how'd you pass your UA?

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domestic08

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i normally only smoke 1 time after i'm tested then stay clean for 2 weeks and i pass every time, but i smoked about 2 hits of a bowl a day for 10 days this time and then stopped. i have 10 days left before my next UA. what can i do to clean up before then, if anything at all? i haven't smoked in 3 days as of today, i guess my question would be, is it possible to clean up in 13 day and how?
 
klmmicro

klmmicro

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That is cutting it very close. Not to freak you out or anything, but I would think that you are going to need another week before you will clear the test.
 
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domestic08

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klmmicro said:
That is cutting it very close. Not to freak you out or anything, but I would think that you are going to need another week before you will clear the test.
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i was thinking the same thing...i only weight 155lbs pretty close to 0% fat and i run 2.5 miles everyday and also work out everyday. will that have any effect on how quickly i can clean out?
 
klmmicro

klmmicro

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The lower the your body fat, the quicker your system will clear. Working out and flushing your system with water will help as well. Still not sure if it will work as I have no way of knowing how much you have loaded your system.
 
killadelph420

killadelph420

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yo CRANBERRY PILLS from cvs they help also drink cranberry juice and ALOT of water...i dated this girl who swore by the cranberry pills thing they clear out your system. drink alot of water. also i dont know if this is factual but im thinking try to eat foods with not alot of fat content until the test that might help so the shits not stored in fat? i know its stored in fat cells so by not eating fatty foods you wont add additional fat cells? thats just a guess im no doctor... but water, cranberry juice, cranberry pills.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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domestic08 said:
not a option for me.... they stare at my wang the entire time...
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i have to take random ua's about once a month or so.. not for the courts or a job, but some other bs.. so, about three or so months ago, i bite the bullet and went online and found one of those urinators that i always saw in hightimes.. i had heard that the feds had busted the whizzinator people, and i didn't think i would be able to find one online, but i did, but not from the whizzinator site.. i think it ran me about a hundred and twenty bucks or so.. than i also went online and bought some of this product called quickfix.. it runs about 20 bucks or so for three ounces.. it comes with heating pads and a temp strip.
my ua's are also monitored.. dude stands about two or so feet behind me and to my right.. the first time i had to use it, i was super nervous to say the least.. i pulled out my big fake penis and put it in the cup, and slowly used my other hand to open the lil lever thingy that allows the stream to leave the lil pouch.. i was soo sure i was going to get busted, but its been about three or so months like i've said now, and it works like a charm..
i know that its not the cheapest option out there, but i couldn't be more happy with it honestly.. i didn't feel like quitting smoking, nor did i think i should have to, so i went with the whizzinator and the quick fix, and haven't looked back..
if your going to be giving ua's for any amount of time, i highly recommend getting yourself one.. i would also suggest if you do decide to get one, practice pissing wth it a few times before you have to do the real ua to get a feel for it and to get a lil more comfortable with the whole process..
 
BudReaky

BudReaky

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girls swear by cran juice because of urinary track infections!i kno all my navy buddies would swear by nyasin,not sure the correct spelling,but its some all natural shit u get at wal mart and it makes u sweat and itch like crazy...google it
 
ThatsWhatSheSaid

ThatsWhatSheSaid

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I was on probation for 2 years, I failed a years worth of drug tests. They only way to pass is to not smoke. I tried everything to pass, I drank unbelievable amounts of water, I drank fucking vinegar, I bought the drinks, nothing worked, well, I tried then drinks 5 times it ONLY worked ONCE. They aren't reliable enough. I ended having to jump threw their hoops and dance to their tune to get off.


Oh and when I did quit I failed my drug tests for the first month and a half, it took 6 weeks, not just 30'days, for me to piss clean
 
H2grOw

H2grOw

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I have not had to use this method, but I know 2 people who have used it succesfully with only an hour's notice. 1 or 2 drops of regular visine eye drops in the sample and the dip strip test that they use won't pick up cannibis. Not sure if this would work for an actual lab analysis though.
 
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domestic08

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ok so i got tied up yesterday. wanted to tell you about how i passed. really all i did was run 2.5 miles a day for about a week. for the second week i took 3 niasin a day, (all at the sametime) for 3 days and drank cranberry juice and green tea all the time, (just when ever i was normally thirsty) for the remaining 4 days. the morning of the test i drank 1 20 oz. cranberry juice and a hour later i drank a 20 oz. green tea. about 20 minutes before the test i drank another green tea. i'm sure the main thing that helped was the working out. i actually drank next to no water at all. don't know how it worked really but it did and i'm still free. :) all that really matters right?
 
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