Your Christmas Wish List.

[CdnBud]

Mine is a grape ape clone and some God Bud seeds.

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

I want the head of jersey boi. Nothing more nothing less.

 

[skiskate]

I want the head of jersey boi. Nothing more nothing less.

what the hell?

Some warm clothes, and that my harvest has been curing long enough to taste good on christmas morning.

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

Wit is a natural born gift...

 

[CdnBud]

And a tric 420 scope

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

A kaleidoscope, milligram scale, multiple research chemicals, and lots of money and time off work in which to use these gifts.

 

[PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1]

I don't need present's,I'm Santa, and I just cut some trees, For all the little Boy's and girls that have been good

 

[herbose]

Peace on earth, good will to and from all men, food, clothing, shelter for the needy.............and a Porsche.

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

Reminds me, I told all the kids at school. I found out about Santa not being real way before everyone else, and I told them that my dad shot Santa.

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

Reminds me, I told all the kids at school. I found out about Santa not being real way before everyone else, and I told them that my dad shot Santa.

LMAO! Ditto. Except I told them I caught him and tied him up and threw him in a dry well down in my basement...and 'did' things to him....

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

LMAO! Ditto. Except I told them I caught him and tied him up and threw him in a dry well down in my basement...and 'did' things to him....

I said that I had the Easter bunny in a cage in the basement and he couldn't get out so Easter was canceled. The Jewish kids were the funniest reaction to this...

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

I said that I had the Easter bunny in a cage in the basement and he couldn't get out so Easter was canceled. The Jewish kids were the funniest reaction to this...

Haha! I told my little brother I smashed the Easter bunnies head in with a baseball bat!

" When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat. Did you ever see The Untouchables? I was De Niro! "

 

[Boneman]

One of those hot chicks from the tasteful nudity thread

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

One of those hot chicks from the tasteful nudity thread

This the one you mean?!?!?!

https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/276468-tasteful-nudity-no-marijuana-required-40.html#post3485540

 

[Chromulan]

I'd like a volcano, but to be more realistic a nice set of oil paints would be nice

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

This the kind you mean?!

 

[Chromulan]

Very funny...Not quite

 

[Dragon toker]

I don't need present's,I'm Santa, and I just cut some trees, For all the little Boy's and girls that have been good

I've been very good and I can't find any christmas trees around where I live. I would really like a bag of christmas cheer

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

Very funny...Not quite

Your kind still smokes you out though.

 

[Chromulan]

Your kind still smokes you out though.

Most definately