You know you're a pothead when:

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Sr. Verde

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New ones before I take off! I'm already late :P



You know your a pothead when you go to open your house/apartment 's lock with your car keys, and are puzzled when nothing happens.

You know your a pothead when you purposely bush your teeth BEFORE you wake and bake so you can have that weed taste in your mouth all day ;)
 
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captain792000

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you know your a pothead when you have to rewind the same part of indiana jones over and over and over again because you were watching it but your mind was thinking of fixing a weedeater or playing ps3 and you blame it on adhd or anything other that the weeeed.....lol....
 
ANC

ANC

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Lol, no, thats a DMT head.
You know you're a pothead when you keep findin the salt in the fridge.
 
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RMM

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You know when your a pothead when you smoke to just reply to this cause you think it will help you think about things.


You know your a pothead when you read online you can make a burning laser out of some computer parts then proceed to rip a part a good computer then realizing you just destroyed a perfectly good computer and you know nothing about lasers
 
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i heartmj

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You know you're a pothead when you deal to your grandma so you can smoke for free. lol

you know you're a pothead when the first thing you pack for a roadtrip is your smoke kit.
 
sarah22

sarah22

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ANC said:
Lol, no, thats a DMT head.
You know you're a pothead when you keep findin the salt in the fridge.
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lol i've never done dmt, but i want to! but of course not before extensive research...i want to make the absolute most out of the experience :D i also occasionally feel like i could possibly be on another planet. and sometimes i worry that when i open the door of my little shed to go back in the house that i'll open it to find myself on a space ship or in another world or something haha. bongsmilie:eyesmoke:
 
ukgrower2110

ukgrower2110

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tou know youre a poyhead when you go on a floating train and a flying bus in the same day.

you know your a dealer when kids come up to you askin to buy weed and you have no idea who they are.

soz im soooo damn stoned right nw.
 
Pnuggle

Pnuggle

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you know you're a pot head when you can't remember the last time you ate before you got high when you get up in the morning
 
HoLE

HoLE

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I smoke in my garage,,cuz I got kids,,so,,,you know your a pothead when you light a ciggarette and walk out to your garage,,then see a 3/4 doobie sitting on the table,,but think I can't light it cuz I left my lighter inside,,meanwhile you got a lit ciggarette in your hand,,took about half the smoke to finally klik and say Heyyyyy:joint:

Edit:It just happened!!
 
captiankush

captiankush

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HoLE said:
I smoke in my garage,,cuz I got kids,,so,,,you know your a pothead when you light a ciggarette and walk out to your garage,,then see a 3/4 doobie sitting on the table,,but think I can't light it cuz I left my lighter inside,,meanwhile you got a lit ciggarette in your hand,,took about half the smoke to finally klik and say Heyyyyy:joint:
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lmao!

Classic...done that a few times myself.

You know your a stoner when every time you get up off the couch, lighters fall from your lap.

an everyday occurrence for me, I'm afraid.

CK
 
HoLE

HoLE

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you know your a stoner when you light a smoke,,and light another one before your done the first
 
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