My VERY FIRST GROW. PICS!! Comments PLEASE.

nattyhead357

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On a side-er note - I'm quitting cigarettes. I should probably steer clear of newbie central threads. . . . . .
That sounds like a good idea...lol
newbie threads get me agitated even, and im a noob! lol
 

mkmkli49

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Dude, shut your fucking cockholster. If something looks like crap to you, thats like saying a caveman thinks a hubble telescope picture looks "crap". He doesn't have any ground to stand on BECAUSE HE HAS NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT HES LOOKING AT! God I fucking hate newbie ass bullshit! Joined june 2010, congratu-fucking-lations, you've been a member here an absolute maximum of 7 days. I got news, you aren't a weed baron genius.

On a side note, your plants are starting to burn Mk. Back off on those nutes, I'd water 2 times plain before adding nutes again.

On a side-er note - I'm quitting cigarettes. I should probably steer clear of newbie central threads. . . . . .
ha ha ha shut your fucking cockholster??? ha ha ha classic. I love it!! Thanks for the back up Grizz. I checked this dude out he's just been running around giving bad advice andn asking questions about that avatar pic that he probably got by googling "WEED" lol
I'm all for quitting cigarettes man!!! Good luck with that! The way I see it smoking weed does enough for me cigarettes don't really do anything, just smoke more weed, lol

About the nute burn that's what I thought it was. I gave them plain water last watering. So I'll make sure to give water again. Thanks man. So by the time they'll be ready for nutes again it'll be flowering time. Think I should start em on bloom fert or like stay with veg fert and work the bloom fert in there?
 

mkmkli49

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That sounds like a good idea...lol
newbie threads get me agitated even, and im a noob! lol

ha ha ha RIGHT!?!?! lol They should have 2 seperate catagories : Noobs and complete fucking retards. Yeah we never grew before which makes us noobs but jesus christ it's like some of these people were living under a rock for 70 yrs and then just up and decided to grow weed one day with out any knowledge of marijuana, growing plants, or how to fucking type!!! What the hell is with people writing sentenences like: Yo mi fren wuz telin me ta plizzant my sizzeeds in bleach ta germinniminate dem so we did. BTW yur plants look lyke shizzit you needsta c mi dope azz grow nigga!!
ha ha ha I hate people, lol
 

mkmkli49

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I still like the Jack Widow idea, we'll see what he plans to do but we would like to grow at least one Jack Herer here.
yeah man i hear that. Cool thing is we can come up with so many awesome strains together. Jack Widow, maybe some Iced Jack, or some JackFruit! mmm
 
hmmm... mk has gorgeous plants for his conditions. Of course the sun is better than any light. However, some of us can't use the sun for legal purposes.
i got the same problem with the legal shit you just gotta hide them good. i had indoor grow but got busted the dirty piggys dident find the outdoor grow tho lol. i wasnt hatting just telling the truth i now it sounds a bit stupid but i was high when i type it in and couldnt be botherd going into detail.next time i try not get high before i type
 

nattyhead357

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yeah man i hear that. Cool thing is we can come up with so many awesome strains together. Jack Widow, maybe some Iced Jack, or some JackFruit! mmm

I told you guys my ultimate plan... to come up with a bomb ass strain and only grow them "sizzeeds" lol
 

nattyhead357

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ha ha ha I hate people, lol
Dude! I say this like 4000000 times a day!

People annoy the shit out of me. hence why I have me, my girlfriend, and my roommate as friends... other than that I have no really close friends. I would say its sad, but it's by choice... I can't stand ignorant, cocky, grimey, stubborn people and there are so damn many of them.
 
ha ha ha shut your fucking cockholster??? ha ha ha classic. I love it!! Thanks for the back up Grizz. I checked this dude out he's just been running around giving bad advice andn asking questions about that avatar pic that he probably got by googling "WEED" lol
I'm all for quitting cigarettes man!!! Good luck with that! The way I see it smoking weed does enough for me cigarettes don't really do anything, just smoke more weed, lol

About the nute burn that's what I thought it was. I gave them plain water last watering. So I'll make sure to give water again. Thanks man. So by the time they'll be ready for nutes again it'll be flowering time. Think I should start em on bloom fert or like stay with veg fert and work the bloom fert in there?
yes im new to this site but im am not new two growing. and that plant in my display is mine i asked what people think cause i cross bred it myself its a low ryder crossed with white widow . my name for it is white ryder im still learning how to use this site when i learn to make a page like this i will post the full grow from seed . i promise it will put your plant to shame. i see you have nothing bad to say about it. if i thought your plants looked good i would say but they dont
 

GrizzlyAdams

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I'm just going to type my usual PM here. I'm sick of trying to remember how to type your screenname mkmkli49, I'm calling you micky from now on.

Micky,
I started to jump all over this question "Think I should start em on bloom fert or like stay with veg fert and work the bloom fert in there?" Given we've talked about what ferts do what for the plant, but flowering is a new territory so its fair to ask.

The stretching of your plant is going to occur more rapidly at the beginning of flower, it will continue throughout but at a slower rate.

