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mygirls

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THIS WAZ PRETTY FUNNY....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IF THIS WAZ A CONTEST I THINK I WOULD WIN..

im hoping i don't get in trouble for this. im thinking if she waz fine i would be but you never know on here.. i just thought it waz funny as hell when my wife came across this pic..​
 
ganja girl

ganja girl

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FOX NEWS BOWS TO THE PRESSURE:

Fox is already cowering down in response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network.



FOX announced today, that they will now air " America's Most Wanted" and "Cops' twice a week..

You can laugh..........it's funny.
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brickedup417

brickedup417

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ganja girl said:
FOX NEWS BOWS TO THE PRESSURE:

Fox is already cowering down in response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network.



FOX announced today, that they will now air " America's Most Wanted" and "Cops' twice a week..

You can laugh..........it's funny.
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thats awsome:)
 
ganja girl

ganja girl

New Member
Book Report-Too funny!!!
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton .





One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool teacher gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.

Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :..... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :...... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
 
casper23

casper23

Active Member
a dog named chico said:
SICK!! I will be there opening night for that
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ok so i did some digging on this to see when the launch date would be..... i found out that this is NOT A MOVIE! its the opening cut scene from the new mortal kombat video game! i am still super stoked that a full 10 min cut scene such as this is the opening for the new game!
 
ganja girl

ganja girl

New Member
A Greek and Italian were arguing about what their cultures had brought to the world. The Greek says, "We gave the world the Parthenon."

The Italian replies, "We gave the world the Coliseum."

The Greek then says, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "And we built the Holy Roman Empire."

The Greek with finality he says, "We Greeks invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "Yes, but we introduced it to women."
 
ganja girl

ganja girl

New Member
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
Money.

What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
 
ganja girl

ganja girl

New Member
'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

The cop looked the bike over and handed
The girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put
A reflector light on the back of it!'

The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,
'Yes, he sure did!'

The little girl looked up at the cop and said,​
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'Next year tell Santa;
The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!​
 
ganja girl

ganja girl

New Member
Some people are like slinkies...

They are good for nothing

...But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
 
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