The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

dura72

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good morning to all you happy sparkly people out in hashy haze cyber land........yes, this fuckin sobriety seems to be havin a weird effect on me, i'm a happy chappy today(mite be becoz i actually manged to sleep last nite without twitching like a somalian whores pussy) only thing thats gettin to me really is the medication im using(actually prescribed from a REAL doctor....oooohhhh spoooky, although the doc did remind me of dr nic from the simpsons....strange considering she was a woman!)this ant abuse(dysulfrum) leaves yoo a bit fuckin goofy for your first hour or so though.....driving the kid to school was a bit mario kartish and then trying to buy cigs on the way home was fuckin just plain silly...had to stare at a handful of coins for 5 mins b4 i worked out i had enuff to pay for them. even managed to get a crisis loan from the dole as well, i keep on wantin to say really smart arse stuff when they ask me fuckin obvious questions but you know you gotta hold back in order to get the cash...e.g can u get money from any where else? first thoughts; balaclava, claw hammer, corner shop. answer no. next question ; are you from a foreign country? well as i dont know the fuckin nationallity of the foreskin blister i'm talkin to then i cant truthfully answer that. ....ah well fuck it cunts given me £105.36....yes i know, why dont they just round it up or down. they actually asked me when was the last time i had eaten??? i'm standin there, phone cradled between neck and ear, cig burning in ashtray, cuppa coffee in hand and mouth half full of mini cheddars....and i really, reallly,really wanted to say i had just eaten my bird out 30 mins before.....i'm now goin to set fire to a celtic fan .....no reason.
 
mr west

mr west

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are you from a foreign country? well as i dont know the fuckin nationallity of the foreskin blister i'm talkin to then i cant truthfully answer that.

SUch a funny cnut lol gota clean the tea off the moniter again u barstard lol
 
dura72

dura72

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oh and we called really thin roll ups either spiders legs or barlinnie thinnies, when i was last in the big porridge factory i could actually get around 35 rollies from a half oz(no shit)....and sambo as for intelligence mate i went to both university and jail(number of times!!), i'm still fuckin positive that my second choice has provided me with more work skills and a greater chance of surving an economic meltdown mate.......and one things for certain the people in the concrete palace were usually more well balanced.....maybe not all of them though!!!!
 
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Stoney1066

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dura72 said:
good morning to all you happy sparkly people out in hashy haze cyber land........yes, this fuckin sobriety seems to be havin a weird effect on me, i'm a happy chappy today(mite be becoz i actually manged to sleep last nite without twitching like a somalian whores pussy) only thing thats gettin to me really is the medication im using(actually prescribed from a REAL doctor....oooohhhh spoooky, although the doc did remind me of dr nic from the simpsons....strange considering she was a woman!)this ant abuse(dysulfrum) leaves yoo a bit fuckin goofy for your first hour or so though.....driving the kid to school was a bit mario kartish and then trying to buy cigs on the way home was fuckin just plain silly...had to stare at a handful of coins for 5 mins b4 i worked out i had enuff to pay for them. even managed to get a crisis loan from the dole as well, i keep on wantin to say really smart arse stuff when they ask me fuckin obvious questions but you know you gotta hold back in order to get the cash...e.g can u get money from any where else? first thoughts; balaclava, claw hammer, corner shop. answer no. next question ; are you from a foreign country? well as i dont know the fuckin nationallity of the foreskin blister i'm talkin to then i cant truthfully answer that. ....ah well fuck it cunts given me £105.36....yes i know, why dont they just round it up or down. they actually asked me when was the last time i had eaten??? i'm standin there, phone cradled between neck and ear, cig burning in ashtray, cuppa coffee in hand and mouth half full of mini cheddars....and i really, reallly,really wanted to say i had just eaten my bird out 30 mins before.....i'm now goin to set fire to a celtic fan .....no reason.
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LMFAO i know exactly wat ya mean they ask well to many questions id expect to have life lines and 1 million quid at the end
-Stoney
 
sambo020482

sambo020482

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dura72 said:
oh and we called really thin roll ups either spiders legs or barlinnie thinnies, when i was last in the big porridge factory i could actually get around 35 rollies from a half oz(no shit)....and sambo as for intelligence mate i went to both university and jail(number of times!!), i'm still fuckin positive that my second choice has provided me with more work skills and a greater chance of surving an economic meltdown mate.......and one things for certain the people in the concrete palace were usually more well balanced.....maybe not all of them though!!!!
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that was pissed up dumbarse comment dura my oldman has done 13yrs in total but is 1 of the most intelliegent men ive ever nown. and if you noticed it was deleted this morning. missed that 1 opps was suppose to hav been deleted like the others i deleted this morn.

not for me tho prison,
 
mr west

mr west

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lol I read duras posts out to me mates to make them laugh too, hes goten a littel fan club from my visitors lol.
 
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