I need to pass a drug test,urinal...

[turkster]

Any ideas guys on passing a urinal? im taking it next week, on Mon or Wed. Its for a job..any sure bet solutions????

 

[Puffs]

Ehhh, If they don't watch you piss, you can have someone that you know doesnt do drugs piss in a condom and just bring it in with you. When I was young I used to sell my piss for 10$. =]

 

[SenorSanteria]

Now a days, the piss testers have thermometers. Someone elses piss wont work.

Your best bet is to flush flush flush. Drink as much water as you possibly can between now and then. The more you dilute any trace of thc, the less likely it is to be spotted.

 

[turkster]

yes to both,,,they dont watch & the cup has a thermometer...i like the first idea if i can keep the piss warm????

 

[Puffs]

What you mean? They test the pisses temp.? Just run the condom under hot water when you're in the bathroom and yea drink alot of water, GALLONS of it. I also heard cranberry juice helps.

 

[turkster]

cant run the water in the bathroom...bklyn,,im in bklyn...lol

 

[Puffs]

Lol, maybe I know you! ô_Ô
Uhmmm try to keep the piss warm some other way then. Are there any small heating pads? =P

 

[MagusALL]

just buy the fake piss online or in a head shop. ever heard of Utopia? cost like $50-60 and there is a two day flush also. water times ten and cranberry juice does help. fruit pectin aids within the last four to six hours. just mix some into some water or cranberry juice and chug it. keep pissing nonstop for two days. use the midstream piss for the test cup.

 

[mr j2]

next monday not this upcoming one right? you should excersize a lot and drink a lot of water. then stop excersizing two days before the test but continue drinking a lot of water. then drink a gallon of water a few hours before the test and pee a few times and then when you go to give the sample, take it from midstream piss (dont start peeing in the cup first bc that pee has the highest concentration of thc). oh yeah, and you can pick up some niacin from a grocery store or drug store. It will help in the detox process. You should take 5 a day, and then the night before you take your test, take 10-15 of them before you go to sleep.. youll want to do it in the night bc it will make you feel like you have bad sunburn. if you do all that.. youll be fine

 

[Puffs]

Don't they have things that pick up on that flush stuff

 

[chronicle]

its going to be nearly impossible to pass a piss test in 1 week if youre a habitual user, its sorta pointless to even try - i have loads of experience with this sort of thing and im really small with a fast metabolism and no fat. if $ isnt an option, go buy a contraption that magus spoke of, you can actually buy a little thing that fastens around your waist and keeps fake piss warm. my friend had one but i forgot the name of it, otherwise get QuickTabs or any other flushing device for $20 to $50. they work pretty well for crappy piss tests that dont get sent off to labs, just dont smoke for 24-48 hours and chug the most expensive detox your local headshop carries. i havent taken a piss test for years, but id bet the new ones have ways of determining whether you flushed or not - even if its a crappy cup test. i could be wrong, so id get the contraption that fits around your waist.

 

[EarthlyPassions]

Yup yup, I've passed two tests by flushing. I had smoked less than a week before, drank two cups of coffee in the morning, all the caffeine made me have to pee like crazy. I carried around a gallon jug of cranberry juice/water and peed at least twice before that actual test.
Did that twice, came up clean twice. If you don't like coffee go to the steroids store, GMC I think it's called, and ask the clerk for something that'll flush out your system. The pills taste terrible, but they make you use the restroom.

I might have just gotten lucky, but it's worth a shot, pee as many times as possible before the actual test.

 

[turkster]

guys,,thanks for your help,,but im not pissing in that cup,,i have been smoking for about 20 years now and im 36 now & smoke daily..im think if i go with a friend and he waits in the car downstairs or outside in the car, i could go in the medical office. say why im thier, fill out the paper work then when she ID me i say ooo i left it in the car,,go get it, have my friend piss in a bottle then put the bottel down my pants, go in the ofice with the ID, show here, then they take me in, i go in bathroom and use the warm urine?

 

[iblazethatkush]

guys,,thanks for your help,,but im not pissing in that cup,,i have been smoking for about 20 years now and im 36 now & smoke daily..im think if i go with a friend and he waits in the car downstairs or outside in the car, i could go in the medical office. say why im thier, fill out the paper work then when she ID me i say ooo i left it in the car,,go get it, have my friend piss in a bottle then put the bottel down my pants, go in the ofice with the ID, show here, then they take me in, i go in bathroom and use the warm urine?

That's a great idea...It will definitely work. Have him piss in a condom. Easier to conceal.

 

[SeNsI420StaR]

the stuff at gmc is for people taht dont smoke a lot to i know a lot of habitual smokers that used taht and still failed plus the drinks taste like shit man

 

[turkster]

I AM NOT PISSING INTHE CUP!!!!!other solustions...the 1 i have is the best so far,,damm this job pays 80K...I have to pass this test!!!!!!!

 

[iblazethatkush]

the stuff at gmc is for people taht dont smoke a lot to i know a lot of habitual smokers that used taht and still failed plus the drinks taste like shit man

All of that shit is bullshit. If you want to go the dilution route drink a shitload of gatorade. Trust me, I've been on probation for the last two years. I wasted a lot of money on that B.S. until I wised up.

 

[moon47usaco]

Most jobs dont use high tech testing... you should be fine with any regular flush drink from head shops... Unless you are applying for a high government job or something that might make them spend $$$ on heavy testing techniques... You should be fine...

Good luck...

 

[iblazethatkush]

Most jobs dont use high tech testing... you should be fine with any regular flush drink from head shops... Unless you are applying for a high government job or something that might make them spend $$$ on heavy testing techniques... You should be fine...

Good luck...

That stuff is bullshit It's the same as drinking a shit load of water.

 

[EarthlyPassions]

guys,,thanks for your help,,but im not pissing in that cup,,i have been smoking for about 20 years now and im 36 now & smoke daily..im think if i go with a friend and he waits in the car downstairs or outside in the car, i could go in the medical office. say why im thier, fill out the paper work then when she ID me i say ooo i left it in the car,,go get it, have my friend piss in a bottle then put the bottel down my pants, go in the ofice with the ID, show here, then they take me in, i go in bathroom and use the warm urine?

Sounds solid, just put it in something easier to conceal, they're unlikely to let you go in to the bathroom/pee area with a waterbottle.