I am so American (your country)

[That 5hit]

im so american... i'm black, i couldn't tell you where my greatgrandfather comes from and he couldn't either, other then saying somewhere down south -- we's just american sir - i am as completely bastered as this country and i love it

 

[estesj]

im so american... i'm black, i couldn't tell you where my greatgrandfather comes from and he couldn't either, other then saying somewhere down south -- we's just american sir - i am as completely bastered as this country and i love it

We are some some mutts aren't we.

 

[justperk]

the op is so american that he created this thread..haha...cuz only an american would do something so self promoting lol




(btw im also american, thats why i know)

 

[jfgordon1]

hehe

the op is so american that he created this thread..haha...cuz only an american would do something so self promoting lol

I'm so American ... i buy the biggest truck on market and STILL get a lift kit

 

[Xrtnfx]

I am so american that I do my work, compete with my peers, and built the best nation in the world.

work hard, party harder

 

[PussymOneyWeed]

Im so american this is the only world map i go by:

 

[MR.Grass]

Umm... You forgot some words!!lol

 

[estesj]

Im so american this is the only world map i go by:

That is funny as fuck bro! I love that map!

 

[grow space]

I am so european that it makes me sick and that i want to move to cali......

 

[SocataSmoker]

I'm so earthling...

Man owns nothing...

The earths owns us all.

 

[VoodooMagic19]

I'm so Canadian Eh.

 

[jfgordon1]

Im so american this is the only world map i go by:

I'm so Canadian Eh.

hahaha +rep to the both of ya..

 

[hightyde27]

I'm so American I can grow perfectly legally in my state and tell the federal gov't to kiss my ass.

 

[akgrown]

Im so american that "I got fat for eating Mcdonalds and sued them for it"

 

[c0lchester]

I'm so Canadian, American beer cant get me drunk!

 

[MatanuskaValley]

I am so American my parents used to beat me with a belt and tell me if I told anyone people would come and take me away...

Now I have a lot of guns.

 

[BigTitLvr]

The American governments hates us. They poison our water with fluoride and heavy metals. They steal our pennies and hand them over to the richest people and business in the country. They 'develop' the shitiest education systems for any child not in private school. They ship drugs over from other countries using the CIA and Army planes, then bust their own citizens for buying the drugs off the street, then re-sale the confiscated drugs to repeat the capital venture. They claim to love god and country but refuse to insist that everyone in the nation have life, liberty and pursuit of happiness with adequate life-saving health care. The demand justice for 9-11 with a bullshit war on the wrong countries, and then refuse to pay our soldiers well or even treat them for PTSD.

I love humans of any country. I wouldn't do any of these things to my fellowman. I guess I am no American. Fuck all those Americans.

 

[Xrtnfx]

^who invited debby downer?

 

[estesj]

I'm so Canadian, American beer cant get me drunk!

I'm so American that canadian aka bc buds are considered the worst bud in America ya hoser!

 

[ruderalis88]

i'm so Scottish that the only difference between me and groundskeeper willie is a penis and that he's a cartoon.

true story, i'm wearing a kilt and eating haggis right now.