You Know You're a Stoner if....

[The sim's Bob Newbie]

You know your a stoner if you find yourself on RIU reading a thread about someone smoking "dried period blood" BY ACCIDENT...sorry, just had to mention that thread!

 

[Karmapuff]

When you play with your monitors settings for a good 5 minutes.

^Holy shit

 

[Weedoozie]

You know your a stoner if you find yourself on RIU reading a thread about someone smoking "dried period blood" BY ACCIDENT...sorry, just had to mention that thread!

That is absolutely disgusting...

 

[JRTokin]

If you forget to vote for prop 19.

Lol thats a good point, wonder how many stoners will forget to vote.

 

[poopoo1964]

You know your a stoner when you forget what you forgot to forget the forgotten.. AH... YA....

 

[mr west]

last thing u remember is stopping at a red light and next thing u wake up outside mcdonalds drivethrough window with a tenner in ur hands

 

[reefermdns]

You know your a stoner when:
Your on the way to the store an you treat a red light like a Stop sign.
When your too stoned to find the remote so instead you watch a marathon of Top Chef or something like it
When you invite your friends over to kick it only so you can make them bring you food so you don't have to exert any effort.
When you play the same level in super mario bros for three hours

 

[reefermdns]

When a homie you havent seen in hella long comes to sesh and you clean your piece cause its "a special occasion"

 

[mr west]

When you invite your friends over to kick it only so you can make them bring you food so you don't have to exert any effort.

LMAO I do this on a daily basis lmao>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[reefermdns]

all of your pants have resin stains and/or burn holes

 

[mr west]

or when u 4get to take weed were ur going

I forgot to take my 6 blue peters( ones id made earlier) to golf but luckyly had a bit of green in my tin lol

 

[mr west]

wen u rub ur eye after making a fat and get thc in your eye from ur sticky fingers lmao i do this regularly ffs

 

[Kushcrosser]

when you pick up what you think is a bud in the carpet and get ready to smoke it, and realize its a smashed baby lizard that escaped from your aquarium that got stepped on.

 

[mr west]

when you pick up what you think is a bud in the carpet and get ready to smoke it, and realize its a smashed baby lizard that escaped from your aquarium that got stepped on.

aww sorry for ya loss man lol>>>>>

 

[mr west]

you know ur a stoner wen even tho u cant breath wen u wake up u still build a fat joint in the mornings for wake and bake

 

[teryy]

you know ur a stoner when you smoke before everything,eating,leaving the house,movies,showers,sleeping,going to work,going to school,sex,

 

[mr west]

before during and after lmao >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[mr west]

you kno wen u post the same thing more than twice. Good thing is most of dunt realise cuz we jus as bad lol

 

[one11]

you know when ur a stoner when every shirt you have has at least one burn hole in it.

you know ur a stoner when you dedicate your change to buying papers\blunts.

you know ur a stoner when all the locals know your the biggest pothead in town.

you know ur a stoner when you can name out your 3 top favorite strains to schmoke.

you know ur a stoner when you have to spend an hour looking for your keys every morning.

you know ur a stoner when you feel like you've been reborn in the morning because your brain is just that burnt out.

 

[Kushcrosser]

you know you are a stoner when you tell you out of state gf that talking to her on the phone for long periods at a time is making it tough to get high, and that you are gonna have to cut down on your talking time.