The UK Growers Thread!

tip top toker

tip top toker

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they cna't see into a house at all. they focus on outside surfaces. they focus on windows as that is the hightest area of heat loss, and if it is much highger than surrounding buildings that gives them their first warning sign
 
dura72

dura72

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oh christ i really dont feel well!! mustav drank about 25 double gins. abandoned my kids at the mother in laws, left my g/f to make it home from the train station and didnt get in till bout half 2. chaos is my middle name. mist my bloody dentist appointment as well, bollocks.
 
dura72

dura72

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I scared my girlfriend whilst driving too fast the other day and found her fear quite amusing.

She said 'you won't be laughing if you crash because then you'll have a crippled girlfriend'

I said 'no I won't, I'd have a crippled ex-girlfriend'.
 
dura72

dura72

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Got talking to a Chinese girl at Uni the other day, she was saying how almost every single piece of clothing she owns was hand-made by her own grandmother.

She didn't laugh when I said that she'd probably made a fair few of mine too.
 
dura72

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David Cameron wants all English towns and cities to have a triple barrelled name like Kingston-on-Thames or Stoke-on-Trent. It'll go down really well in Middlesbrough-on-Benefits
 
HAGGIS N HASH

HAGGIS N HASH

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Hey Speedy If your about ordered barneys LSD,can't wait to get them.Some guys on diff forums were on about hermies from feminized seeds from barneys?I thought hermies came from bad growing?Hows my fellow UK tory gov growers today,lol!Just cropped my Skunk 1 today,another 2 weeks ffs!Itchin for a smoke!Pollens pish!
 
dura72

dura72

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speedy doesnt come in here anymore buddy, hes started up his own forum, he fell out with the site over sum advertising thing.
 
dura72

dura72

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two birds sitting in a tree with a turtle, the turtle stands on the edge of the nest jumps out and hits the floor, unhurt he gets back up and climbs back to the nest
again he stands on the edge of the nest, jumps out and hits the floor,
one of the birds looks at the other and says;
'peter'
'yes honey'
'i think its time we tell david hes adopted'
 
ultimate buds

ultimate buds

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JUST SHAT MY SELF
i was woken up about 40 minuits ago by several loud voices from outside my house, blurry eyed i went to shut my bedroom window an as i opend the curtains i realised it was 3 police cars and 10 cunt,stubles. they were stud round in a circle at the bottom of my drive with 2 of them leaning against the square pillar at the end of my wall, being stood in a circle the 3 furthest away were facing my direction and lookd up at me when i shut the window i quickly shut the curtain again an started to panick my fan is 3 foot from the window and not exactly silent as advertised!! after thinkin thay must have heard it, i concluded theres fuk all i can do now, if im caught im caught but then thought "there not avin my echeese" so i know have a 5cm echeese under the insulation in my loft.
i watched them thru the curtain for a bit an realised theres sum 1 in the back of the first car which made me feel better until i came to the conclusion it might be my ex, thay then suddenly run across the road an into the house oposit mine, thay came out after several minuits and left so im thinkin panick over --
ye right, about 5 mins ago im woken again by "nock" "nock" "nock" im like WTF i quickly flick the switch turnin off my noisy fan, an i go and answer the door as they know im in!!! an the fuckers ask if iv heard or seen the disturbance over the road apparently theres been a domestic !!!! after a few seconds of me sayin iv not seen or heard anythin they go an as i swing the door shut the overpowering stench of mj hits me like a sledge hammer i run back upstairs to see why it stinks an it turns out i hit the wrong switch an shut all the power down in my grow "thank god thay didnt ask to come in or stand talkin any longer"
 
HAGGIS N HASH

HAGGIS N HASH

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Just ordered Barneys LSD from Speedy,I cant bash any seed company cos I have only ordered from Flying dutchmen,with no probs but Speedy has my business from now on if all goes well.who the hell banned him?He told me a bit about it after you told me Dura,was it fdd?
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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ultimate buds said:
JUST SHAT MY SELF
i was woken up about 40 minuits ago by several loud voices from outside my house, blurry eyed i went to shut my bedroom window an as i opend the curtains i realised it was 3 police cars and 10 cunt,stubles. they were stud round in a circle at the bottom of my drive with 2 of them leaning against the square pillar at the end of my wall, being stood in a circle the 3 furthest away were facing my direction and lookd up at me when i shut the window i quickly shut the curtain again an started to panick my fan is 3 foot from the window and not exactly silent as advertised!! after thinkin thay must have heard it, i concluded theres fuk all i can do now, if im caught im caught but then thought "there not avin my echeese" so i know have a 5cm echeese under the insulation in my loft.
i watched them thru the curtain for a bit an realised theres sum 1 in the back of the first car which made me feel better until i came to the conclusion it might be my ex, thay then suddenly run across the road an into the house oposit mine, thay came out after several minuits and left so im thinkin panick over --
ye right, about 5 mins ago im woken again by "nock" "nock" "nock" im like WTF i quickly flick the switch turnin off my noisy fan, an i go and answer the door as they know im in!!! an the fuckers ask if iv heard or seen the disturbance over the road apparently theres been a domestic !!!! after a few seconds of me sayin iv not seen or heard anythin they go an as i swing the door shut the overpowering stench of mj hits me like a sledge hammer i run back upstairs to see why it stinks an it turns out i hit the wrong switch an shut all the power down in my grow "thank god thay didnt ask to come in or stand talkin any longer"
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fucking gypsies kiss there bud! makes the arse twitch a bit eh hahaha
 
dura72

dura72

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HAGGIS N HASH said:
Just ordered Barneys LSD from Speedy,I cant bash any seed company cos I have only ordered from Flying dutchmen,with no probs but Speedy has my business from now on if all goes well.who the hell banned him?He told me a bit about it after you told me Dura,was it fdd?
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dont know the exact story mate so i'm not sure who chucked him out, or even if he was chucked as opposed to just leaving, i think sum1 told me it was a business issue about advertising on the site but i cant really remember.
@ buds, pmsl, fickin dodgy, had shit like that happen to me before. laying in bed one nite about 15 years ago speeding outta my haed and i heard a car stop at the front of the house, looked out to c a cop car, now at this point i was dealing speed and had about an oz sitting in the house so i grabbed it and sat next to the window just peaking out, heart hammering away like fiddlers elbow paranoia seeping from every sweat filled pore, i was gonna eat as much as i could beforethe door got caved and then the cops let my little bro outta of the car, he was blitzed and the cops were bringing him home. i nearly knocked the little cunts teeth in.
 
lpoolfc08

lpoolfc08

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dura72 said:
oh christ i really dont feel well!! mustav drank about 25 double gins. abandoned my kids at the mother in laws, left my g/f to make it home from the train station and didnt get in till bout half 2. chaos is my middle name. mist my bloody dentist appointment as well, bollocks.
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Hows it going guys, Hey dura see youve fell of the wagon lol..
On the lemon as well was you lol ???
 
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