jahova witness at my door

rzza

rzza

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ok so i am in a pretty wealhy town in michigan and i started to get these jahova witnesses coming to my door recently.

the first time was a few weeks ago and it was a white guy and black guy, about 65ish years old. i answered the door in my code420 shirt that i recieved from th eattitude for stealth shipping and the one guy just wouldnt stop staring at my shirt. i now know how i make females feel;)
so i tell them im an athiest and im not interested whatsoever. clearly that put a mark at my address.

so now i go to home dePOT and get a no soliciting sign. the next weekend i get a couple different JW at my door. i answered the door and said right away "i got a no soliciting sign" as i point down at my door. they say were not soliciting anything.
oh yeah duh ....their not selling anything ....now i get really angry when i finally get the people off my step but i brushed it off.

a few days later the black guy and white guy from week one shows up. unknowingly i answer the door IN THE CODE420 SHIRT AGAIN! LOL the dude starin at my chest like a motherfucker. they just wanna know iif i have thought about the whole JW thing, so i say "yes i have and i think it stinks. im an athiest and you wont change my mind but if youd like to debate it i will do so ..."

after a few minutes of back and forth, them saying absolutely the silliest things ive ever heard, i tell them to live their diluted life someplace else and they fricken leave me with bibles!!!!

so i have a question ...

what do i have to post on my door that keeps EVERYONE from knocking? i think its extremely rude for these people to practice this way. :wall:


p.s
when i was like 15 they came to my parents house and i threw my wizinater (prosthetic penis) in my zipper and pretended i was jackin it. i was doin it the whole time they were at the door, they got real mad and i think they never knew it was prosthetic. LOL i was a bad kid.
 
zigginanzaggin

zigginanzaggin

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They thrive on getting yelled at and rejected. The best thing is to not answer the door. Or just shoot them next time, problem solved
 
Xrtnfx

Xrtnfx

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just tell them what they want to hear, say you believe in all that crap. They'll probably think mission accomplished and go bug someone else
 
rzza

rzza

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the prob wit this rtnf is then they win. LOL
i want to make it illegal for them to come on my property.

would a no trespassing sign work for that? or do i need to draw on my porch ....NO JAHOVA WITNESS'S OR RELIGIOUS GROUPS
 
azoo

azoo

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get tht thing from scary movie 2 tht will keep em from knocking lol a pair of giant balls
 
Benassi

Benassi

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Put up a No Trespassing sign.

If they come on your property fight them in Soccem Boppers.
 
zigginanzaggin

zigginanzaggin

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Individual homeowners have a right to exclude people from their property by posting a "No Trespassing" sign.
* If publishers call on a home or enter the grounds around a home where a "No Trespassing" sign is located, they may be subject to criminal prosecution and resulting monetary sanctions and/or incarceration. They also face being sued by the householder.
 
Hidden Dragon

Hidden Dragon

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Free Bibles? No shit. Maybe you could send me one if you don't want it. I want to read The Book of Revelations as the world is supposed end in a couple of years.
 
chow

chow

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Im in the uk and we get these guys knocking too,what I normally do is invite them in for a cup of tea or mabey a light snack.I dont know why,but when they hear these words there heads do a full 360 degree spin and smoke comes out of there ears,after that they just run away.Works like a charm
 
rzza

rzza

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chow said:
Im in the uk and we get these guys knocking too,what I normally do is invite them in for a cup of tea or mabey a light snack.I dont know why,but when they hear these words there heads do a full 360 degree spin and smoke comes out of there ears,after that they just run away.Works like a charm
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really? id be afraid they take me up on the offer! lol
 
Priscilla420

Priscilla420

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Just don't open your door. That's what I do. Eventually they get the hint and leave.. its better than having to actually deal with them. They come by my house every once in a while and I just dont open the door. I know that they know I'm home, cause the cars are in the driveway and we'll have lights or a tv on.. but I dont give a shit lol Like I said, they get the hint and leave eventually.
 
rzza

rzza

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lol priscilla i would agree before but now after 3 visits in less then a month, i find it extremely rude. even if i was open to the idea of Jahova witnessism (LOL) i still wouldnt want them at my doorstep every week. i dont even want someone putting coupons on my screen door let alone emposing their shitty beliefs on me.
 
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