My Life Is Bro

[UncleBuck]

http://mylifeisbro.com/

"Today, I woke up to a naked chick. She gave me a blow job, while I ate Doritos. I let her eat some. Just kidding, she’s a bitch. MLIB"

"Today, me and my bro did a fist bump just to celebrate a previous totally chill fist bump. MLIB"

"Today, I got really competitive about some things that didn’t really matter. MLIB"

"Today, I threw a bottle into a trashcan wearing my high socks and shades. It made it. I did not show emotion. MLIB."

"Today, I realized if you watch cinderella backwards, it’s about a woman who learns her place. MLIB"

"Today, my girlfriends mom walked in on us having sex. I looked her in the eyes and finished like a boss. MLIB"

"Today, I couldn’t decide what color polo to wear. So i just went shirtless. MLIB"


you're welcome, bros.

 

[VansStoner1748]

"Today, I realized if you watch cinderella backwards, it’s about a woman who learns her place. MLIB"

Haha thats a good one

 

[Cancler]

Fucking love the Cinderella one lmao and I aint even high

 

[kricket53]

these are good. you make em all up yourself?

 

[Sr. Verde]

these are good. you make em all up yourself?

uhh its from the website he posted?

 

[UncleBuck]

uhh its from the website he posted?

correct, bro. you are one chill bro. love the avatar (that episode was funny as fuck)

 

[kricket53]

oh yeah i didnt see the link.

 

[UncleBuck]

No worries, bro. You are chill.

 

[bud nugbong]

my life was mad bro back in highschool...the good old days

 

[dahctor]

Today I bought 3 cases of natty with my fake. I’m 23. MLIB.