After eating a pound of marijuana you would probably die or suffer greatly from dehydration or anything else your body won't get for that week you would be sleeping for. Unless you get hospitalized soon enough.
Just as well you could pop sleeping pills with a good cup of vodka.
Or get someone to hammer your head with a baseball bat until you pass out real good.
I made cookies with like 6 0zs of northern lights trim and ate half of them in a couple of hours just to see what would happen. Let's just say I'm never doing that again. My body felt like it was spinning at 4 different spots and in different directions for 8 sloooooooooooooow hours then I went to sleep. I was out of it for like 3 days after that. It took me an hour to realize that I wasn't playing xbox when I was watching dark knight.
I actually saved that post for future reference.
I'm a lightweight smoker and I totally know what your saying. I couldn't describe it better.
I bought a gram of Super Skunk in Hamster-damn and figured "what the hell, if the clerk gave me a king-size paper why not use it all?!" so I've rolled 0.5g of pretty darn potent (even when I have pretty nice stuff around these days to compare it to) shit and puffed it in 3 minutes.
Again, I'm a lightweight smoker.
I was barely able to walk that 500 meters to the hotel and puked like hell for a few hours from the motion sickness I got.
Woke up the next noon still high as crap.
Since then I realized that my dose of high grade pot is a maximum of 0.2g. And thats after some time of tolerance building.