So, I'm going to go DOWN on my GIRL - sunday

mastakoosh

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u gotta give it a finger test and sniff the finger when they aint lookin. i have had some that smelled like 2 week old sun dried catfish. if you put your face in that you are a bigger man than i.:rolleyes::?:
 

motoracer110

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69 bro, only way to do it. that way both of you are in the equation. you wont think about the tast or smell because you are both getting some. just watch out for those dam red wings :spew:
 

tnrtinr

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I'm shocked at the number of folks that don't eat pussy.

i'll eat it all day long. Clean,dirty.hairy,shaved.

i never stick my dick in something without inspecting it with my tounge first
I agree. Amateur night in here.
 

leeny

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Yeah, although I wouldn't ask her if im doing it right. stick a finger in the stink and you'll be able to tell. it is your job to know without asking. she wants you to feel her deeper than she can feel herself.

if your going to ask at least make sure the way you say it keeps her turned on.
just like poetry bro lol:clap: I can't tell you how terrible it is when a guy ruins the moment by talking! sheesh you all want us to shut up and when we do you gotta fill in the beautiful silence!

oh and girls smell like fish because when a guy cums inside us .. this is tmi but your "litttle men" are like fish that will die eventually.. the only way (or fastest most common, whatever) is to douche, and that is said to be unhealthy because it also makes it easier for bacteria to get inside

so we're clean but you guys make us turn oh so dirty:fire:
 

prebs

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Lol. This is possibly the best thread I've read on here yet.

And for our little guys dying inside. Its true but if he's eater her out before he cums inside her, she shouldn't smell bad. Unless of course she didn't clean since the last time or day before which would be pretty nasty... Eww. Imagine like the Roman days when they barely bathed. Would a guy have balls to go down there then?

But dude. Once you get the technique down for eating a girl out, you can go forever and you'll both love it
 

scrapdizle

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I wouldnt go down on a chick that smelled like anything other then water.. I enjoy it alot, and so does she.. Remember what im about to tell you, it will make u the best she ever had.

Oral for females are all about the clit.. Focus mainly on the clit and labia never stray to far from the clit.. Start slow and gentle, once shes warmed up you can go hard and fast.. once she really gets turned on, slide a finger or 2 in and but never stop the clit stimulation unless u replace your tongue with your finger.. This is only for short breaks like if u have to adjust your position or something..

Trick for fingering, always start with one finger and never force it in.. work nice and slow until you finger is nice and lubed from her wonderful juices. once your finger glides, add the other one.. The best motion is the "cum here" technique.. This involves both your fingers pointing up moving in a rolling motion.. imagine yourself signaling someone to "come here" with your 2 fingers.. that's what u wanna do.. Making sure to keep contact with her vaginal roof (G-Spot if u do it right).. The GSpot is all about pressure, not speed.. medium speed with good pressure will send her over the moon.

Best of luck, and remember its not a crime to ask her how it feels.. this is how u become great.
 

JustAnotherFriedDay

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thats not how you become great. if she tells you what she likes, great. try it and if it works then keep with it. don't ever ask her though. if she knew what she wanted she wouldn't fucking need you.
 

mastakoosh

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pftek is a troll. w/ such threads as i dont know how to eat pussy, i dont know how to do butt sex, and should i grow weed since i am becoming a cop?
 

leeny

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yah been busy takin breaks and trying to avoid arrest again but I visit a few times a week now ;) you know I couldn't stray for too long-- where's my girl wikid??
 

leeny

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oh well damn I left when the "FDD likes Dick" troll was all over--this place got soo boring for a while-- so I don't really know whats up with this guy lol
 
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