Nitrogen: Processed by the plant with blue/white light spectrum - 6500K. Used to build plant proteins that make up the structure of everything green.
Phosphorous: Processed most efficiently by utilizing red/orange spectrum - 2700K. Used to create chemical energy which the plant utilizes to create THC and resins. Remember the plant does require small amounts of phosphorous when building proteins but its minimal.

Given your plant will be getting taller and producing bud leaves, it will need more nitrogen at the beginning of flower since it is creating more plant matter. Since you are using multiple bulbs you have the luxury of leaving in a white bulb or two for the first while to help that process. Unless you're creating your own blend, most flowering nutes of course have nitrogen and you won't need to supplement that.

I usually feed 75% veg, 25% flower when I change over photoperiods, feed 50/50 the next fertilizing, then feed straight flower from then on out. Regardless of what I do, hopefully you've got the information now to make fert decisions between veg and flower from here on in.
 

GrizzlyAdams

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yes im new to this site but im am not new two growing. and that plant in my display is mine i asked what people think cause i cross bred it myself its a low ryder crossed with white widow . my name for it is white ryder im still learning how to use this site when i learn to make a page like this i will post the full grow from seed . i promise it will put your plant to shame. i see you have nothing bad to say about it. if i thought your plants looked good i would say but they dont
That spindly stretched piece of shit? You're this proud of those 5th grade training bra buds? Cross bred? More like you can't sex a plant and pollinated by accident. It looks like a mediocre first grow. My first grow I got over a quarter pound off my single plant, but I still didn't tout it as a symbol of my mastery over the universe. Maybe you're not new to growing, but I'm going to guess the experience to which you're referring is planting one of those styrofoam cup marigolds in kindergarten. I have no time or tolerance with noobs such as yourself because ALL of you claim rich and lengthly growing experience. I've seen the advice you leave on people's threads, its vague, stinks of reading or is just flat out wrong. Its not difficult to tell between someone repeating a FAQ thread, and a grower speaking from experience - Anyone with half a brain can tell the difference within a few weeks of joining. Quit lying you nub and apologize to everyone for the poser comments, nobody is buying your awesome sauce. Why? Because its not awesome dude. . . its just not awesome at all.

*Edit* I just checked my rollitup, If you think I'm the only person that doesn't show you the respect your deranged brain feels it deserves, I've already been given +6 rep bumps for calling you out in the first place.
 
Dude, shut your fucking cockholster. If something looks like crap to you, thats like saying a caveman thinks a hubble telescope picture looks "crap". He doesn't have any ground to stand on BECAUSE HE HAS NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT HES LOOKING AT! God I fucking hate newbie ass bullshit! Joined june 2010, congratu-fucking-lations, you've been a member here an absolute maximum of 7 days. I got news, you aren't a weed baron genius.

On a side note, your plants are starting to burn Mk. Back off on those nutes, I'd water 2 times plain before adding nutes again.

On a side-er note - I'm quitting cigarettes. I should probably steer clear of newbie central threads. . . . . .
but i do now what im looking at a plant growing under house hold light bulbs wtf is the point in growing if you gona waste time doing it wrong
 

GrizzlyAdams

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but i do now what im looking at a plant growing under house hold light bulbs wtf is the point in growing if you gona waste time doing it wrong
Wow, know how those crazy people throwing their own shit are so insane they don't realize they're crazy? I don't think you understand your own mental limitations following the same analogy.

Allow me to quote the words of the great Al B Fuct in his thread "how not to grow dope". This is my mental picture of Mr. Sticky Thumb, great and powerful creator of the new strain know as (cue music) "WHIIIIIIIITE RYYYYYYYDEEEERRRRR". /palmface. This one is for you buddy.

1. Decide while stoned to become a weed baron
2.Plant leftover bagseeds and go looking for lights
3. Try to steal neighbor's floodlights, burn fingers, go to plan B after healing up
4. Buy incandescent halogen lights at OfficeJerks cos they look real bright and one blacklight over at the head shop cos it's purpleyness is cool as fuck and makes the Jimi Hendrix velvet poster glow something wicked
5. 4 out of 72 seeds sprout, fuckin ace!
6. All 4 get stretchy, fall over and die
7. Put the black light a little closer to cheer it up
8. Smoked the dried out seedling, gave me a headache, so I planted some more bagseeds
9. Dug out Uncle Bob's marijuana grow book from 1972, marveled at nail-thru-stem technique for improving potency
10. 9 out of 147 sprout, fuckin ace!
11. Put a pound of nails in salty water to get em good and rusty
12. All 9 get stretchy, fall over and die
13. I figured they wasn't getting enough light, so I stole granny's big ole heat lamp and a couple of headlights from some passing cars (damn they're hard to grab at stoplights)
14. Planted more seeds, put more bullshit and a couple of dead fish in soil mix this time (hey it worked for the Indians and the Pilgrims)
15. Neighbours complained about the shitty fish smell, I told them to rack off, so they called the cops, who confiscated all the 'evidence.'
16. Saw story on Fox News about wicked intarwebs sites about marijuana growing warping kids brains, figured I wasn't warped enough
17. Found pot growing website, figured I'd do a big favor for all those newbie idiots who'd never planted a seed and show em how to do it
18. Typed Uncle Bob's entire 1972 Yippie Underground growbook into the pot growing website, waited for praises to flow in
19. No one said nothing, so I typed it in again IN ALL CAPS SO THEY COULD READ IT BETTER
20. Decided I'd hang around and learn something, there's this guy who says his friend's uncle's brother in law once knew a guy who grew like POUNDAGE in an old refrigerator
21. Stole a refrigerator and put all my halogen lights in it along with a 5000 watt security light I found on top of a football stadium
22. Planted 693 more seeds in old coconut shells and put a half a box of Miracle Gro granules on each one
23. One sprouted and it screamed at me to kill it before it had to spend another second in that damn fridge
24. Gave up tryin to be a weed baron
25. Got stoned again decided to put the Arabs out of biz with a car the will run on leftover Mountain Dew
26. Broke into a vending machine and stole 900 cans of Mountain Dew
and so on...
 
