9am to 7pm, these mofos just wont stop calling

[KaleoXxX]

im pretty sure im on the no call list for telemarketers but every day i get bs calls from 9am untill 7pm

ive tried ignoring them, reasoning with them and yelling at them. i even joke around with them by answering and talking like michael jackson or in an accent or a fake language justfor shits and giggles

they called today at 9am on the fucking DOT! there so frustrating, and more persistant than drug addicts

 

[streetlegal]

u gotta talk to their super.. u can request ur number be taken off their list..

 

[......]

This is so funny because I been getting calls constantly this morning about every half hour.
I just didn't answer it for awhile because I knew who it was.So I finally go and answer it and they fucking hang up.Im pissed,and im on the do not call list.

 

[KaleoXxX]

one called about 20 mins ago and i yelled at him in a scottish accent. i was screaming "if ye ever call this number again ill pull up yer kilt and shove me bagpipe up yer arse" he hung up

i think the MJ on was funny as shit too.in a high pitched effeminate voice "hello? oh no you have the wrong number, this is michael jacksons house"

ill do my crocodile hunter impersonation next "crikey you bloomin bastards need ta stop callin all the time." or "aaaaa i cant talk, ive been stabbed in the heart by the barb of a sting ray! pull it out mate! pull it out"

 

[ganjamanuk]

haha, bro just ask to be taken off thier call list and threaten to report them if they keep calling

 

[......]

Im gonna see how long I can leave them on hold for next.

 

[streetlegal]

ill do my crocodile hunter impersonation next "crikey you bloomin bastards need ta stop callin all the time." or "aaaaa i cant talk, ive been stabbed in the heart by the barb of a sting ray! pull it out mate! pull it out"

well its a pity we dont really talk like that...ya bloomin bastard

 

[weedman11]

one called about 20 mins ago and i yelled at him in a scottish accent. i was screaming "if ye ever call this number again ill pull up yer kilt and shove me bagpipe up yer arse" he hung up

i think the MJ on was funny as shit too.in a high pitched effeminate voice "hello? oh no you have the wrong number, this is michael jacksons house"

Unfourtunatly i used to be a telemarketer. It was the only job i could get at the time though. Sorry if ive called you haha, but what you need to do is register on www.donotcall.gov/

also if they keep calling back ask to talk to the superviser and let them know you are on the do not call list. The lists recycle every so often and you can get stuck on them again. Banks and buisness's that you fill information out with in the fine print actually have legal jumbo that says they can telemarket you. it sucks, but just have fun screwing with them until they dont call anymore! .

 

[KaleoXxX]

haha sorry to offend, im just tryin to bust thease peoples balls

 

[streetlegal]

well barfin bannanas!! u better give me some of that rep powwer to make it up to me now kaleo,..nah jks...... (no really rep me!)

 

[KaleoXxX]

haha i actually did before you mentioned it

 

[streetlegal]

37 points K,.. not bad my friend

 

[hempstead]

I just answer the phone and hand it to my 2 year old daughter. She loves talking to them.

 

[KaleoXxX]

my rep is quite potent

its because my e-penis is so big

i was just thinking if my rep bar my e-penis, is repping people like jizzing in peoples face?

 

[streetlegal]

let that jism rain down k,.. but id prefer it on my chest, it stings in the eyes

 

[KaleoXxX]

id rep you again for making me laugh so hard if i could hahaha

 

[HAGGIS N HASH]

These bastards phone me all day long!I end up pulling the plug.I might try the shove ma bagpipe up yer erse line.Does speaking to the supervisor work,its a diff company every call,do they take your number off one list that they all have?

 

[metaltooths]

three years later their still calling. though not as often.
ahhhh, fuck you.
plus, i paid you's four times as much.

 

[ultimate buds]

i feel for you im gettin the same shit every day for months now
god thay do my head inn an wont take no for an answer get a caller id system or an answer phonethey hang up as soon as they hear answer phones

 

[ThatGuy113]

You sure its not a bill collector those are the only people who once in a while call me every half hour