I need to pass a drug test,urinal...

[mastakoosh]

yes to both,,,they dont watch & the cup has a thermometer...i like the first idea if i can keep the piss warm????

if you can find a urinator from a friend or order one quick. keeps the piss exactly body temp and it comes with synthetic urine. i have passed 5 piss tests with one but it is a little pricey.

 

[turkster]

for the 80k a year it pays , im sure it will be worth it,,im going to stick to my method,,it worked for me this one time i did it about 8 years ago, so im sticking to it..just hope the plan goes the same way it did last time with the same results i hope..PASSED!!!im just scared of shit,,anything could go wrong...it shouldnt but ,,lets see...

 

[iblazethatkush]

WATER doesnt clean out ur system.. when people drink alot of water they just piss out alot of water

NO shit. The point is to dilute it pass a detectable amount. I've been on probation for two years. If that didn't work I would be in jail right now. Damn, I hate ppl that state their opinions as fact on here and then get gullible ppl to believe them.

 

[turkster]

i got my plan in place,,im taking the urinal onWed. 12/26/07,,i will keep you guys posted..Thanks for all your advice,,wish me luck, 80k a year depends on it...

 

[apasunee]

i ACTUALLY DID THIS TEST ON THE LOCAL NEWS,,, THEY ( THE CAMERAMAN) SMOKED SOME OF HIS STUFF WITH ME,, THEN WE WENT TO THE HEAD SHOP AND BOUGHT THE BEST STUFF THEY HAD FOR BOTH HAIR AND URINE TESTING,, WELL,,,, I PARTIED A LITTLE HARD THE WEEKEND BEFORE, SO, WHEN I TOOK THE URINE TEST, I WAS POSSITIVE FOR MUSHROOMS, COCAINE, CRYSTAL, AND A SPLASH OF HEROIN, WITH JUST A HINT OF OXYCONTIN FOR SUBSTANCE,,, SO ANYWAY TO MAKE A LONG STORY LONGER, I ALSO TESTED POSS. FOR WEED,, WHEN THAT WAS THE ONLY THING THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE GOING TO TEST FOR,,,, HAIR TEST FAILED TOO......BOGUS..........

 

[EarthlyPassions]

Good Luck!

 

[soccerdad420]

Hi I passed a piss test with dillution, and new fat intake. The body pisses out new fat before stored fat, so chomp down a bunch of cheese burgers a couple of hours before testing along with cranbery flushing (pectin) and all will be good.

 

[teddy24]

ive only taken 1 drug test and it was for my parents.
i was high the day before i did it too.
all you have to do is bring a bottle of purell [SIZE=-1]Hand Sanitizer with you. you put drops of purell in to the piss cup. put enough so it covers the bottle but not way too much. you can spread it around with your finger. once you have the purell in the cup you pee and BOOM you pass.
make sure you drink enough water, it helps if the piss is clear cause then you cnat notice any purell.

all my buddies use the trick and it works. it worked for me too


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[turkster]

WOOOOTTTT,,,the plan work,,YESSSS ,,so far so good,,i was able to fool the lady at the medicel office,,my friends urine is good hes CLEAN,,80k hear i come...LOL

 

[NO GROW]

WOOOOTTTT,,,the plan work,,YESSSS ,,so far so good,,i was able to fool the lady at the medicel office,,my friends urine is good hes CLEAN,,80k hear i come...LOL

LMAO, congrats and good luck with the job..........................

 

[turkster]

Ya Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............Thanks to All....

 

[Thcbomb]

go to a head shop and spend 50 bucks and buy a flush drink they come in grape cherry, etc... they garantee that it works, or your money back, you drink it 2 hours before your test and boom you pass almost any head shop carries them.

 

[jimbo123]

Why was this forum brought back up?

 

[Kaya08]

Why was this forum brought back up?

had some usable info... not to mention a good link to a plastic penis

 

[rizlaroller]

Plenty of water and antioxidants. Purchase vitamins derived from root (not stem or leaf) of the following: chamomille, red clover, burdock root, goldenseal and alfalfa. Take daily w/ lots and lots of water. Good luck