How would you like your corpse handled??

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Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!

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A very recent post by a Mr. Phelps inspired me to make this thread.

How would you like your corpse handled??

Burial?

Cremation?

Placed in a Mausoleum?

Voice your opinions. Mine is a Viking Funeral. Placed alongside my mortal possessions in a noble viking longboat set to sea aflame.
 
jact55

jact55

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however it is the easiest and cheapest way for my family. they can throw me off a cliff into a river for all i care, im dead. if i had any choice though, i wuld like to be chopped up, fermented and then thrown on rosie o'donalds face
 
That 5hit

That 5hit

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givin to science
or maybe burial with no castket so that i can be ubsorbed into the earth
i seen a movie were this guy had a tree planted over him so that the tree roots would ubsorb him and in a way he would become the tree
that sounds peacefull
 
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Michael Phelps

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Like i said in the other thread.

I would like to be creamated and i would like my ash to be used as a grow medium. No im not fuckin around, other then family and friends mj is the thing i love most about life, its the one thing i feel i can look forward to without being let down.

So yes let my energy transfer into the plant and then all the homies can smoke some og kaelorama.
 
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One says he's not going to die.

Another says over a cliff and into a river,

then given to science.

Phelps says he's going to transfer his energy into a Marijuana plant.

Coolio
 
DubRules

DubRules

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burial.
im planning on retiring to africa where cremation is no option.

as far as going back into my cannabis, it would be neat to be composted and then mixed in with the soil.
it would be a nasty job though.

anybody here up for cryonics..?
 
stumps

stumps

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I'm going for the cremation. Imo the fastest and cheepest way to deal with a body. My sister just died. She was a very large women. she now fits in a 200 sq in box.
 
Snickelfrits

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That 5hit said:
givin to science
or maybe burial with no castket so that i can be ubsorbed into the earth
i seen a movie were this guy had a tree planted over him so that the tree roots would ubsorb him and in a way he would become the tree
that sounds peacefull
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11-01-2009 04:32 PM
Michael Phelps Like i said in the other thread.

I would like to be creamated and i would like my ash to be used as a grow medium. No im not fuckin around, other then family and friends mj is the thing i love most about life, its the one thing i feel i can look forward to without being let down.

So yes let my energy transfer into the plant and then all the homies can smoke some og kaelorama.


I agree with both of you i saw what they called a green funeral on the show six feet under (best show of all time BTW) and they wrap ur body in a HEMP sack and bury it in a nature reserve

before that i agreed with phelps but the other just seemed more socially acceptable
 
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Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!

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<[>QUOTE=Michael Phelps;3327171]Like i said in the other thread.

I would like to be creamated and i would like my ash to be used as a grow medium. No im not fuckin around, other then family and friends mj is the thing i love most about life, its the one thing i feel i can look forward to without being let down.

So yes let my energy transfer into the plant and then all the homies can smoke some og kaelorama.[/QUOTE<]>


Like this.
 
Twiz420

Twiz420

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I want to be stuffed, making it look like I'm playing my favorite guitar with a finely rolled blunt hangin out my mouth.
 
DJBoxhouse

DJBoxhouse

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Okay Okay, Iv'e thought of this since I was six. I like the idea till this day - I'm going to have my body rebuilt to be anamatronic, and it will have a speaker that will emit random slogan 'ill think it up when I get close to my funeral' now, it will be two separate pieces of machinery; lower body will simply on the push of a remote thrust me upwards so I'm standing. The second part will swing my arms in a windmill like fashion and rotate everything from my hips upward in a horizontal rotation 180 degree motion. *I won't be spinning around of course* Just so everyone gets a clean look at my face, which will be forced into a grotesque smile.
I'll ask that the funeral is done really close to the body, and I'll have it properly staged for maximum effect.

I'll have this happen at my funeral where all of my loved ones will gather in mourning for my families and their loss. The background music I haven't thought of yet either, but I will closer to my day.

Anybody else have crazy grandiose desires for designing there funeral or own death? I want to die fighting on a mountain cliff with two chainsaws strapped to my arms and a flame thrower somehow grafted to one, fighting a bakers dozen of rabid starved grizzly bears drugged with pcp. Like a man.
 
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DJBoxhouse said:
Okay Okay, Iv'e thought of this since I was six. I like the idea till this day - I'm going to have my body rebuilt to be anamatronic, and it will have a speaker that will emit random slogan 'ill think it up when I get close to my funeral' now, it will be two separate pieces of machinery; lower body will simply on the push of a remote thrust me upwards so I'm standing. The second part will swing my arms in a windmill like fashion and rotate everything from my hips upward in a horizontal rotation 180 degree motion. *I won't be spinning around of course* Just so everyone gets a clean look at my face, which will be forced into a grotesque smile.
I'll ask that the funeral is done really close to the body, and I'll have it properly staged for maximum effect.

I'll have this happen at my funeral where all of my loved ones will gather in mourning for my families and their loss. The background music I haven't thought of yet either, but I will closer to my day.

Anybody else have crazy grandiose desires for designing there funeral or own death? I want to die fighting on a mountain cliff with two chainsaws strapped to my arms and a flame thrower somehow grafted to one, fighting a bakers dozen of rabid starved grizzly bears drugged with pcp. Like a man.
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This is my favorite post thus-yet.
 
That 5hit

That 5hit

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the movie the fountain is were i gat the idea
this is a method of reincarnation
today casket dont alow the body to be reabsurbed into the earth they are build like time capsel
i do like the idea of being placed into a hemp sack
and then placed into the ground this would be acceptible to everyone
turned into compost sound gr8 and natural

 
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