So, I'm going to go DOWN on my GIRL - sunday

[pftek]

Last time I went down there she tasted like the bagel tuna fish sandwich at dunkin donuts for 3.99.

It didnt taste bad though. Ill be sure to tell her to wash up real good.

Any tips or tricks of the trade? how long should i stay down ther? Should I do it to her in the shower (for sanitary reasons)?

btw: ill bring up the anal then.

 

[Pnuggle]

Haha! Nice buttsex follow up thread dude!

 

[Pnuggle]

Don't tell her to clean, surprise her. Don't worry about the taste. Thats your girl. Handle whatever shes got because she might be handling your peter in her pooper later, remember?

 

[Johnny Retro]

Munchin box is just nasty in my opinon
Id do it in the shower if i were you
Dont just lick, you gotta suck the flappy stuff
Have fun

 

[worm5376]

Hold on just a got damn minute boiiii!!! did you not hear the man ?? It tasted like tuna!!

Make sure she cleans up properly. The one thing that i have learned to make your oral sex game good is "Spell shit out with your tongue".

Don't get too rough on the clit till she's about to climax..

as for the anal sex.. well if it's her 1st time. doggy style is not a good idea for 1 reason. It tightens the sphincter muscles up
.Missionary or her laying on her side is best bet for you to gain entry into her "Abyss".

~worm

Edit: Lots of lube.. Astroglide

 

[tebor]

Smells like fish
tastes like chicken
hold your nose
and keep on lickin

 

[Keenly]

yeah dude fuck that

ive gone down im my girl twice... never again

every time i even think there is a possibility of getting some head i make sure to clean up real good... she however never does, so im never ever doing that again, at least to her

 

[SocataSmoker]

You folks got some nasty girlfriends... it's simple what to do... wash it for her in the shower, it's foreplay but for 2 different purposes, one to make her feel damn good, and one to clean so you can eat the hell out of it!

What can I say, I'll lick both holes of my female, cause I know how well she takes care of herself... I'ma back dooooor man!

 

[Pyr8]

the only way i go down is when shes fresh out of the shower. Even after an hour of walkng aournd the house that thing will start to sweat and get funky, its just its nature to do so. I am only assuming that your new to this since you are asking for pointer but its all about the clit, some girls ive found liek to be tongue fucked but the clit is what gets them off. Personally ill go side-side cause its easier that up-down to me but occasionally latch on and suck the clit too, ive fouond that to really help. try 69'n that puts everythign right in your face and you get something too.

 

[worm5376]

You folks got some nasty girlfriends... it's simple what to do... wash it for her in the shower, it's foreplay but for 2 different purposes, one to make her feel damn good, and one to clean so you can eat the hell out of it!

What can I say, I'll lick both holes of my female, cause I know how well she takes care of herself... I'ma back dooooor man!

 

[GNOME GROWN]

ahhhhahahahaha suck the flappy part!..lmfao!!!!!...

yo man,tell ur girl to MOST DEFF. take a shower!...i love eating pussy,but if it smells then im all set!...anyways, the main thing is to just work the clit dude! use the tip of ur tounge all over her clit..sucking her pussy aint really gunna do much..lick away homie!!!...all girls are differnt,some like it a lil harder or softer than others..so if ur eating her pussy and her toes curl!...then u know thats the spot!..good luck!!! and use A LOT of lube first time with anal or shes not gunna like it and you'll never get it again.. "work it slow" hope this helps!

 

[Keenly]

my girl is too fucking lazy to shave, huge turn off for me, were not talking huge bush, but its still just fucking nasty

 

[smppro]

You folks got some nasty girlfriends... it's simple what to do... wash it for her in the shower, it's foreplay but for 2 different purposes, one to make her feel damn good, and one to clean so you can eat the hell out of it!

What can I say, I'll lick both holes of my female, cause I know how well she takes care of herself... I'ma back dooooor man!

Yea what this guy said, i love going down on my lady, shes clean everywhere, if she wasnt, then she wouldnt be my lady. As far as what to do just flick your tongue, move your jaw back n forth along with your entire head, you will know when your done when she tries to crush your skull with her thighs.

 

[PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1]

I'm married been eating for years,,Yummy,,never smelled like fish though that's pretty rank, maybe she is close to her period? Just some words of advice if it tastes like saltfish your Gay,J/k also with the anal keep an eye out for the corn if your find some feed it to her

 

[dirtnap411]

My prowess with the tongue has landed me a wife and 2 girlfriends, so keep lickin, and maybe you too can grow up to be a manwhore like me.

 

[prebs]

Damn. Ive eaten a girl and it smelled like tuna and I was done goin down on her. And a buddy of mine ate her out a few weeks later after we were all running around and shit. Said it was like rotten tuna. Nasty shit. You gotta make sure she washes herself a little more down there.

And what you gotta do, MOST IMPORTANTLY and works the best, spread the lips with the fingers and expose the clit. And all girls are different, so she may want you liking her clit straight on or indirectly. Like around it. But you gotta flick it with the tip of you tongue maybe get a little rougher with more tongue later into it and a nice little trick is doing the alphabet with your tongue and see which letter she responds better to and keep doing that. Maybe tongue fuck occasionally if she likes that, or just lick the clit and finger her at the same time

As for anal. Never done it but just use a lot of lube at first

 

[Johnny Retro]

ahhhhahahahaha suck the flappy part!..lmfao!!!!!...

yo man,tell ur girl to MOST DEFF. take a shower!...i love eating pussy,but if it smells then im all set!...anyways, the main thing is to just work the clit dude! use the tip of ur tounge all over her clit..sucking her pussy aint really gunna do much..lick away homie!!!...all girls are differnt,some like it a lil harder or softer than others..so if ur eating her pussy and her toes curl!...then u know thats the spot!..good luck!!! and use A LOT of lube first time with anal or shes not gunna like it and you'll never get it again.. "work it slow" hope this helps!

Trust me. Give it a good suck and play with it with your lips, your girl will thank me.

 

[worm5376]

just eat the CHOCHA MAN!!!!! You will live to see another day!

 

[Sgt. Floyd]

Last time I went down there she tasted like the bagel tuna fish sandwich at dunkin donuts for 3.99.

It didnt taste bad though. Ill be sure to tell her to wash up real good.

Any tips or tricks of the trade? how long should i stay down ther? Should I do it to her in the shower (for sanitary reasons)?

btw: ill bring up the anal then.

First off

Take a shower together. Wash her all over. It'll be like a massage and she'll probably feel really connected to you and get really turned on. Start off slow down stairs. Don't attack the clit first. Don't just use the tip of the tongue. Change it up. Use the wide part like you're licking an icecream cone. Don't forget about your hands. Get some fingers in on the action. Get comfortable, you could be down there for a while. Most important is pay attention. You should be able to tell if what you're doing is working or not. If you can't don't be afraid to ask.

 

[Ronjohn7779]

She really should clean herself better down there. I've never been with a fishy smelling women. The weirdest taste I've ever noticed from a vag was a penny/copper taste, but thats kind of normal for certain types of women (that's just due to the chemistry down there). I thought vags only smelled like fish when they weren't cleaned right. In any case, I'm glad to have a penis. I wouldn't ever want to deal with any of that shit.