I Perceive You In Real Life As.....

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sry i had to coer my face. this was last night. and happy 24th to me aswell.
 
Gafoogle is like 4'11" 85 lbs. Loves shoots and ladders. Knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsy pop. Drives a weird hybrid suv/sedan thing. Likes pony tails. Prefers slippers to shoes. Only eates mustard and ketchup on her burgers. Sweat pants are the ONLY option.

heh heh. :D
I'm 5'9" and can't drive (I don't know how)
I do love ponytails, slippers, sweatpants, mustard and ketchup (But I also put tomatoes, onions, mayo, lettuce, hotsauce, cayenne pepper, bbq sauce and a pickle on my veggieburgers)
lol @ the rest.

kodank moment...I know very little about you because when you post I'm too distracted by your avatar
I'm gonna say, somewhere between 25-35, likes cartoons, bongs and peanut butter, could probably guess my bra size by one shifty glance, spends a lot of time in the sun
 
kodack .. 30-35 failed first marriage found life easier alone successful bachelor , trust issues ,yet if you are a true friend will have your back
 
kodack .. 30-35 failed first marriage found life easier alone successful bachelor , trust issues ,yet if you are a true friend will have your back
your avy screams to me that you are a middle aged white man with trust issues of his own. maybe married but the wife is a nagger(not in a mean way)
 
I'm a wise and insightful 22 year old male. Attending college for hotel/restaurant management/culinary arts. Love peanut butter like a mother fucker. Cartoons? Fuck ya. I love my Bong. Italian so I love the sun plus I work outside. I could easily guess your bra size with a shifty glance. But I happen to be an ass man.

I prefer steak and vagina. Loves hugs...if you use your mouth.

Edit: I do have trust issues. But am loyal as fuck. Good call.
 
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