You know you're a pothead when:

[stupidcracker00]

Yeah.... Pretty much.


Lol your good man




This thread is golden


I was laughing so hard at the bills in potselling terms post

man too blazed

I appreciate it man.... i only wrote down the ones that people hadnt already posted lol.... I had sooooooo many more that had already been said.

Too bad I just transfered colleges. I have no connections, no herb, and I'm not going back home for a loooong time ... keep me in your prayers

 

[prebs]

You have to read a thread four or five times because every single time you start reading it and your eyes keep reading it but your brain is thinking about cheeze nips. Or, you start to write a thead, and it ends up being 3 paragraphs and when you look back at it you realize that from a literary standpoint your post makes absolutely no sense you you just delete it and move on to the next thread.

Lol. Soooooo true man. I cant even begin to tell you how many times this has happened to me

 

[eza82]

" forgot what the thread was about "

 

[Hemptress420]

When u get so high you get some munchy food take one bite n forget ur eating

 

[sarah22]

1) when you think you're being abducted by aliens
2) you see fairies
3) you think that your bowl is trying to tell you something

number 3 happens A LOT haha. i'll light it and the cherries in the bowl look like letters and shit...hahaha i see happy faces in my bowl sometimes too...

 

[Yeah]

1) when you think you're being abducted by aliens
2) you see fairies
3) you think that your bowl is trying to tell you something

number 3 happens A LOT haha. i'll light it and the cherries in the bowl look like letters and shit...hahaha i see happy faces in my bowl sometimes too...

So now we know who has the acid. I'll be over tomorrow to get some from you if it's ok.

 

[Uberchron]

when you're on the internet talking with people you don't know on a website about growing and smoking marijuana.

 

[mofizzle415]

when your left a message with a phone number on it and no matter how many effin times you listen to it, it doesnt stick...holy shit!! great scots...

 

[mofizzle415]

when one of your drying buds coming crashing down to the floor accidentally cause you jerked your string and you hold a candle vigil over her....

when you burp after smoking earlier and smoke comes out of your mouth

 

[stupidcracker00]

When you are logging into a job application online and you have to type in your zip code for verification, you spend 5 min trying to figure out why it's not working, right when you realize, "Oh shit, I've been typing in my student I.D. this whole fucking time!!"

 

[sarah22]

So now we know who has the acid. I'll be over tomorrow to get some from you if it's ok.

hahaha i've only ever used pot...i havent done any other types of recreational drugs. just pot, and a plethora of psychotropic pills from the doctors none of which worked by the way lol. i have really intense experiences with pot compared to other people. none of my friends have had the same things happen to them. it just seems to work really well with my brain

 

[Xrtnfx]

When you hear music playing, but it is all in your head

 

[jammin screw]

When u hear ur gf's kids gettin mad cause all the snacks r gone! hah

 

[thewinghunter]

You know yer a pothead when yer laying on yer couch for a week and yer cat comes walking out and says, "you lazy fuckin bum, ive been eating my own shit for food for the last 7 days..."

 

[thewinghunter]

so i love how my thing says "teaching how to roll" because i cant roll worth shit! lol so i love how my thing says "teaching how to roll" because i cant roll worth shit! lol

shouldnt it also say "Ms." and not Mr. Ganja? !!

 

[headband707]

When you only have enough money for food and you spend it on bud instead ,then you get the munchies lol peace out Headband707

 

[stumps]

So I take the lady I care give for to a big 5 sporting goods store last night. To check out a inversion table. I just had to try it out. Took off my coat so my bag,pipe,lighter,smokes,keys and other shit wouldn't fly out. I left on my sweat jacket and got on the thing. upside down I go and the sales girl says you have stuff falling out of your pockets. I get off the thing and she hands me my pipe and lighter with a little smile. I just said well shit I took my coat off so that stuff wouldn't fall out, then laughed. bought the table and left. Oh and don't puff a big bowl and try to put one of those togather. It takes forever.

 

[Ten bag]

You know your a pothead when you get that 'feels like your gonna shityourself' feeling when you go to pick up your buds cos your just that exited

When you try and save your last joint but end up smoking it in the morning then feeling energyless and shit for the rest of the day and proceed to use all fours to commute around the house cos its easier

 

[4tiesndkronik]

Your stash runs out and you start smoking the bud that fell into your keyboard

 

[Lukien]

you have fourteen mins to drive across town to the bank to cash your check to get a bag.