Probation Officer - Question

[Alarm Clock]

I failed a juvie probation whiz quiz, and only got 6 weeks of a retarded drug class.

I got caught with a home made apparatus (big non-hypo syringes, aquarium tubing and connectors, duct tape, and someone else's piss), and only got a verbal warning. He said,"What are you doing?" I said, "I'm trying to whip this out." Then I was fucked, "I need to see it." Boy, was my face red!

He got my real piss and asked if it was clean, so I told him the truth, "No, you could probably smoke it." Again, not on for a drug charge though.

I quit smoking after getting caught each time though. I'm such a tool.

 

[blazintider]

haha. hash made thhis post 10x funnier. I had a wizinator while i was on a performance scholarship at my University. worked every time (its always good to keep one god fearing jesus freak around to give you clean piss)

 

[d.s.m.]

Please tell me what you guys think.

I think you're dumb as a motherfucking stump and deserve whatever you time you get.

 

[blazin256]

I think you're dumb as a motherfucking stump and deserve whatever you time you get.

lmao...hell yea

 

[......]

It sucks but if this is your first violation he probably wont lock you up.He'll probably put your ass in rehab lol.

 

[wyteberrywidow]

It sucks but if this is your first violation he probably wont lock you up.He'll probably put your ass in rehab lol.

Thats exactly what will happen if its the first violation for marijuana use.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

im so glad we dont have this probabtion BS in the UK. you might have cali but we can smoke all day on a tag

 

[......]

im so glad we dont have this probabtion BS in the UK. you might have cali but we can smoke all day on a tag

Damn you guys are lucky.
Probation is horrible and almost impossible for me not to violate.Talking to a felon or someone on probation could get me locked up for a year or 2.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

dude you need to get medical pronto

 

[BakedinBC]

I failed a juvie probation whiz quiz, and only got 6 weeks of a retarded drug class.

I got caught with a home made apparatus (big non-hypo syringes, aquarium tubing and connectors, duct tape, and someone else's piss), and only got a verbal warning. He said,"What are you doing?" I said, "I'm trying to whip this out." Then I was fucked, "I need to see it." Boy, was my face red!

He got my real piss and asked if it was clean, so I told him the truth, "No, you could probably smoke it." Again, not on for a drug charge though.

I quit smoking after getting caught each time though. I'm such a tool.

HAHAHAHAH +rep cos that made me laugh hahahaah

 

[jordan293]

Thats exactly what will happen if its the first violation for marijuana use.

Ya the first day I sa my probation officer he tested me an I failed miserably, but he put my in outpatient treatment right away but I still smoked and didn't get caught after that I just bought detox tea at walmart

 

[darkdestruction420]

he is in LA ... what kind of person gets arrested for possession in LA ;x

He said wisconsin actually, and he;ll probally spend the next 48-72 hrs in jail and have to go to classes. I found out alternative to revocation does not mean they will not take you in on a probation hold, it just means you get 2 more chances before they revoke your probation.