got to my dealers place he came out, and she didn't stop with the bj. so my dealer got in the car sold me my bag and got out. The whole time this girl was still giving me head. After we got back to my place we smoked a bowl or 2 and she ended up falling asleep. So i smoke a few more bowls and passed out myself. in the middle of the night i woke up to her riding me. i'd have to say that was pretty memorable.

great story! is this my mom's bf cuz your story sounded very firmilar to their first date, lol. serious.

 

[natrone23]

I took this girl out on a date one time, and after we ate and had a few drinks she offered to buy me some trees and get freaky. being the gentlemen i am i accepted her offer. On the way to my dealer(who live in the same apt complex i did at the time) she started going down on me. ROAD HEAD!!! we'll it wasn't a long drive so when we got to my dealers place he came out, and she didn't stop with the bj. so my dealer got in the car sold me my bag and got out. The whole time this girl was still giving me head. After we got back to my place we smoked a bowl or 2 and she ended up falling asleep. So i smoke a few more bowls and passed out myself. in the middle of the night i woke up to her riding me. i'd have to say that was pretty memorable.

(Cough Cough) Bullshit

 

[motionelement]

(Cough Cough) Bullshit

bro you can believe me or not but that shit really happened. It surprised the hell out of me, not something i was expecting. I even tried to get her to stop when my dealer came out, but she gave me an angry look. My dealer was laughing the entire time he was in my car.

All i can say Asians are freaks, or at least the ones ive encountered.

 

[motionelement]

great story! is this my mom's bf cuz your story sounded very firmilar to their first date, lol. serious.

haha sorry, im not your moms bf. and i had hooked up with this girl a couple of times before this happen, but it was the first time i took her out on a date.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I've given road head before...it's hard not to think of The World According to Garp....

 

[The Queenz of Kronik]

I've given road head before...it's hard not to think of The World According to Garp....

i did a double road head. it was me and my bf in the back seat and his friend and gf in the front, lol. which then later turned into an orgy with the 4 of us- no, there wasn't any guy on guy action *EWW*

 

[The Queenz of Kronik]

I've given road head before...it's hard not to think of The World According to Garp....

hadn't ever heard of that book or movie, so i looked it up and the movie has robin williams in it, and i like his acting, so i know my next movie im downloading

 

[Stoney McFried]

LOL, to each their own!Some folks would like guy on guy action.Not me, so much....

i did a double road head. it was me and my bf in the back seat and his friend and gf in the front, lol. which then later turned into an orgy with the 4 of us- no, there wasn't any guy on guy action *EWW*

Yeah, it's a good movie.Really good book, too.It had me cracking up in parts.

hadn't ever heard of that book or movie, so i looked it up and the movie has robin williams in it, and i like his acting, so i know my next movie im downloading