I Once.

morgentaler

morgentaler

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dgk4life said:
i once never would of thought u were such a internet tough guy.. guess i was wrong again gangsta
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Oh, please.
I was joking as in Texans being proud of being a shoot-first, ask-questions-later kinda crowd.
Canadians not so much. We don't shoot you. We just tell you off if you're a hypocrite.

Get off your high horse, spanky.

I once and always will have no patience for people with double standards.

edit: I also once posted while cranky over someone else's dickishness (is that a word) and probably responded to dgk4life with more bite than was necessary. I'm even tempered most, but not all, of the time :) But I won't edit away the words because that would just be hiding.
 
morgentaler

morgentaler

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I once was in Florida as a kid, and met two kids from Pennsylvania at the hotel. After playing at the arcade for a while, we went and played around with the shuffleboard court and then took the stuff back to the cabana. An elderly gentleman stopped us along the way, and kept pressuring us to go back and play with him, but he seemed too friendly and it weirded me out. So after the other two politely declined and we went on our way I said "I'm glad you turned him down. He was really creeping me out". They both turned to me and said, at the same time, "That's our father."
I think I blushed for the next week.
 
k-town

k-town

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morgentaler said:
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I once was in Florida as a kid, and met two kids from Pennsylvania at the hotel. After playing at the arcade for a while, we went and played around with the shuffleboard court and then took the stuff back to the cabana. An elderly gentleman stopped us along the way, and kept pressuring us to go back and play with him, but he seemed too friendly and it weirded me out. So after the other two politely declined and we went on our way I said "I'm glad you turned him down. He was really creeping me out". They both turned to me and said, at the same time, "That's our father."
I think I blushed for the next week.
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LMAO! That's great!
 
Mauihund

Mauihund

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morgentaler said:
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I once was in Florida as a kid, and met two kids from Pennsylvania at the hotel. After playing at the arcade for a while, we went and played around with the shuffleboard court and then took the stuff back to the cabana. An elderly gentleman stopped us along the way, and kept pressuring us to go back and play with him, but he seemed too friendly and it weirded me out. So after the other two politely declined and we went on our way I said "I'm glad you turned him down. He was really creeping me out". They both turned to me and said, at the same time, "That's our father."
I think I blushed for the next week.
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Ohhhh! I feel your pain! Great story.
 
burninghope13

burninghope13

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i once got really high fell in a fire and got half a bin melted to my arm that was pretty retarded but its all good scarrings prety much away now
 
k-town

k-town

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burninghope13 said:
i once got really high fell in a fire and got half a bin melted to my arm that was pretty retarded but its all good scarrings prety much away now
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Never got high enough to do something like that but when I'm drunk I do all types of shit. Sleep on coffee tables, fall into mirrors (still got the scars) and all types of crazy shit.
 
HoLE

HoLE

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grow space said:
I once shot a cow with a bow.
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believe it or not,,,,when I was much younger,,,I wailed a shithawk in the back of his head with a large skippin rock,,,,then when it was dazed,,,,,,squirted it with lighter fluid and set it ablaze,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,we called him Jerome,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nowaday's I like all animals and they like me,,,,I have a bird,,,olde and fragile,,,and I feed the squirrells in my back tree,,,,three different nests,,,I'm Sorry:cry:
 
smoker toker

smoker toker

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Not a stoner story but I once drove 100 miles an hour at night with a buddy of mine, turned of the lights and gave him the middle finger with both hands... one of my many stupid stunts

:leaf: Smoker Toker :leaf:
 
Mauihund

Mauihund

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I once drove an AMC Ambassador 120 mph down a back road. There was a bunch of pidgins that loved to hang out in the middle of that road. I never saw so many feathers in my life!
 
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88malice

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I once (just now) posted "99 problems, but a bitch ain't one" on a gay kids facebook. His status was "Name, knows no problems"
 
Mauihund

Mauihund

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I once got dressed up in my mom's cloths for a Halloween party. It was a lot of fun cause everyone thought I was my sister. Until this guy ran his hand up my inner thigh. I had to punch him in the throat. He got surprised twice.
 
Dr. Greenhorn

Dr. Greenhorn

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long ago,,,I once thought about refraining *quiting* smoking of the kind herb, but then after a minute, and 2 bong rips, I changed my mind:eyesmoke:
 
grow space

grow space

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HoLE said:
believe it or not,,,,when I was much younger,,,I wailed a shithawk in the back of his head with a large skippin rock,,,,then when it was dazed,,,,,,squirted it with lighter fluid and set it ablaze,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,we called him Jerome,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nowaday's I like all animals and they like me,,,,I have a bird,,,olde and fragile,,,and I feed the squirrells in my back tree,,,,three different nests,,,I'm Sorry:cry:
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Thats fucked up dude...
 
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