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woodsmantoker

woodsmantoker

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I most certainly can do that. I will start working the piece tonight.

I am proud to share that none of my work is EVER of material removed from an animal that was killed by means other than natural causes.

Antlers are shed, tusks from walrus are found on the beaches via combing (die natural deaths), Bones are found while traveling my neck of the woods (mostly predator kills, wolf, wolverine, lynx, fox, etc.

They are representations of life...
 
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fdd2blk

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woodsmantoker said:
I most certainly can do that. I will start working the piece tonight.

I am proud to share that none of my work is EVER of material removed from an animal that was killed by means other than natural causes.

Antlers are shed, tusks from walrus are found on the beaches via combing (die natural deaths), Bones are found while traveling my neck of the woods (mostly predator kills, wolf, wolverine, lynx, fox, etc.

They are representations of life...
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that's really cool. now i really wanna see all your pics. :-P

i'll leave the medium up to you then. :blsmoke:
 
speedyseedz

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fdd2blk said:
that's really cool. now i really wanna see all your pics. :-P

i'll leave the medium up to you then. :blsmoke:
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I was far too busy to scratch my own ass today, but i'm a guy and I think this is pretty impressive.

I managed to go the whole day without getting an erection.
 
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johnnytoobad

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im coming from the hills of eastern kentucky where the girls aint got teeth and the beer taste funky. there aint no law no cops no sheriff but theres one man that eveyones heard of, so heres a lil storie id like to tell about allowishes cromby and the cormeal cartell. he'll smoke ya if need and he'll help ya if ya need but if ya piss em off he got that sawed off and
he dont givvvvveeeeee no damn (x4)
he came to the state when corn got great he made is name off cobbs and sellin liquor and frogs the frogs came latter people fancied the platter and the liquor well ya know is a cormeal elixir as far as the buds, well we need friends to grow and then came that illegal empire and
he dont givvvveeeeee no damn(x4)
(whisper singing but gets to shouting at end of this verse)
so hes roughin up the locals and chargin taxes and he aint gettin none from the weaker sexers he got into a scrap and came out like crap. it was a hackensaw boy and they dont toy he found OUT JUST WHO HAD THE CLOUT WHEN THE HACXKENSAW BOYS STARTED MAKING NOISE AND HE WENT DOWN IN A FLURRIE OF ROUNDS AND ON HIS WAY TO THE UNDERGROUND he said
I DONT GIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE NO DAMN (X4)

THANKS FOR READING
THE SONG IS AWESOME ITS PLAYED WITH E AND A WITH SOME G AND D CHORUS....ALSO SOME OPEN NOTES AND A PICK OFF
 
jwop

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johnnytoobad said:
im coming from the hills of eastern kentucky where the girls aint got teeth and the beer taste funky. there aint no law no cops no sheriff but theres one man that eveyones heard of, so heres a lil storie id like to tell about allowishes cromby and the cormeal cartell. he'll smoke ya if need and he'll help ya if ya need but if ya piss em off he got that sawed off and
he dont givvvvveeeeee no damn (x4)
he came to the state when corn got great he made is name off cobbs and sellin liquor and frogs the frogs came latter people fancied the platter and the liquor well ya know is a cormeal elixir as far as the buds, well we need friends to grow and then came that illegal empire and
he dont givvvveeeeee no damn(x4)
(whisper singing but gets to shouting at end of this verse)
so hes roughin up the locals and chargin taxes and he aint gettin none from the weaker sexers he got into a scrap and came out like crap. it was a hackensaw boy and they dont toy he found OUT JUST WHO HAD THE CLOUT WHEN THE HACXKENSAW BOYS STARTED MAKING NOISE AND HE WENT DOWN IN A FLURRIE OF ROUNDS AND ON HIS WAY TO THE UNDERGROUND he said
I DONT GIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE NO DAMN (X4)

THANKS FOR READING
THE SONG IS AWESOME ITS PLAYED WITH E AND A WITH SOME G AND D CHORUS....ALSO SOME OPEN NOTES AND A PICK OFF
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This is the most grammatically incorrect statement I've seen in at least a year. Thus impressing me. Fuck FDD.

Edit: For what it's worth, I managed to do the unspeakable last night and fuck my buddies girl. Unfortunately he was passed out in the chair next to me and woke up in the (I call it the beginning) middle. I have a black eye and it hurts. I'm going to stop talking now because I think he may be a member of this site. That is all.

Second edit: He just called me and explained he has no idea what happened last night. Apparently there is a wet spot underneath the pillow I slept on. I told him that I slobber in my sleep, but I couldn't (for the life of me) figure out how my slobber didn't get the top of the pillow wet. My eye still hurts but my dick doesn't.

P.S.S. : The wet spot is obviously his girls fault. Not mine.

P.S.S.S. : I've edited this post four times. That in itself should impress the gods of Vesuvius.

P.S.S.S.S. : My eye still hurts, and this is the fifth time I've edited this post. Stop hating.
 
shepj

shepj

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jwop said:
Edit: For what it's worth, I managed to do the unspeakable last night and fuck my buddies girl. Unfortunately he was passed out in the chair next to me and woke up in the (I call it the beginning) middle. I have a black eye and it hurts. I'm going to stop talking now because I think he may be a member of this site. That is all.
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wow.. some buddy.
 
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fdd2blk

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jwop said:
This is the most grammatically incorrect statement I've seen in at least a year. Thus impressing me. Fuck FDD.

Edit: For what it's worth, I managed to do the unspeakable last night and fuck my buddies girl. Unfortunately he was passed out in the chair next to me and woke up in the (I call it the beginning) middle. I have a black eye and it hurts. I'm going to stop talking now because I think he may be a member of this site. That is all.

Second edit: He just called me and explained he has no idea what happened last night. Apparently there is a wet spot underneath the pillow I slept on. I told him that I slobber in my sleep, but I couldn't (for the life of me) figure out how my slobber didn't get the top of the pillow wet. My eye still hurts but my dick doesn't.
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who did the girl call today? :eyesmoke:
 
KaleoXxX

KaleoXxX

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if you can fuck you buddies girl why cant fdd? hes got more game in his big hairy right foot than you have alltogether
 
MrHowardMarks

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I've been too damn busy growing for the past 8 months to check my email, haven't posted for almost a year...

I lost both my parents to cancer, before I turned 20, and in the past year heard that HASH OIL CURES CANCER....

Imagine how I felt...


I've dedicated my life to helping others, and spreading the news that's been silenced in the name of profit....

How about, "Fuck you, and your shitty glass... There's much more important things in life other than your ego."

Watch "Run from the Cure" go save someone's life.
 
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fdd2blk

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MrHowardMarks said:
I've been too damn busy growing for the past 8 months to check my email, haven't posted for almost a year...

I lost both my parents to cancer, before I turned 20, and in the past year heard that HASH OIL CURES CANCER....

Imagine how I felt...


I've dedicated my life to helping others, and spreading the news that's been silenced in the name of profit....

How about, "Fuck you, and your shitty glass... There's much more important things in life other than your ego."

Watch "Run from the Cure" go save someone's life.
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i'm not impressed. :roll:

my ego is fed by a cute snowman and a witty comeback. whoopidee doo.
 
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