noobdestroyer
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compared to broccoli?
marijuana nutrition facts!
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Nice Ol Bud
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1. I know your high.
2. This make no sense.
3. Mind sharing the dank?
2. This make no sense.
3. Mind sharing the dank?
yes, you are correct !compared to broccoli?
noobdestroyer
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what are the nutrition facts like a box a cereal has for mj. i want to see how it stacks up vs broccoli
cause i love weed and i love my sexy body
cause i love weed and i love my sexy body
Nice Ol Bud
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Holy shit bro your fucking gone lol.
noobdestroyer
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people have survived on beer
I prefer to thrive not survive. Eat your broccoli !
noobdestroyer
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balance that broccoli diet buddy! marijuana eaters should be healthy too!
DoobieBrother
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Vincent: Want some broccoli?
Jules: No man, I don’t eat Brassicaceae.
Vincent: Are you Carnivore?
Jules: Nah, I ain’t Carnivore, I just don’t dig on Brassicaceae, that’s all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Broccoli are filthy vegetables. I don’t eat filthy vegetables.
Vincent: Yeah, but broccoli tastes gooood. Broccoli tips taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ‘cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Broccoli sleep and root in worm shit. That’s a filthy vegetable. I ain’t eatin’ nothin’ that ain’t got sense enough to disregard someone's feces.
Vincent: How about a mushroom? Mushroom eats someone's feces.
Jules: I don’t eat mushroom either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a mushroom to be a filthy fungus?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a mushroom filthy but they’re definitely dirty. A mushroom's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a broccoli had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy vegetable. Is that true?
Jules: Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charmin’ motherfuckin’ broccoli. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Larry on Veggie Tales, you know what I’m sayin’?
Vincent: [laughing] That’s good.
Jules: No man, I don’t eat Brassicaceae.
Vincent: Are you Carnivore?
Jules: Nah, I ain’t Carnivore, I just don’t dig on Brassicaceae, that’s all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Broccoli are filthy vegetables. I don’t eat filthy vegetables.
Vincent: Yeah, but broccoli tastes gooood. Broccoli tips taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ‘cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Broccoli sleep and root in worm shit. That’s a filthy vegetable. I ain’t eatin’ nothin’ that ain’t got sense enough to disregard someone's feces.
Vincent: How about a mushroom? Mushroom eats someone's feces.
Jules: I don’t eat mushroom either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a mushroom to be a filthy fungus?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a mushroom filthy but they’re definitely dirty. A mushroom's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a broccoli had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy vegetable. Is that true?
Jules: Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charmin’ motherfuckin’ broccoli. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Larry on Veggie Tales, you know what I’m sayin’?
Vincent: [laughing] That’s good.
ZenithXalaga
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HAHAHA omfg dude, that was the fuckin funniest thing I've read in a month lol
Jankedyjoe
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Really? He asked a legit question, I am surprised I am the first one to give it any credence beyond "your just high" that's like calling someone stupid and thinking your right.
This is from wikipedia, so it is questionable, but goes with most of what I ahve heard and put the words to it and some numbers instead of me trying to be like "well... it has lots of protein and things for you... its good for you" It doesnt say it specifically here, but its protein is not only one of the fullest in the spectrum of what we need to survive, but it also has some of the highest amounts.
"About 30–35% of the weight of hempseed is hempseed oil or hemp oil, an edible oil that contains about 80% essential fatty acids (EFAs); i.e., linoleic acid, omega-6 (LA, 55%), alpha-linolenic acid, omega-3 (ALA, 22%), in addition to gamma-linolenic acid, omega-6 (GLA, 1–4%) and stearidonic acid, omega-3 (SDA, 0–2%). Whole hempseed also contains about 25% of a highly-digestible protein, where 1/3 is edestin and 2/3 are albumins. Its amino acid profile is close to "complete" when compared to more common sources of proteins such as meat, milk, eggs and soy.[22] The proportions of linoleic acid and alpha-linolenic acid in one tablespoon (15 ml) per day of hemp oil easily provides human daily requirements for EFAs. Unlike flaxseed oil, hemp oil can be used continuously without developing a deficiency or other imbalance of EFAs.[23] This has been demonstrated in a clinical study, where the daily ingestion of flaxseed oil decreased the endogenous production of GLA.[23]
Hempseed is an adequate source of calcium and iron. Whole hempseeds are also a good source of phosphorus, magnesium, zinc, copper and manganese.
Hempseed contains no gluten and therefore would not trigger symptoms of celiac disease."
