Garden Knowm's POON thread

upinchronic1

Well-Known Member
What i, as a lesbian memeber of this forum wants to know, from you, GK, is how you make her shout oOOO!!! out of pure pleasure. An orgasm of course.I have tried licking with my girl, but what i know i need to find is that damn G spot? found it a couple times but its fucking tough to stay in the same spot. i heard you were suppost to be able to feel a bulge or something where the spot is? And which is more pleasureable?G spot or clit? You got any pointers?
 

moon47usaco

Well-Known Member
I'm not a scientist LoL but that's my theory. I get wood everytime I need to take a massive piss.
iblaze hit it on the head so to speak... morning wood is the bodies natural reaction to help the body not release liquid while sleeping... Sorry im explaining this poorly... Heres the skinny...

When you get an erection the little muscle the controls the urinal tract closes up tight to keep from leaking urine during intercourse... You body knows this and produces an erection during the night to help control the bladder while you are sleeping... Its an involuntary action... Like breathing... You have the override switch but unless you are thinking about it it does it on its own...

The kicker is that you wake up having to take a wikid pizz and no matter how hard you try you will always miss the toilet with that thing sticking up in the air like that... =]

LOL... Morning wood... =]
 

moon47usaco

Well-Known Member
What i, as a lesbian memeber of this forum wants to know, from you, GK, is how you make her shout oOOO!!! out of pure pleasure. An orgasm of course.I have tried licking with my girl, but what i know i need to find is that damn G spot? found it a couple times but its fucking tough to stay in the same spot. i heard you were suppost to be able to feel a bulge or something where the spot is? And which is more pleasureable?G spot or clit? You got any pointers?
I read somewhere on the internet if you time pressure right on the g spot you can keep her in a perpetual state of ALMOST THERE... Pressing on the g spot just before the orgasm will bring her out of it just a little... Im going to stop thinking about this now... ROFL... =]
 

Steve

Well-Known Member
morning wood happens because your body is basically testing/keeping everything in working order 's a wang workout basically. Although I'm sure some have been caused by unfinished dreams ;)
 

moon47usaco

Well-Known Member
morning wood happens because your body is basically testing/keeping everything in working order 's a wang workout basically. Although I'm sure some have been caused by unfinished dreams ;)
LOL... Sure... I lift weight with my boy all the time... I tie little weights on it at night so it gerts stronger while i sleep...

Wang workout... Where do you ppl come up with this stuff... Lol... =]
 

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
Why do men wake up with what you call "morning wood"?
Why is it that men like to have more than one partner?

Dearest PIZ...

here are some reasons that should settle your mind. these answers are correct and yet not the truth.

Morning Wood
1. During the night the male body produces all of its testosterone. This cause the WOOD... As men get very tired, they often get spontaneous erections.
2. The penis also gets hard to stop URINE FLOW while the body is sleeping
3. Believe it or not.. for most young men 8-12 hours can be a long time to go without ejaculation.


I will answer your other question as soon as i am done servicing one of my beloved harem.

iloveyou
 

fdd2blk

Well-Known Member
Dearest PIZ...

here are some reasons that should settle your mind. these answers are correct and yet not the truth.

Morning Wood
1. During the night the male body produces all of its testosterone. This cause the WOOD... As men get very tired, they often get spontaneous erections.
2. The penis also gets hard to stop URINE FLOW while the body is sleeping
3. Believe it or not.. for most young men 8-12 hours can be a long time to go without ejaculation.


I will answer your other question as soon as i am done servicing one of my beloved harem.

iloveyou

what happened? did he wake with morning wood? ha ha:mrgreen:
 

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
Gentleman, I appreciate your help and your wisdom and your insite and your continued generosity and candor regarding the issues at HAND

BUT please, stay the fook off this thread.. this is a thread for woman (and me)

Do you try an answer Ann Landers letters for her? NO, NO you don't...

so keep the fook off this thread, unless you have a poon.

iloveyou
 

oneyearorange

New Member
I always thought I had morning wood because I have to piss so fucking bad when I wake up. Oh and the multiple partner thing is because you gotta have your freak on the side. The good girls are the one's you date but then you need the side piece that does those things your woman wont. Plus a mistress is good to have because you don't fight with them like you do your gf.
 

oneyearorange

New Member
Gentleman, I appreciate your help and your wisdom and your insite and your continued generosity and candor regarding the issues at HAND

BUT please, stay the fook off this thread.. this is a thread for woman (and me)

Do you try an answer Ann Landers letters for her? NO, NO you don't...

so keep the fook off this thread, unless you have a poon.

iloveyou
Sorry didn't realize this until I had already posted.
 

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
More than ONE partner... is normal... just like being barefoot is normal...

People PUT on shoes and then defend their ignorance... they say..

the ground is to rough
I will get injured and step on a NEEDLE with AIDS
the ground is dirty
it's to cold
it's to hot

and yet nobody KNOWS.. cause they have had their feet covered up since birth..

The truth would NOT surprise you...

SHOES are the origin of most back pain...

The muscles in the foot are a significant component for BACK STABILITY, balance and agility...

The foot that is barefoot builds a smooth thick sole that can withstand the hottest asphalt, fire and tacks.. it takes about 3 months to build such a sole.

iloveyou
 

jsbfootball

Well-Known Member
ya speaking of the foot.....the shoe was a discovery that caused men to change the way they walk...it went from a ball of the foot to heal to go to a heal to ball of foot walk....rresearch it if you dont believe it....it was called the fox walk or fox something
 

kayasgarden

Well-Known Member
well i am a woman and i love having more than one partner, so pizip some of us ladies are just as sown right nast as men!!!! I cant help but love woman but i married and love a man so he gives me the best of both
 

kayasgarden

Well-Known Member
yea and if i wasnt in vermont i would be barefoot all the time, i work outside from april till september without shoes, but why is that here
 
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