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That spindly stretched piece of shit? You're this proud of those 5th grade training bra buds? Cross bred? More like you can't sex a plant and pollinated by accident. It looks like a mediocre first grow. My first grow I got over a quarter pound off my single plant, but I still didn't tout it as a symbol of my mastery over the universe. Maybe you're not new to growing, but I'm going to guess the experience to which you're referring is planting one of those styrofoam cup marigolds in kindergarten. I have no time or tolerance with noobs such as yourself because ALL of you claim rich and lengthly growing experience. I've seen the advice you leave on people's threads, its vague, stinks of reading or is just flat out wrong. Its not difficult to tell between someone repeating a FAQ thread, and a grower speaking from experience - Anyone with half a brain can tell the difference within a few weeks of joining. Quit lying you nub and apologize to everyone for the poser comments, nobody is buying your awesome sauce. Why? Because its not awesome dude. . . its just not awesome at all.
i didnt understand half of what you said but ive never read a grow book and that plant is an experment i like to cross differnt strains. so next time you open your fat mouth rember not every1 reads books they learn from people who been blazing a long time ive been in dutch coffee shops and they love my home grow strains so umm fuck youuuuuu lol
*Edit* I just checked my rollitup, If you think I'm the only person that doesn't show you the respect your deranged brain feels it deserves, I've already been given +6 rep bumps for calling you out in the first place.
 

mkmkli49

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Dude! I say this like 4000000 times a day!

People annoy the shit out of me. hence why I have me, my girlfriend, and my roommate as friends... other than that I have no really close friends. I would say its sad, but it's by choice... I can't stand ignorant, cocky, grimey, stubborn people and there are so damn many of them.
ha ha dude I say this shit all day too, lol. See that's why we get along so well. lol. I got me my GF my bro and his GF and then a bunch of acquaintences. It's really hard for me to consider someone my FRIEND. I gotta be able to stand being around them for more than an hour at a time. ha ha
 

GrizzlyAdams

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Man, I just had something more scathing typed up but if he understands this shit one day he'll probably hang himself to further human evolution. Never mind reproduction, his presence weakens peoples genetics. There I go again, I just deleted a bunch of that crap!!

JAAAAANE! GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING!!
 

mkmkli49

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I'm just going to type my usual PM here. I'm sick of trying to remember how to type your screenname mkmkli49, I'm calling you micky from now on.

Micky,
I started to jump all over this question "Think I should start em on bloom fert or like stay with veg fert and work the bloom fert in there?" Given we've talked about what ferts do what for the plant, but flowering is a new territory so its fair to ask.

The stretching of your plant is going to occur more rapidly at the beginning of flower, it will continue throughout but at a slower rate.

Nitrogen: Processed by the plant with blue/white light spectrum - 6500K. Used to build plant proteins that make up the structure of everything green.
Phosphorous: Processed most efficiently by utilizing red/orange spectrum - 2700K. Used to create chemical energy which the plant utilizes to create THC and resins. Remember the plant does require small amounts of phosphorous when building proteins but its minimal.

Given your plant will be getting taller and producing bud leaves, it will need more nitrogen at the beginning of flower since it is creating more plant matter. Since you are using multiple bulbs you have the luxury of leaving in a white bulb or two for the first while to help that process. Unless you're creating your own blend, most flowering nutes of course have nitrogen and you won't need to supplement that.

I usually feed 75% veg, 25% flower when I change over photoperiods, feed 50/50 the next fertilizing, then feed straight flower from then on out. Regardless of what I do, hopefully you've got the information now to make fert decisions between veg and flower from here on in.
I do thanks man. That's kinda what I was planning on doing but you know I wanted to make sure cause I didn't wanna give 'em too much of the wrong fert at the wrong times.
Got it down pat now though brother. Thanks.

Oh an Mickey works perfectly fine actually!!
 
ive never read a grow book that plant is the worst plant out of 20 seeds i planted which the other 19 are growing how they should . and that plant had to be trimmed thats why its looks streched and that pic is like a month old if u seen it now im sure u would delete what you just said cause sound like a dumb yank that lives by what he read in a book
 
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