You don't get off till you cough!!..

Steadmanclan

Steadmanclan

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why don't you get off till you cough?? you know, that groovy headrush that hits you after coughing up a lung off a bong toke.







Bytheway...... i regularly find myself sitting at the computer (often here at riu) and i'll have some random thought jump into my brain that needs to fall out. in the past i have added these random thoughts to a word doc that just lives in my computer. instead, i think i'll start putting them up on this thread.

So.. if you care to read my thoughts with the occasional poem, subscribe. if you have any of your own please post away :mrgreen:. the master kush is making my brain fuzzy. it feels all awesome like im the master kush ambassador to the universe. if i were given such a title i'd probably do great things with it... just think of it... MASTER KUSH AMBASSADOR TO THE UNIVERSE... :eyesmoke: maybe The Master Kush Master.. like if I were some sort of kush smelling ninja...
 
Louis541

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Steadmanclan said:
why don't you get off till you cough?? you know, that groovy headrush that hits you after coughing up a lung off a bong toke.







Bytheway...... i regularly find myself sitting at the computer (often here at riu) and i'll have some random thought jump into my brain that needs to fall out. in the past i have added these random thoughts to a word doc that just lives in my computer. instead, i think i'll start putting them up on this thread.

So.. if you care to read my thoughts with the occasional poem, subscribe. if you have any of your own please post away :mrgreen:. the master kush is making my brain fuzzy. it feels all awesome like im the master kush ambassador to the universe. if i were given such a title i'd probably do great things with it... just think of it... MASTER KUSH AMBASSADOR TO THE UNIVERSE... :eyesmoke: maybe The Master Kush Master.. like if I were some sort of kush smelling ninja...
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That groovy headrush is called oxygen deprivation.
 
Steadmanclan

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I tried to find my way to a certain junction just the other day. Time passes real slow when you don’t know where you are. “Confusion may get the best of me; it’s probably bound to, but try to find a door out of here my friend.” Look both ways. Left, right, and then left again. Had I been here? It all looked vaguely familiar, and yet so foreign… ahhh… unfortunately there’s no road map for this trip… Shh! Did you hear something? Are those lights up ahead?
 
Feldmeister

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i hate the fact that I can never watch my damn brand new 58" panasonic LCD TV, because my fiance has to watch the FU**ING HILLS!!
 
Steadmanclan

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that is very true superdave.. i regularly get quite a ways off with my iolite.. there is usually no coughing involved.
 
Iron Lion Zion

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Steadmanclan said:
that is very true superdave.. i regularly get quite a ways off with my iolite.. there is usually no coughing involved.
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Sorry for completely ignoring the point of this thread, but on a scale of 1-10, what would you give the iolite? Just out of curiosity... I'm thinking Christmas present to myself is why I ask. :weed:
 
Steadmanclan

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Iron Lion Zion said:
Sorry for completely ignoring the point of this thread, but on a scale of 1-10, what would you give the iolite? Just out of curiosity... I'm thinking Christmas present to myself is why I ask. :weed:
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the purpose of this thread is to appease my wandering mind.. no questions are off topic. no posts are unwelcome.:bigjoint:

i fucking love the iolite. it is the best herb related purchase ever in life :leaf:
 
Steadmanclan

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Did I ever tell you how comfortable I am in my brand new plastic pants? I would wear them constantly if it weren’t for that whole durability issue… also the zipper gets stuck a lot… they’re really hot in the summer time too. I feel all shiny and fast though. Plus I feel like I would be able to squeeze through tighter places, should the need ever arise… I guess that’s why I should carry a can of Pam with me when I wear them. I bet some sort of lube would work too. But that might be a little weird… You know, carrying lube around “just in case”. People could get the wrong idea, and then my chances of getting picked up as the side-kick of some prominent super-hero go right out the fucking window. And that’s just not a risk I am willing to take. No matter what. I’ve gotta keep my eyes on the prize. Momma didn’t raise no fool. Shit.
 
Steadmanclan

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I wanted the sign to say something profound, but it didn’t. As I looked up at it I couldn’t help but notice the way it hung slightly lower on one side. Most people probably walk right past without taking the time to read it. “Mr. Lucky’s Dollar Store”… Sure enough, it’s a dollar store, but that Mr. Lucky smells like raw fish. And that is pretty much gross no matter what kind of family life you have. I’ll admit that I never thought I could buy that many lighters for only one dollar, but that Mr. Lucky is a son of a bitch. He always talks like he has some kind of speech impediment when he is walking around in the grocery store. He thinks that by doing so no-one will care that he parks in the Handy-capped parking spaces. And considering his pension for kiddy-porn snuff-films…
 
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