str8-kiLLaaaaaaaaaas
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why does america test so much? 12 times man? shit i can understand if your applying for the swat team or somthing..
Ways to pass drug tests?
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str8-kiLLaaaaaaaaaas
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i hear alot of myths about drinking alto of cranberry juice... dont know if its true but i know pot takes a while to go out of the system. whats your job?
smokenchoke310
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It works drinking cranberry juice and water plus giver yourself 2-3 days from the last time you smoke to until they test you. If they try and make it random just tell them you cant go. I did it for a job interview that just tried to pop it up and make me do it the day of the interview. Also sittin in sauna afterwards helps to but order the stuff online that can clean you out that
would be the most probable to do.
would be the most probable to do.
skunkushybrid
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As far as I am aware there is no quick fix. If there were, then I'm sure inmates of prisons would have been using them by now.
If you smoke all day, every day like I do. It will take 28 days to clear from my system. There isn't anything I could buy that would clean me out in a couple of days.
If you just smoke on weekends you should be fine. Anyway, it's easy when you are at work... you don't have to strip naked in front of a screw or piss right in front of anyone... do they even use temperature cups at work? I wouldn't know as I've never had a legitimate job in my life. If they don't you can just use someone else piss, and if they do you'd be better off putting your energy into thinking of something to keep the stored piss warm.
If you smoke all day, every day like I do. It will take 28 days to clear from my system. There isn't anything I could buy that would clean me out in a couple of days.
If you just smoke on weekends you should be fine. Anyway, it's easy when you are at work... you don't have to strip naked in front of a screw or piss right in front of anyone... do they even use temperature cups at work? I wouldn't know as I've never had a legitimate job in my life. If they don't you can just use someone else piss, and if they do you'd be better off putting your energy into thinking of something to keep the stored piss warm.
muu232
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Actually I went from smoking all day, everyday, straight to rehab. First test was 8 days after I had quit smoking and I had already told them that I would test positive for marijuana but I didn't.
Hooray for high metabolism! 
skunkushybrid
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str8-kiLLaaaaaaaaaas
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I heard it from some drunk bitch at a party. i trust her.
and flooding your brain would take a shit load of fluids
all this myth is like chuging a fat glass and a half... piss... chug again... rince... lather... repeate
skunkushybrid
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A girl called leah betts died excatly this way. She was having a bad trip on E, and her friends forced her to drink loads of water. her brain swelled and she died.I heard it from some drunk bitch at a party. i trust her.
and flooding your brain would take a shit load of fluids
all this myth is like chuging a fat glass and a half... piss... chug again... rince... lather... repeate
str8-kiLLaaaaaaaaaas
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well then.
i new som1 died that way but i figured it was them just chugging glass after glass after glass. you gotta piss in between.
Well your example of flooding your brain is coming from the girl who died while messed up on E. that kinda gives a misconception. now i dont know the details or anything but yes obviously youre supposed to drink water when yure on E but the natural effects of the drug cause your brain to swell and to control that side effect youre supposed to drink lots of water. so in reality she might not have drinken enoug water and it was the drug that killed her... but im just saying. anyway
as for passing a drug test on short notice. ive found. fruit cranberry juice water. in excessive but not dangerous amounts is the best. and if you can get your hands on Fourmula 420 and yu drink one of those you should be pretty much set my friend.
as for passing a drug test on short notice. ive found. fruit cranberry juice water. in excessive but not dangerous amounts is the best. and if you can get your hands on Fourmula 420 and yu drink one of those you should be pretty much set my friend.
skunkushybrid
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No, IN REALITY, she died because she drank too much water. Where are you getting your E facts from? You're not supposed to drink lots of water. If anything, you drink small amounts of water and also a salt tablet.
skunkushybrid
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This is a fact. She died from drinking too much water. Real life, you here yet? It's real, it happened, no if's no fucking buts. Not unlikely, very fucking likely because it happened, for real.
You can dance all night on E and one bottle (500ml) of mineral water, not eat the next day, take coke, alcohol and weed (a little rehydration throughout the day), then do it all over again the next night.
When you are on E you actually only need very tiny amounts of water to keep you hydrated. The full recovery comes once you have come down.
You can dance all night on E and one bottle (500ml) of mineral water, not eat the next day, take coke, alcohol and weed (a little rehydration throughout the day), then do it all over again the next night.
When you are on E you actually only need very tiny amounts of water to keep you hydrated. The full recovery comes once you have come down.
Well how much is considered heavy smokers?? Because I smoke at least once a day, is this heavy??
skunkushybrid
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From the moment i wake up, to the moment I go to sleep.
heymo85
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fuck yea!!