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ganja girl
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CATHOLIC SHAMPOO
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by
the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cold
beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"
The second nun answered, "Indeed it would sister, but I would not
feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain it would cause a scene
at the checkout."
"I can handle that without a problem." she replied as she picked up
a six-pack and headed for the checkout.
"The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns
arrived with a six-pack of beer. One of the nuns explained "We use beer
for washing our hair, a shampoo of sort, if you will."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter,
pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag
with the beer. He looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and
said, "The curlers are on the house."
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by
the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cold
beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"
The second nun answered, "Indeed it would sister, but I would not
feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain it would cause a scene
at the checkout."
"I can handle that without a problem." she replied as she picked up
a six-pack and headed for the checkout.
"The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns
arrived with a six-pack of beer. One of the nuns explained "We use beer
for washing our hair, a shampoo of sort, if you will."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter,
pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag
with the beer. He looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and
said, "The curlers are on the house."
bestbuds09
Well-Known Member
we definitely need more people like these two (cool laid back people) now a days it seems like some people have a huge dildo up their ass or want a huge dildo up their ass......
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bestbuds09
Well-Known Member
I have no idea whatsw going on here.
i think this was a joke but i cant remember on what show, i think it was from madtv, or chris rock or dave chapell i really cant remember (irony) but i remember watching this and lmao
oh yeah louis541 that dragon ball z pic are good and so true... im a fan of DBZ
i think this was a joke but i cant remember on what show, i think it was from madtv, or chris rock or dave chapell i really cant remember (irony) but i remember watching this and lmao
oh yeah louis541 that dragon ball z pic are good and so true... im a fan of DBZ
DST
Well-Known Member
Louis541
Well-Known Member
I think someone said it was from the chris rock show.
Where's goten at? He'd like that one.
Anyone remember watchin pokemon? That show was cool as hell when I was 12.
http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/5-year-old-plays-toxicity-on-the-drums.html
Where's goten at? He'd like that one.
Anyone remember watchin pokemon? That show was cool as hell when I was 12.
http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/5-year-old-plays-toxicity-on-the-drums.html
Dirty Harry
Well-Known Member
I had to think about it a sec...but I got it.
I guess I'm one of the bad persons because I LMFAO.
Johnney Herbz
Active Member
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH me to! ahhahahaahahahahahahahahahah im sorry but that sucks but still LOL!
Shit, worse yet, I've been to Port au Prince & from my experience the bitch (Haiti) is on her knees & the Port is her (Haiti) Asshole.
Its a shithole country, you can truly appreciate the US after being there.
Magnificient
Well-Known Member
I made it thru 5 pages. That's all the laughing I can do for today. At this rate I'll be 185 years old when I finish this string. Damn it all.
ganja girl
New Member
See also the comments of flight attendants and crew listed below.
Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg .
Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety
lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real
examples that have been heard or reported:
On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where
you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a
flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out
furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"
---o0o---
On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot
said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be
turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance
the appearance of your flight attendants."
----o0o---
On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your
belongings.. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's
something we'd like to have."
----o0o---
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out
of this airplane."
---o0o---
"Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business
as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
---o0o---
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport , a lone
voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
---o0o---
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo , a
flight attendant on a flight announced, "Please take care when opening
the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as
hell everything has shifted."
---o0o---
>From a Kulula employee: " Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth .
To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and
pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't
know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public
unsupervised."
---o0o---
"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend
from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your
face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask
before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one
small child, pick your favourite."
---o0o---
Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but
we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember,
nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines."
----o0o---
"Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an
emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our
compliments."
---o0o---
"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings.
Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight
attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.."
---o0o---
And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Kulula Airlines is
pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in
the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
---o0o---
Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town : The
flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump
and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the
airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight
attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."
---o0o---
Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town , on a particularly windy and
bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight
it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies
and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats
with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our
airplane to the gate!"
---o0o---
Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:
"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to
the terminal."
---o0o---
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered
his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which
required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers
exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline. He said
that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the
passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.
Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking
with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"
"Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said,
"Did we land, or were we shot down?"
---o0o---
After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg , the attendant came on
with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain
Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt
against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning
bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way
through the wreckage to the terminal.."
---o0o---
Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank
you folks for flying with us today.. And, the next time you get the
insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal
tube, we hope you'll think of Kulula Airways."
---o0o---
Heard on a Kulula flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke,
the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light
'em, you can smoke 'em."
---o0o---
A plane was taking off from Durban Airport . After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the
intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from Durban to Cape Town , The
weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and
uneventful flight.. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOODNESS!" Silence
followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom
and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier.
While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a
cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A
passenger then yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of
mine!"
mygirls
Medical Marijuana (MOD)
ok so i waz watching the movie TOMMY BOT with CRIC FARLY and the pool seen were the fine ass blond is undressing out of her swim sute. well have any of you ever noticed her panties.. LOOK AT THE CROCH... not sure if its funny or GROSE..
maybe a little of both.. what is that shit or discharge.. either way YUKY POO POO
maybe a little of both.. what is that shit or discharge.. either way YUKY POO POO
