Advanced Nutrients has class....

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Wetdog

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jberry said:
"We got an amazing letter from Roberto Rodriguez, a Southern California weightlifter who’s also a hydroponics grower.
He wrote us saying he keeps his bottles of Organic B, our powerful, all-organic plant growth B vitamin formula, in the same place where he keeps his sports power powders and drinks.
On a day when he was exhausted and distracted preparing for an important weightlifting competition in Los Angeles, Roberto drank a glass full of our Organic B, instead of the powerlifting vitamin formula he’d intended to drink….
Two days later, Roberto competed and won the gold medal in bench press and squats. This was the first time he’d won a competition. He’d never even placed before.
Better yet, Roberto says he’d never felt so good, never recovered so fast, and never lifted so much. He gave credit to Organic B!
Now of course we don’t recommend that anybody consume our products that are meant for plants- but if Organic B can have this effect on a 210 pound weightlifter, just think what it can do for your plants."
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You-have-to-be-fucking-kidding-me. :hump::finger::finger:

If even remotely true, it sure says something about the IQ of the people who buy this shit.:bigjoint::dunce:

Maybe I should get some and keep it with my beer?:-P

Wet
 
jberry

jberry

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"For many years, there was a myth in ancient Egyptian times about a potion that was applied to a farmers garden that would increase the overall growth of vegetative growth by inches daily. Today, that myth has proven true with a break-through potion that will increase daily growth by inches."


"A break-through Egyptian process that allows for your plants to produce offspring. Using this Egyptian fertilization process, one can ensure the preservation of the genetics for years to come by creating your own seed stock. This process was released to the public after being discovered in an ancient tomb."
 
IAm5toned

IAm5toned

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jberry said:
"For many years, there was a myth in ancient Egyptian times about a potion that was applied to a farmers garden that would increase the overall growth of vegetative growth by inches daily. Today, that myth has proven true with a break-through potion that will increase daily growth by inches."


"A break-through Egyptian process that allows for your plants to produce offspring. Using this Egyptian fertilization process, one can ensure the preservation of the genetics for years to come by creating your own seed stock. This process was released to the public after being discovered in an ancient tomb."
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yeah baby... fish emultion. ultra top secret advanced ancient egyptian ebb and flow hydropnic fertilizer, and it can be all yours for the low low low price of 99.99 a quart! combined with our steriod enhanced weight lifting super duper bio formula, you too can grow the plants that youve dreamed of. All you need is our amazing buzz formula combined with vitamin x, your plants will hit the 75% thc mark in just 3 days of flowering from seed!

now i made that up, whats scary about that... is that it sounds just like a typical AN sales pitch. these guys must run bcseeds as well
 
Danielsgb

Danielsgb

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IAm5toned said:
yeah baby... fish emultion. ultra top secret advanced ancient egyptian ebb and flow hydropnic fertilizer, and it can be all yours for the low low low price of 99.99 a quart! combined with our steriod enhanced weight lifting super duper bio formula, you too can grow the plants that youve dreamed of. All you need is our amazing buzz formula combined with vitamin x, your plants will hit the 75% thc mark in just 3 days of flowering from seed!

now i made that up, whats scary about that... is that it sounds just like a typical AN sales pitch. these guys must run bcseeds as well
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Seriously, I'm LMAO
 
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Wetdog

Well-Known Member
IAm5toned said:
yeah baby... fish emultion. ultra top secret advanced ancient egyptian ebb and flow hydropnic fertilizer, and it can be all yours for the low low low price of 99.99 a quart! combined with our steriod enhanced weight lifting super duper bio formula, you too can grow the plants that youve dreamed of. All you need is our amazing buzz formula combined with vitamin x, your plants will hit the 75% thc mark in just 3 days of flowering from seed!

now i made that up, whats scary about that... is that it sounds just like a typical AN sales pitch. these guys must run bcseeds as well
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Shit! :wall:

Now you've done it. Some newb with more money than good sense is now thinking:

"bcseeds (the ones with the 56% THC, natch), + the full line of everything AN, + 5kw worth of those super special spectrum bulbs, + a fully automatic ebb&grow or similar and I can grow the best weed in the world and win weightlifting contests, all with no effort, other than germing the bean." :eyesmoke:

ROFLMAO

Wet
 
WhatATool

WhatATool

Member
off topic but heres a warning: My credit card got stolen by Attitude two days ago.Theres a grip of other stories out there-do a search. they wiped out my whole fkn account and put me negative(getting the money back from my bank, but could take up to 2 months)all the purchases made were in the u.k., most of them within 20 miles of Attitudes location.funny how theyre buying adspace on rollitup now, when previously they just let the users do it for them.Damage Control.they know rollitups going to come down on anyone talking shit about their advertisers. Some shady fkn tactics.youve been warned.dont believe it.do a search
 
CrackerJax

CrackerJax

New Member
That happens everywhere....every time you use a credit card...there is an inherent risk of abuse.

I've had restaurants double bill me... 2 days later....when I sure didn't eat there.

I still go out to eat though... :lol:

You takes your chances....
 
Uncle Ben

Uncle Ben

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They say that BM's Greasy Spoon Cafe makes the best CHEESEburgers! Yep, say the Sleazeburgers are even better! Nutritious too, lot's of amino acids, vitamins and enzymes. ;) Buy one Cheeseburger and one Sleazeburger and ya get a free box of Crackerjax with a secret prize for the kids!!!!! :mrgreen:
 
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