Why Do Men Have Nipples?

[shnkrmn]

You should look into natural selection and human embryology.

Did you know that the hairs around your nipples harbor a unique species of MITE, distinct from the other species of MITE that lives in your eyelashes?

People get freaked out about dust mites living in their beds. lol.

nipples? lol weeeelll....primitive man was built for survival. if a female couldnt produce milk to feed growing babies, hormones would create a lactic period for males of the same pheramonal type-set. this evolutionary anomaly is not prevalent in todays society. as milk is freely attainable. (tee hee)

 

[Heisenberg]

my roomate has a single nipple hair that is 4 1/4 inches long. Guinness lists the record at 3.5, but he won't call them!!

 

[DaLeftHandMan]

Bullshit. The answer has already been given multiple times in this thread.

THAT, is the answer, dbag. the others were incorrect. XP meh!

 

[guy incognito]

THAT, is the answer, dbag. the others were incorrect. XP meh!

Sorry for not believe a random internet stranger that doesn't post sources.

Couple questions though:

1. What came first the nipple, or humans? Is it even remotely possible the male nipple was vestigial in the precursor to humans?

2. what does "XP meh!" mean?

 

[RawBudzski]

I think theirs more evidence leaning toward it had a purpose long ago.. maybe your mindset can only go back so far, but you know.. . humans have been here a long time it may seem, but you humans look nothing like your ancestors. They would have been ashamed^^

Sorry for not believe a random internet stranger that doesn't post sources.

Couple questions though:

1. What came first the nipple, or humans? Is it even remotely possible the male nipple was vestigial in the precursor to humans?

2. what does "XP meh!" mean?

 

[guy incognito]

I think theirs more evidence leaning toward it had a purpose long ago.. maybe your mindset can only go back so far, but you know.. . humans have been here a long time it may seem, but you humans look nothing like your ancestors. They would have been ashamed^^

What the fuck are you talking about? You know mammals have been around for 200 million years? That nipple was around long, long before humans ever showed up.

Maybe i'm baked but i'm having a little trouble fully comprehending your post...

 

[mindphuk]

I think theirs more evidence leaning toward it had a purpose long ago.. maybe your mindset can only go back so far, but you know.. . humans have been here a long time it may seem, but you humans look nothing like your ancestors. They would have been ashamed^^

Can you outline this 'evidence' you speak of?

Let's assume for a minute that nipples have never had a use in any male mammal. Even as a completely useless anatomy, how exactly would evolution eliminate this feature from males only?

 

[RawBudzski]

depends on how far back your mind will allow mindphuk, the open mind is all the evidence you need. I see your take on this, and let me tell you if you were to go back far enough neither of the two species you humans derived from look anything like you. Their is no Stance on Evolution/Creationist because they both exist, humans well create life one day to some extent how far who knows. Life evolves as necessary from then on given the conditions. Its not hard to see the ignorance, do you think you world is about HBO? Your Video Games? Your Entertainment? You cannot sustain a workforce of this size without access to certain needs and knowledge, humans and your governments have a bigger agenda and understand that time wont stop. Do not worry though, their is no loss in ones self-worth no matter who you may be as after this life it does not end.. ^^you just wont remember anything prior.

 

[mindphuk]

depends on how far back your mind will allow mindphuk, the open mind is all the evidence you need. I see your take on this, and let me tell you if you were to go back far enough neither of the two species you humans derived from look anything like you. Their is no Stance on Evolution/Creationist because they both exist, humans well create life one day to some extent how far who knows. Life evolves as necessary from then on given the conditions. Its not hard to see the ignorance, do you think you world is about HBO? Your Video Games? Your Entertainment? You cannot sustain a workforce of this size without access to certain needs and knowledge, humans and your governments have a bigger agenda and understand that time wont stop. Do not worry though, their is no loss in ones self-worth no matter who you may be as after this life it does not end.. ^^you just wont remember anything prior.

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[IregAt420]

depends on how far back your mind will allow mindphuk, the open mind is all the evidence you need. I see your take on this, and let me tell you if you were to go back far enough neither of the two species you humans derived from look anything like you. Their is no Stance on Evolution/Creationist because they both exist, humans well create life one day to some extent how far who knows. Life evolves as necessary from then on given the conditions. Its not hard to see the ignorance, do you think you world is about HBO? Your Video Games? Your Entertainment? You cannot sustain a workforce of this size without access to certain needs and knowledge, humans and your governments have a bigger agenda and understand that time wont stop. Do not worry though, their is no loss in ones self-worth no matter who you may be as after this life it does not end.. ^^you just wont remember anything prior.

Your an alien arent you?

Lol....or are you just above "us" humans because you have an open mind that somehow sees into the past. I can see it now, like click, you bring up your menu of the world, and press play.

 

[Heisenberg]

People with open minds have exposed brains that eventually fall out

 

[guy incognito]

depends on how far back your mind will allow mindphuk, the open mind is all the evidence you need. I see your take on this, and let me tell you if you were to go back far enough neither of the two species you humans derived from look anything like you. Their is no Stance on Evolution/Creationist because they both exist, humans well create life one day to some extent how far who knows. Life evolves as necessary from then on given the conditions. Its not hard to see the ignorance, do you think you world is about HBO? Your Video Games? Your Entertainment? You cannot sustain a workforce of this size without access to certain needs and knowledge, humans and your governments have a bigger agenda and understand that time wont stop. Do not worry though, their is no loss in ones self-worth no matter who you may be as after this life it does not end.. ^^you just wont remember anything prior.