The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

I think I've figured out why Katie Price picked Alex Reid.

The last time she went for surgery she must've opted for the possibility to have two cunts.

 

[tip top toker]

erm, afternoon! tidying day today. i've had guests for the past week and it's a fucking state. after that it's bacon rolls and then lots of work to be done on the plants and DWC buckets. no pleasures for me today it would seem.

and i'd agree on the biobizz. i used A and B for my first grow, and despite B being a motherfucker syrop that drips over everywhereeee and down the bottle and bahhh, those first plants i tried were pretty damned good, better than what i grow these days

 

[dura72]

the biobizz grow must have treacle or molasses in it i think coz its a sticky as a whores knickers

 

[sambo020482]

the biobizz grow must have treacle or molasses in it i think coz its a sticky as a whores knickers

the grow smells like vegimite/marmite to me.

 

[dura72]

I got this hot girl back to mine the other day, we ripped each others clothes off and just went at it on the floor. I had her on her back and went down when she said "Dura, can you take your glasses off they're digging into my thighs?" so I dutifully did and carried on. "Dura" she called again, "Can you put your glasses back on please?"
"Why?" I inquired
"Cos you're eating the carpet."

 

[dura72]

I'm starting to learn a new language called Scottish. It's a mixture of English and alcohol.

It's fairly easy all you do is drink pints of beer and end each sentence with 'you bastard'.

 

[gym]

sup guys just wondering i have a northen lights seed germinating in some wet kitchen roll atm what would be the best light cycle to have it on just growing the one plant for now

 

[W Dragon]

sup guys just wondering i have a northen lights seed germinating in some wet kitchen roll atm what would be the best light cycle to have it on just growing the one plant for now

it's up to you mate there's loads of debates about lighting schedules i went with 18 on 6 off but you can go 20/4 24/0 or anything in between

 

[W Dragon]

ps gym prob should have said what ever you go with it's best to stick to it when you start it so the plant gets into a routine so to speak

 

[ultimate buds]

sup guys just wondering i have a northen lights seed germinating in some wet kitchen roll atm what would be the best light cycle to have it on just growing the one plant for now

goods to hear your gettin started id go for 18/6 for germination an veg as iv got a lot of hermies when iv gone 24/0 on germ or veg an not had any when i go 18/6 also i think its more naturall for the plants an thay seem to grow bigger and healthier with a decent dark period
also keep them warm if you can i always germ my seedlings on top of my pc monitor as its on 24 hours an it realy speeds up germination mlastly are your seeds fem cos if there not your takin a risk only growin 1 plant
good luck with the grow m8

 

[tip top toker]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. i'm on holliday and just got a call from the boss asking me to come in for a talk about about who shit the company is now doing. fuck fuck fuck. good by job flat car and lifestyle

 

[dura72]

sup guys just wondering i have a northen lights seed germinating in some wet kitchen roll atm what would be the best light cycle to have it on just growing the one plant for now

i put my seedlings under 24/0 for about two weeks and then 18/6 or 24/0 but i'm of the opinion that 24/0 is much faster; my last grow was 18/6 for around 4-5 weeks and my present was under 24/0 for 4-5 weeks( all different strains) and my present grow was a lot bigger ( maybe too big) goin into flower(15 days ago). i'll continue with my next grow under 24/0 but i'll knock at least a week off my vegging time. i had hermise last btw. whether it was lights or just shit genetics i dont know but i'm more inclined to think it was the latter.

 

[dura72]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. i'm on holliday and just got a call from the boss asking me to come in for a talk about about who shit the company is now doing. fuck fuck fuck. good by job flat car and lifestyle

bad news mate, hope it goes ok 4 you.if not just grow more weed and become a dealer; no more fuckin boss or gettin up on monday mornings.

 

[gym]

thanks for all the help guys
i have 2 cfl lights http://www.wickes.co.uk/Energy-Saver-Spiral-Bulb-BC/invt/195316
will they be ok ?

 

[mammal]

they'll be ok for about 1 or 2 weeks once the seed has broken through the soil, past that you'll need about 12 more of those, or fewer bigger lights.

 

[tip top toker]

you're all going to see alot more of me. unemployed after 3 years on the job. fucking sucks. need to start planning my adventure then. flying to canada and then am gonna work my way down throuhg america to california and grow dope bah, this is all gonna hit me for real come tomorrow morning and i'm gonna be really down!

 

[las fingerez]

sorry 2 hear that TT

 

[tip top toker]

me and you both. i was ready to get out of there, but not willing. i need that income! so i've been offered flights to any destination so i think i will be finnishing up this harvest and then dissapearing into the blue, hopefully with the help of overseass RIUers

 

[W Dragon]

yeah soz to hear about work ttt mate

 

[las fingerez]

big up tt mate, all the best for ya! i'm about had enough at my place. its 6 weeks 2moro since my demotion, has anyone contacted me, no. its only £100 a week, dont worry about it. arrrgggg. the only reason i'm still there is coz its bloody good money