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Hemp oil has been shown to relieve the symptoms of eczema (atopic dermatitis).[24]
Hemp Seed contains a large dietary supplement of omega-3, higher even than walnuts which contain 6.3% of n-3."
"Hemp oil has anti-inflammatory properties."
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The fibre is one of the most valuable parts of the hemp plant. It is commonly called bast, which refers to the fibres that grow on the outside of the woody interior of the plant's stalk, and under the outer most part (the bark). Bast fibres give the plants strength. Hemp fibres can be between approximately 0.91 m (3 ft) and 4.6 m (15 ft) long, running the length of the plant. Depending on the processing used to remove the fibre from the stem, the hemp may naturally be creamy white, brown, gray, black or green.[citation needed]
The use of hemp for fibre production has declined sharply over the last two centuries, but before the industrial revolution, hemp was a popular fibre because it is strong and grows quickly; it produces roughly 10% more fibre than cotton or flax when grown on the same land.[citation needed] Hemp has been used to make paper. It was often used to make sail canvas, and the word canvas derives from cannabis.[26][27] Abaca, or "Manila hemp", a relative of the banana plant, replaced its use for rope. Burlap, made from jute, took over the sacking market. The paper industry began using wood pulp. The carpet industry switched over to wool, sisal, and jute, then nylon. Netting and webbing applications were taken over by cotton and synthetics."
This is from wikipedia, so it is questionable, but goes with most of what I ahve heard and put the words to it and some numbers instead of me trying to be like "well... it has lots of protein and things for you... its good for you" It doesnt say it specifically here, but its protein is not only one of the fullest in the spectrum of what we need to survive, but it also has some of the highest amounts.
"About 30–35% of the weight of hempseed is hempseed oil or hemp oil, an edible oil that contains about 80% essential fatty acids (EFAs); i.e., linoleic acid, omega-6 (LA, 55%), alpha-linolenic acid, omega-3 (ALA, 22%), in addition to gamma-linolenic acid, omega-6 (GLA, 1–4%) and stearidonic acid, omega-3 (SDA, 0–2%). Whole hempseed also contains about 25% of a highly-digestible protein, where 1/3 is edestin and 2/3 are albumins. Its amino acid profile is close to "complete" when compared to more common sources of proteins such as meat, milk, eggs and soy.[22] The proportions of linoleic acid and alpha-linolenic acid in one tablespoon (15 ml) per day of hemp oil easily provides human daily requirements for EFAs. Unlike flaxseed oil, hemp oil can be used continuously without developing a deficiency or other imbalance of EFAs.[23] This has been demonstrated in a clinical study, where the daily ingestion of flaxseed oil decreased the endogenous production of GLA.[23]
Hempseed is an adequate source of calcium and iron. Whole hempseeds are also a good source of phosphorus, magnesium, zinc, copper and manganese.
Hempseed contains no gluten and therefore would not trigger symptoms of celiac disease."
"
Hemp oil has been shown to relieve the symptoms of eczema (atopic dermatitis).[24]
Hemp Seed contains a large dietary supplement of omega-3, higher even than walnuts which contain 6.3% of n-3."
"Hemp oil has anti-inflammatory properties."
"
The fibre is one of the most valuable parts of the hemp plant. It is commonly called bast, which refers to the fibres that grow on the outside of the woody interior of the plant's stalk, and under the outer most part (the bark). Bast fibres give the plants strength. Hemp fibres can be between approximately 0.91 m (3 ft) and 4.6 m (15 ft) long, running the length of the plant. Depending on the processing used to remove the fibre from the stem, the hemp may naturally be creamy white, brown, gray, black or green.[citation needed]
The use of hemp for fibre production has declined sharply over the last two centuries, but before the industrial revolution, hemp was a popular fibre because it is strong and grows quickly; it produces roughly 10% more fibre than cotton or flax when grown on the same land.[citation needed] Hemp has been used to make paper. It was often used to make sail canvas, and the word canvas derives from cannabis.[26][27] Abaca, or "Manila hemp", a relative of the banana plant, replaced its use for rope. Burlap, made from jute, took over the sacking market. The paper industry began using wood pulp. The carpet industry switched over to wool, sisal, and jute, then nylon. Netting and webbing applications were taken over by cotton and synthetics."
DoobieBrother
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What are the nutrition facts for shemp seeds & shemp oil?
DoobieBrother
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And what's the USRDA of THC and CBD?
DoobieBrother
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And, sweet spliffs from The White Cliffs: no hermies at all?
Maybe, I honestly didn't see that as a question with that as an answer. Anyways he could have googled it just as easily as you did.
noobdestroyer
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you will never have a personality die googleing
yeah, what he said.