Drug test, I'll be alright.

[Confidential Herb]

Last night I got a call from work, it's time to come in and drug test. The thing that is so unpleasing about the whole thing is that I had a fat J in my hand when I got the call, on with the story. So I was drinking water like a donkey last night, I'm hoping just to dilute my piss enough so that all that comes out is water, and i'm going to use the B vitamin tablet to turn my piss yellow aswell.

If someone could give me some suggestions, I would appreciate it. I'm planning on going and buying a little detox drink later, and perhaps downing a mouthful of vinegar. I'll do what I have to do.

 

[......]

lol your gonna fail unless its a real ghetto test.Just bring in someones piss in a pill bottle or condom and strap it to your leg.

 

[edsthreads]

You can get stuff called 'Rock Piss' or something like that that you can use instead of your urine sample to pass drugs test..
Can't find the link now but here's some info on other stuff:

http://best4drugtest.com/_choose_result.html?test=urine&type=any&tox=thc&level=any&weight=any&days=anyhttp://best4drugtest.com/_passthctest.html

 

[Confidential Herb]

Ok. I can get the piss, but doesn't it need to be warm?

 

[edsthreads]

Ok. I can get the piss, but doesn't it need to be warm?

Yeah 'take the piss' & put in a small container & keep in your pocket or buy one of those hand warmer devices & keep that in your pocket along with your piss.. I can't beleive I'm writing all this lol..

 

[562FireK]

Last night I got a call from work, it's time to come in and drug test. The thing that is so unpleasing about the whole thing is that I had a fat J in my hand when I got the call, on with the story. So I was drinking water like a donkey last night, I'm hoping just to dilute my piss enough so that all that comes out is water, and i'm going to use the B vitamin tablet to turn my piss yellow aswell.

If someone could give me some suggestions, I would appreciate it. I'm planning on going and buying a little detox drink later, and perhaps downing a mouthful of vinegar. I'll do what I have to do.

The vinegar method definitely works. I was tryin to get a job as an intern mechanic, smoked a day before the drug test. All I did was drink TONS of water the night before, and took a shot of vinegar an hour before the test. That is all.

 

[cdrippper2]

lol your gonna fail unless its a real ghetto test.Just bring in someones piss in a pill bottle or condom and strap it to your leg.

Condom full of clean piss is classic lol. Does work though for those who can pull it off. Keep that baby taped to your leg or something like that and it stays body temp too for the most part

 

[DTR]

me and my wife tried a few shots of vinagar got to the freeway and both started projectile vomiting and had to pull over then failed the test for a job anyways it was classic we laughed our asses off and will never forget that day probably failed since we puked it up but i had a friend that was on probation that smoked everyday and used vinagar and passed everytime or at least thats what he said good luck on your test and keeping it down if you use vinagar

 

[562FireK]

Did you drink water DTR? The point of it is that, the water dilutes your urine, and the vinegar adds acidity. You don't need to chug it. That was my mistake, my friend had told me to simply drink vinegar, so I thought I was supposed to drink it all. After about 7 gulps, I googled it, and discovered you just need to take one simple shot of it. Grrrr. Lol

 

[DTR]

yeah i was pounding water but was told three shots we just took a few big chugs right before we left about 5min later all hell broke loose lol but yeah he swore by it just might want to test your stomach before you have to do it

 

[......]

lol my friend tried vinegar and by doing that he found out he was very allergic to it and ended up in the hospital for a week.

And yea my probation piss test looks at the temp

 

[Xrtnfx]

How long does it take for you to naturally be clean for a piss test?

 

[mygirls]

welcome to the unemployment line..

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

a few years back i got asked by a work friend if i knew anyone that could get him clean piss. i nearly died laughing, then realised short of asking my parents i knew no one that could.