Woodstock.Hippie
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Does IT matter?
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doc111
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I don't know. Does it? I have learned what a Phat rabbit is. I like phat rabbits very much. I'm not into the whole poo thing though.
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doc111
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Are you talking about the hash from the JohnnyO thread?
The Real Peter Parker
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Alright, what the fuck? Seriously.
Alice? Is this Alice?
OH fuck Alice went to orange, and bought yellow.
Chicken noodle soup with Mike and Ike will teach us more than a thousand lifetimes.
Pez candy.
Alice? Is this Alice?
OH fuck Alice went to orange, and bought yellow.
Chicken noodle soup with Mike and Ike will teach us more than a thousand lifetimes.
Pez candy.
ruderalis88
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JERMAINE, we need a library hovercraft.
HOVERCRAFT!
Seriously though, you guys are NOT going to believe what happened to me this morning. My mother came to my house and woke me at 6.37am, an hour after i'd gone to bed, and tipped the yolks from two ostrich eggs into my eyes (which she'd conveniently stapled the day before).
She then proceeded to whisk them while reciting from the koran and summoning up some kind of crazy half-goat, half-acorn creature which began to drip molten velvet on my toes.
That's not even the half of it though - after dipping my head into a bucket of liquid crystals (which happened to turn my face digital), she made me run through a field of aggressive sheep, being carried by thousands of wasps and bees, with nettles woven into their fleeces.
It was an absolute nightmare.
HOVERCRAFT!
Seriously though, you guys are NOT going to believe what happened to me this morning. My mother came to my house and woke me at 6.37am, an hour after i'd gone to bed, and tipped the yolks from two ostrich eggs into my eyes (which she'd conveniently stapled the day before).
She then proceeded to whisk them while reciting from the koran and summoning up some kind of crazy half-goat, half-acorn creature which began to drip molten velvet on my toes.
That's not even the half of it though - after dipping my head into a bucket of liquid crystals (which happened to turn my face digital), she made me run through a field of aggressive sheep, being carried by thousands of wasps and bees, with nettles woven into their fleeces.
It was an absolute nightmare.
Secret Jardin
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I am so sorry to hear that. I hope everything turned out OK. I had almost the same exact thing happen last Tuesday. Except I was nursing my child at the time. And playing Checkers Turkey.
ruderalis88
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Thanks for the support! Yeah I just about survived the ordeal, by lunch time it was all faerie balloons and gilded baboons. You def don't wanna be faced with the ostrich yolks when there's a baby or a bare boob in the vacinity. It's like impossible to get velvet stains out of nipples. Kudos on the Checkers Turkey though, I've been playing a little fish backgammon today. Hope you won!
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ruderalis88
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yeah the sheep's fleeces not feces. I'm not mocking her, I was just eh joining in with the nonsensical banter.
And from what i've picked up so far Alice is some sort of bastardised allusion to Carroll's Through the Looking Glass and Alice In Wonderland. Technically I think i'd call it either plagiarism or psychosis.
the time has come,
the walrus said,
to talk of many things.
Of shoes, and ships,
and sealing wax,
of cabbages, and kings.
And why the sea is boiling hot,
and whether pigs have wings.
And from what i've picked up so far Alice is some sort of bastardised allusion to Carroll's Through the Looking Glass and Alice In Wonderland. Technically I think i'd call it either plagiarism or psychosis.
the time has come,
the walrus said,
to talk of many things.
Of shoes, and ships,
and sealing wax,
of cabbages, and kings.
And why the sea is boiling hot,
and whether pigs have wings.
Secret Jardin
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Yeah Velvet stains are nothing compared to lintel and red leaf lettuce.
Fish Backgammon and tulips. Got a hair cut to day, still looking for a Band-aid.
Kotex and Valtrex. Main diet consists of penicillin and semen.
DaveyDoom
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I knew it... they are golden.took you a minute huh?.... i love it... at least these posts are funny
ruderalis88
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Granted, red leaf lettuce is an SOB, ever tangoed with treacle-fraise? Tulips and rosaries, with a dollop of chicken testicles.Yeah Velvet stains are nothing compared to lintel and red leaf lettuce.
Fish Backgammon and tulips. Got a hair cut to day, still looking for a Band-aid.
Kotex and Valtrex. Main diet consists of penicillin and semen.
Feed the world, hope that helps with the hair cut.
Don't be sad, switch the semen for seamen, roger like rabbits they do. Penicillin's just glorified mold, stands to reason what with the bachelor eggs and all. Did you see the ex-terrier in the star tonight? It's beautiful when the snow tries to climb to it.
Secret Jardin
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We saw Star Trek last Friday. If it werent for that brief diversion, Id be much grumpier right now. I love a night at the cinema. It helped tremendously that the movie was good, too. Id never been disappointed by the previous Trek movies, but Id rarely been particularly impressed, either. A few of them wowed me, First Contact being the one that pops into my mind first.
ruderalis88
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Well well, i'm glad for the diversion then. I must admit (and someone will def go off their tits at this) that i've never seen any of the Trek movies, or and Star Wars either. Kinda just avoided them. Not too into sci-fi, see, apart from the short stories by Phillip K Dick. He's a lege.
It's fully all about the xmas movies right now. nightmare before, muppets carol, and the grinch.
Kodank Moment
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Speaking of tits...^^^
I once saw a rabbit with birds in its hair and while eating my creamed corn I realized outer space wasn't really for me.
I once saw a rabbit with birds in its hair and while eating my creamed corn I realized outer space wasn't really for me.