iPod Touch flashlight grow

Harrekin

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Your doing a sick thing to those plants man...reminds me of Alien Resurrections "Killlllll me......" scene. Stop wasting seeds and grow some weed properly!

EDIT: And I STILL dont know if the OP is taking the p1$$ or not!
 

smok33

Member
i am already i wasn't plannin on keepin it under the ipod the whole grow ne way. its been under cfls 4 bout month or so now. u dnt knw if i am taking the wat?
 

smok33

Member
hey guys stuff the ipod this is my Nokia 2330 classic grow, it will rip the pants off the ipod :-o

big bud grown in my window sill with just this phone, i had to turn the phone off as the light was to intense :hump:

and only grown in a bottle top!!!! im telling you this plant is huge and is just solid nugs :hump:

tell me what you think, if you like hit the rep button :joint: if any of you guys want more pics just ask

how the hell did u get that lil nug plant????
 

cdrippper2

Active Member
Don't let Steve jobs find out what your doing with his precious product....he might try to...ooo...stab you in the face with a soldiering iron...lol :dunce:
 

BuddhaBud

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how the hell did u get that lil nug plant????
um, i mean im a total outsider here but its my professional opinion that he got "that lil nug plant" by taking a "lil nug" off a plant; dried it, cured it, and stuck it on the windowsill in a bottlecap with some dirt
...oh yea, next to a cell phone
-i repeat: a cell phone

what is that strain!?
 

jimmy130380

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this is funny
classic piss take
good on you the dude that went to the effort of hanging his phone in the grow room
 

PANGcake

Active Member
this is funny
classic piss take
good on you the dude that went to the effort of hanging his phone in the grow room
I'll take the credit for that since I was the "original" ;) This time of year I do some vegging in my windows. Put yer plants facing south for most light during the day (north if below equater? LOL...iono) and they will grow better than under any phone, fluoros or cfl...

Have a nice weekend all ya nut heads :mrgreen:

//Pc
 

smok33

Member
um, i mean im a total outsider here but its my professional opinion that he got "that lil nug plant" by taking a "lil nug" off a plant; dried it, cured it, and stuck it on the windowsill in a bottlecap with some dirt
...oh yea, next to a cell phone
-i repeat: a cell phone

what is that strain!?

that could b true or it culd b a crazy clone on 12/12 wen the plant was almost finished thats why i asked the op. i also add its sad im the only 1 who grew even a lil bit of a plant with a ipod and all you guys said it wuldnt work,
 

smok33

Member
Don't let Steve jobs find out what your doing with his precious product....he might try to...ooo...stab you in the face with a soldiering iron...lol :dunce:
cdrippper <:dunce: that may be true but ill just hit him with his creation then smoke sum buds that came from the plant that was started with his creation then force him 2 make a new product called iGrow and then make sure they dnt get mass produced. long story short thats a bit far fetched and were both wrong about what would happen if he found out
 

BCBuddy420

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:joint:...I would use iPhone or the HTC touch...their flashlights are giving an output of 65.000 lumens and with the best PAR possible for plants.

The absolute best light spectra u will get when using 2 x iPhone and 1 x HTC touch for bloom.

For veg i use 3 x SonyEricsson V600, the SonyEricsson w the coolwhite light, esecially made for cannabis cultivation.

If its too expensive for ya to buy 6 cellphones, id recomend u a normal HPS, I heard they supposed to be pretty good?!:joint:

//PCE
I honestly just laughed solid for at least 4 minutes when I read this, I'm still giggling HAHA good one man I personally prefer Itouchs for seedlings and clones but I myself really use technology... plasmascreen Tv's mounted hanging flat from the ceiling on chains for my flowering period~

i havent even gotten to page 4 yet of this thread here :lol:
 

BuddhaBud

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I honestly just laughed solid for at least 4 minutes when I read this, I'm still giggling HAHA good one man I personally prefer Itouchs for seedlings and clones but I myself really use technology... plasmascreen Tv's mounted hanging flat from the ceiling on chains for my flowering period~

i havent even gotten to page 4 yet of this thread here :lol:
-it keeps gettin funnier and funnier!

disclaimer: i say that acknowledging that PANGcake's comment takes the cake :)
:peace:
 

BCBuddy420

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The iPhone has a function where u can use a flashlight function, makes the screen totally white sending out crazy much light!

Ill show u a pic of my SonyEricsson V600 veg grow:
okay page 4 now and I'm laughing so hard my sides are aching!!! :lol: I honestly think I only do a page per day...
 

BCBuddy420

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okay, that was a funny thread. Nice work PANGcake you split my sides. Now, the ones who picked on the challenged fellow must really hang their heads in shame for a minute...nevermind that was just plain funny as all hell!!! pheww i gotta get outta this post now
 

ganjaluvr

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If you are serious, I am reporting you for being under 18, because if God would allow an adult to be this stupid, I am going to hell right now!
Ahmen bro.. I'm not gonna give you +rep or nothing.. I'll just tell you that I respect you for saying something intelligent. About time someone does.. :)

peace.
 

isthislegal

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa.........I was under the impression that the only stupid questions are the ones that you don't ask! Or do they just tell us that so we can ask something insanely stupid while they laugh at our expense?
 

BCBuddy420

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa.........I was under the impression that the only stupid questions are the ones that you don't ask! Or do they just tell us that so we can ask something insanely stupid while they laugh at our expense?
come on man... seriously an ipod touch for your grow light?? we coulda just said no though right? lol
 

jayme001

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He wants to use an ipod touch to grow a plant. So he won't have a £300 phone to use cos it will be switched on and used as a grow light so will have to buy another phone to use!!!! Where as a 240w cfl bulb and reflector is around £60. Err keep the phone in your pocket mate and buy a cfl.
 
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