i look like this, i dont talk it i make em think im dumb.

[Straight up G]

[QUOTE="SICC";3592234]Yea I got something to say, I aint got no shame in my game,

Aint got a damn job im just doin my thang, smokin kush to the brain. just tryin to maintain,

sittin here smokin trying to calm all my pain's, knock a hater strait out his frame,

i speak knowledge insane[/QUOTE]

Tight.....

 

[Big P]

same shit,
different planet,
took the Earth,
re-span it,

spittin a second nature,
lyrical contemplator,
rhyming a euthanasia,
my fresh flow be phasin' ya',

pussy drilled in',
machette wieldin',
went from train tracks,
to makin' fat stacks,

Noob!

and the whole while you were doing this, I was having flashbacks
of the 80's sellin crack packs
gettin jacked, commin back and blastin where your mommas at

dont get trapped by the blue and black
the'll bust you, then they'll bust your back
keep your cracks, take your strap and eat your snacks

dont feed the rats, cuz im gunnin baby
I got your gurl and she aint no lady
bouce up and down on my cock all night
cum in her face and I dont treat her right

be-cause im so sadistic
its a problem for these misfits
when i come to you with this shit
better swallow while I spit this

 

[Straight up G]

don't get it twisted,
I balled before you existed,
party in hell got me listed,
drag race first gear shifted,

each and every bank clerk,
shouldn't a gone to work,
I roll a blacked out merc,
I could teach cool herc,
a thing or two about game,
two rhymes never the same,

this is a blessin' G,
my line a work be stressin' me,
don't rise to the next level,
dig you'll find the devil,
I say who does what,
how they do it who gets shot,
a diamond necklace,
one of many items on my checklist,
take it to the street,
this lyric will complete,
my rhyming spree,
I bake the chronic by the tree.

 

[Straight up G]

I'm just a noob yo'

that is tight P

 

[CrackerJax]

If you are in a dance club and you approach a table of women, do not ask the one you want to go home with to dance first.

Ask the plain Jane of the group and dance with her.

first, she'll say yes.
second, the girl ur after will like you but wonder quietly how you passed her over.
third, when you dance with her finally, the first girl will not torpedo you later.

Groups of women must be flanked and never approached head on alone.

 

[Johnny Retro]

If you are in a dance club and you approach a table of women, do not ask the one you want to go home with to dance first.

Ask the plain Jane of the group and dance with her.

first, she'll say yes.
second, the girl ur after will like you but wonder quietly how you passed her over.
third, when you dance with her finally, the first girl will not torpedo you later.

Groups of women must be flanked and never approached head on alone.

He speaks the truth.
Since youll probably be going after the best looking one, the others know shes the hottest and will be jelous. Then when your hitting on her, the average looking one will give her looks like "why are you talking to that guy". Then when the hottest girl isnt intrested the average looking one will come and try to dance with you.
Those bitches play games with eachother.

 

[CrackerJax]

And don't howl ... that's a dead giveaway that ur really a wolf in disguise.

 

[Big P]

If you are in a dance club and you approach a table of women, do not ask the one you want to go home with to dance first.

Ask the plain Jane of the group and dance with her.

first, she'll say yes.
second, the girl ur after will like you but wonder quietly how you passed her over.
third, when you dance with her finally, the first girl will not torpedo you later.

Groups of women must be flanked and never approached head on alone.

nice one


also i heard when you are talking to the gurl you want, you ask her to introduce you to her friend

 

[cbtwohundread]

pimping hoes slamin cadilac does.,move over bitch im driving

 

[Big P]

don't get it twisted,
I balled before you existed,
party in hell got me listed,
drag race first gear shifted,

each and every bank clerk,
shouldn't a gone to work,
I roll a blacked out merc,
I could teach cool herc,
a thing or two about game,
two rhymes never the same,

this is a blessin' G,
my line a work be stressin' me,
don't rise to the next level,
dig you'll find the devil,
I say who does what,
how they do it who gets shot,
a diamond necklace,
one of many items on my checklist,
take it to the street,
this lyric will complete,
my rhyming spree,
I bake the chronic by the tree.

that shit is epic


if your a noob you gon be famous once you become a pro

 

[CrackerJax]

nice one


also i heard when you are talking to the gurl you want, you ask her to introduce you to her friend

What was it Proximo told Maximus? ... win the crowd.

That group of girls are the crowd and that dance floor is the Coliseum. many a mans guts have been spilled upon the dance floor.

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

We were just smoking and drinking last night and busting some rhymes... actually more of a rap battle... [it's a lot easier to use "Motherfucker" "Bitch" and other insults to fill syllables, so I apologize for the roughness of this one.]

"Listen motherfucker, shut your mouth when I speak,
These are some lyrics that can't be beat
You think you're hard but really you're weak
You're always trying to catch up to me

As You can see, yes I am the boss
What the fuck do you have hearing loss
Yes I'm the boss, don't forget what I said
Shit, one of these days you'll end up dead

You're like a dancer with cancer your shit ain't right
When I spit my lyrics you don't put up a fight
Yes I am the boss don't forget what I said
Cause your stupid ass is already dead."

It takes a lot of fucked up to spit that.

Just an 18 year old white boy with some really shitty rhymes.

 

[Straight up G]

that shit is epic


if your a noob you gon be famous once you become a pro

safe bro.......

 

[Straight up G]

We were just smoking and drinking last night and busting some rhymes... actually more of a rap battle... [it's a lot easier to use "Motherfucker" "Bitch" and other insults to fill syllables, so I apologize for the roughness of this one.]

"Listen motherfucker, shut your mouth when I speak,
These are some lyrics that can't be beat
You think you're hard but really you're weak
You're always trying to catch up to me

As You can see, yes I am the boss
What the fuck do you have hearing loss
Yes I'm the boss, don't forget what I said
Shit, one of these days you'll end up dead

You're like a dancer with cancer your shit ain't right
When I spit my lyrics you don't put up a fight
Yes I am the boss don't forget what I said
Cause your stupid ass is already dead."

It takes a lot of fucked up to spit that.

Just an 18 year old white boy with some really shitty rhymes.

cool Parker..

 

[dababydroman]

k jus for u f*ckers ima let u in on my lil scoop can i get kicked off for that?.. well iv got a 23 year old asian woman that wants to be a citizen but is suposably looking for love..job and everything, boom, money.

 

[Sr. Verde]

Sr. Verde growin that green, usin CFL's cuz i'm fresh on the scene. Playtime's over its time to get mean, watch out cause I'm buildin up steam, like philladelphia's football team... Now I aint tryin to take your fire, just wanna pass it, stand up go to the next house's party and crash it... smash it, blast it, clean it up and wax it - tip it, flip it, steal your girlfriends car and whip it

 

[westhamm1132]

haha this thred is joaks some of them barz are funney man