When people visit, what excuse for closed door/locked room?

[mdb311]

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[doc111]

I had a question for people who have their growroom in a second bedroom or whatever. Say you have a grow tent. 8x8x3 apprx. sitting in your second bedroom. Noise is no issue here or smell. The person in question never has people over but when they are over, what if they ask to see what's in your room? If they do ask they are nosy, shady, and would never be allowed in the place again. No one has ever asked but what if your family comes over and wants to know why the door is always closed/locked? What's a good and believable excuse? If friends or the such come over the excuse could be that the cats are in there locked up so they don't bother company.

Is, "it's my storage room, full of junk, really messy, don't want anyone seeing it right now" a good excuse? What about "I just used my Hoover SteamVac (as it's sitting just outside the door) to clean the carpets, don't want anyone in there at the moment"?

Tell them you have guns, valuables, etc. locked up in there.

 

[dadio161]

tell em there's a dead body in there and then laugh.

 

[txhomegrown]

Or, you could tell them that the room is where you keep the teenage love slave you bought with crack locked up so she doesnt run away.

 

[Keenan]

Tell them you have irritable bowel syndrome and you accidentally sprayed liquid shit on the carpet.

 

[doc111]

Tell them your sex swing and S&M toys are stashed in there.

 

[robert 14617]

your storing items for a friend or family member who is going through a tough time , oh you don't know them there out of town tell the nosy pricks and they are the only ones who have the key you respect there property

 

[mygirls]

none of there fucking busness.. they shouldn.t be that noisy..

 

[tea tree]

i have a one bedroom . for the first few dates it is sex on the couch. "it turns me on". that gets old after a few times tho. Got to keep it clean with papers in view and hope she is cool. lol.

 

[cowell]

Tell them your sex swing and S&M toys are stashed in there.

That's the one we use too. They only ever ask once.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Tell them that room is under quarantine for the Ebola virus.

Or a rabid monkey is in there.

Or that's where Einstein's brain is being kept alive in a jar.

Or it's haunted.

Or you could just say it's a meth lab.

 

[IAm5toned]

i tell them thats where i keep my retarded half sister, and explain how she loves to bite and throw turds at people like a chimp


j/k... my shit is secure no explanations required.

 

[tea tree]

hey, just show her the chinese girl swinging by her feet. That is what i wud do.

 

[IAm5toned]

just give them a dead serious look, right in the eye, and say with absolute conviction-"that's where the gimp sleeps."
then just stare at them untill there uncomfortable

 

[Professor Puff.n.Tuff]

I use the storage one. I just tell people it is just full of stuff. Old furniture, toys, clothes, just full. I say "we dont even open it anymore"

 

[kysmoker]

just give them a dead serious look, right in the eye, and say with absolute conviction-"that's where the gimp sleeps."
then just stare at them untill there uncomfortable

I couldnt do this if I tried, Id be laughing too hard lol.

 

[L4D]

just say it aint none of ur business now button it before i slap the taste outta ur mouth....

 

[XxNinjaxX]

Tell them you rent the room out to a whole family of illegal mexican immigrants..

 

[blaze1camp]

none of there f'n biz and keep on moving...lol...storage...

 

[robert 14617]

none of there fkn biz.... LMFAO